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Zem
You can be civil without being flowery, dipshits.
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Posted on 11-20-04 08:21 AM Link | Quote
Well you know what? At least my mom doesn't give head behind the dumpsters at Burger King.





See, the implication is that your mom does.

Anyway, I will spare someone else the effort and make the obvious response: "your mom does it at taco bell."

To which I respond that my mom doesn't give head behind any dumpsters at all.

And then, to stir things up a little, the next time someone makes a snide remark about my mom, I say "MY MOM'S DEAD."

She isn't, but that's what I'd say.

And then everyone has to respect me and my dead mom.

See, I've got it all planned out.
DarkSlaya
POOOOOOOOOOOORN!
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Posted on 11-21-04 08:14 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Zem
See, I've got it all planned out.


Unless that person see you with your mom. Then what would you answer...... "Hmmmm...She's my girlfriend"?
MathOnNapkins

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Posted on 11-22-04 05:26 AM Link | Quote
Zem: Your mom is so dedicated to giving head out behind the Burger King dumpsters, that there are instructions in her will to dump her corpse there so she can pleasure her clientele beyond the grave. She likes it even better when she's being submissive apparently.
Zem
You can be civil without being flowery, dipshits.
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Posted on 11-23-04 09:36 AM Link | Quote
Dude. My mom's dead.

Ah shit.

Dude, that's not cool. Burger King is dead. ='(
MathOnNapkins

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Posted on 11-25-04 08:56 AM Link | Quote
You're mom's dead? I'm soooooooooooooo sorry. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to drive to Burger King. laters...
Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 11-29-04 06:37 AM Link | Quote
*checks watch* Why bother? The burger king closed four days ago.
MathOnNapkins

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Posted on 12-01-04 01:13 AM Link | Quote
.................Makes no sense.

I recommend you delete your post and leave. Forever. And let me guess, you got one of those Spongebob Squarepants watches, and it tells you by satellite when Burger King is open or closed? wtf
Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 12-01-04 03:03 AM Link | Quote
It made sense. Your post wsa four days before mine, so I was saying the burger king closed four days ago. It also opened the next day, but I didn't say that. So yeah. Don't be so melodramatic =/
Zem
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Posted on 12-01-04 06:39 AM Link | Quote
It's TIME FOR SUICIDE!!!!
MathOnNapkins

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Posted on 12-02-04 04:56 AM Link | Quote
Kratos: I still can't tell if you were attempting to make a joke or were just being nonchalant and factual.

Zem: Melodrama is a leading cause of suicide. :-(

My dog committed suicide. Don't talk about it. It's not funny. :-(
Yoshi Dude

XKEEPER STOLE MY CAR KEYS
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Posted on 12-02-04 08:02 AM Link | Quote
my dog died.. i.. i think i was the one who killed her.. I just wanted someone.. someone to love..
all the girls hate me.. i just wanted some kind of physical affection.. but.. but buttercup.. she just collapsed.. i just wanted some physical affection..... buttercup.. i'm so sorry..
I'm going to get a new dog.. and name her buttercup two.. just for your buttercup.. i'm just so sorry.. please god forgive me.. why can't i enjoy some physical satisfaction..

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 12-02-04 08:42 AM Link | Quote
Math: Joke.

YD: Aaaaaaaaaand YD comes in with something completely disturbing. GJ YD.
Zem
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Posted on 12-02-04 10:54 AM Link | Quote
Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 12-03-04 04:56 AM Link | Quote
Y'know, that... Kinda reminds me of Pokey the Penguin.

You all remember Pokey the Penguin.

And that's why the pirates want to steal the south pole candy.
Zem
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Posted on 12-04-04 12:16 PM Link | Quote
Interesting observation. Because on the front page of the comic in question (this one), we find this text.

It would be unorthodox for us to make these comics available, without linking to our better developed inspiration, made by not us:
Pokey the penguin.

Actually, I change my mind! Pokey, I am suing you! You are stealing the train of my ideas, using metaphorical locomotive bandits! PAY!

Actually, I AM JUST KIDDANG!!! POKEY, be my FRIEND!!! DO NOT PAY!!!
Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 12-05-04 12:20 AM Link | Quote
Well I didn't exactly go there and check so :x
Zem
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Posted on 12-05-04 12:41 PM Link | Quote
What is that hideous mutant of ASCII meant to represent? I have enough trouble when the eyes are an X. =(
MathOnNapkins

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Posted on 12-05-04 01:40 PM Link | Quote
404 Unorthodox

Hey I'm like stealing humor and stuff.
Zem
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Posted on 12-05-04 03:26 PM Link | Quote


If my postcount were higher this could be viewed as spamming.
MathOnNapkins

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Posted on 12-07-04 12:12 AM Link | Quote
Zem I will get Acmlm to banninate you and exile you to Utah. You will be wed to dominant gay Morman patriarch and be forced to at once play football for BYU and also be one of his many sex slaves. You will also cook several times a day with no gratitude. You will see. Watashi no tanjyoubi to Acmlm wa onaji desu! There fore I will control his mind. I also speak French, which will help since he will understand my mind control better in French.
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