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Legion banning people for no reason sure is fun Level: 101  Posts: 3927/5657 EXP: 10399737 For next: 317938 Since: 03-15-04 From: The Crossroads is under attack! Since last post: 5 days Last activity: 5 days |
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| You are posting on this message board. You have an idea for a thread called "Which is better? Pancakes or Waffles?". You have trouble deciding where to post the thread. To post in Crazyness go to number 7. To post in Hardware/Software go to number 9. 1. Smart move. You obviously know better. Firefox is the greatest browser ever. It is perfect in each and every way. It's infallible and has no flaws. It's the official browser of the internet and if you disagree, then you are scum. You post a flash movie that was released on the internet two days ago. You found it quite humorous and seeings how you don't keep tabs and records on every single board members internet life, you don't know who has seen it and who has not. You wish to share your new found joy with your fellow friends. But should you? If you post it, go to option 5. If you opt not to, go to option 8. 2. Ka-splat! You are dead. No one understood your pain and they will miss you now that you're gone. Well, probably not. But hey, you never know right?  The end.3. *tsk tisk* What were you thinking?! You are bombarded by a horde of posts in which you are flamed to the point where your ISP server drops you. You have never seen so many Monty Python quotes in your life. The end. FKitten Yiffer. You make me sick. 4. You sir have made it this far and won the game. You have prooven beyond a shadow of a doubt that no matter what happens to you in life, posting at a message board on the internet is the most important activity that one can partake in. The hell with sexual intercourse, you have to win ACS tonight or else you wont impress your e-buddies. Revel in the fact that a winner is you and no matter how many jobs you get fired from or how many times you get evicted from your apartment, there's always the public computers at the library. Winner. Thee end. 5. What the fuck is your problem man? It was posted two days ago. That's old as hell in internet time. Why did you bother even getting up today if you were going to waste our damn time? We hate you. Die. We're going to kill your dog. And if you don't have one, we'll buy one for you. Then kill it. Please delete your internet. The end. 6. Sorry bud, but he was dead serious. Did you not see all those exclamation points or something? Also, Valcion is known for his blunt seriousness. This guy is no joker. When he says something you can be sure that he damn well means it. You are indeed a robber of cocks. Why? Because some random guy over the internet told you so. Should have got out the razor.  The end.7. Wrong choice bucko. This is spam. OSNAP! Here comes Yiffy Kitten! Permabanned. The end. 8. Good move! Chances are that at LEAST 3% of the population has seen this already. They are clearly better human beings than you because they saw it first. They're awesome and cutting edge. Oh snap! Valcion just called you a cock robber and to emphasize it, he used 73 exclamation marks and 14 ones followed by random numbers. To slit your wrists, go to option 10. To shrug it off as a harmless joke go to option 6. 9. You cross your fingers and push submit. 10 seconds later you get 32 posts saying that you posted this in the wrong forum. Jesper comes along and says that technically it's the right forum because you can eat pancakes and waffles while using a computer. The thread stays. A few hours later, you decide to post a reply to the "Why is Firefox your favorite browser?" thread saying "It's not my favorite browser, it just doesn't appeal to me and I like IE because it suits my needs just fine." Then you start to have second thoughts... If you press submit, go to option 3. If you cancel, go to option 1. 10. You chose wisely my friend. If some guy you don't know makes a remark like that, then clearly your life has no more meaning and it's time to call it a day. You start slashing away but unfortunantly, you do it wrong. Now you can't move your arms. To continue posting using your nose, go to option 4. To quit posting and jump in front of a moving bus go to option 2. |
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SpiderMew Rat Level: 14  Posts: 70/97 EXP: 12477 For next: 594 Since: 05-15-05 From: Another Dimension Since last post: 130 days Last activity: 130 days |
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| That was totaly crazy and defently fun... Remeinded me allot of the books i used to read as a child Thank you for this wonderfully silly story j00 are an uber genus Darth Legious  |
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Legion banning people for no reason sure is fun Level: 101 Posts: 3932/5657 EXP: 10399737 For next: 317938 Since: 03-15-04 From: The Crossroads is under attack! Since last post: 5 days Last activity: 5 days |
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Originally posted by SpiderMew Genus, you mean like one half the name of a species?  But yeah, Choose Your Own Adventure kicked ass. I would always save my place and look ahead to see if I picked the right one. |
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Cymoro PATRICK DUFFY WILL LASER YOUR SOUL   Level: 67  Posts: 1618/2216 EXP: 2549743 For next: 43129 Since: 03-15-04 From: Cymoro Gaming Since last post: 6 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| You are knuck. If you're going to yank it to loli, go to 5. If not, go to 3. 1. MonopolyMan has quit (Reason: Dead). YOU WIN :O 2. You go on IRC. Mono is there. He says loli sucks. If you want to say he licks dogpenis, go to 4. If not, go to 3. 3. A cock stabs you in the eye. THE END. 4. After he yells at you, saying you suck, he then threatens to slit his wrists open with a butterknife. There is a terrible crisis on your hands! What do you do? If you want to tell him that you did his sister, go to 1. If you want to sympathize with him, go to 3. 5. A JORB WELL DONE. You think about going on IRC. If you do, go to 2. If not, go to 3. (edited by Cymoro on 05-26-05 02:36 PM) |
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Legion banning people for no reason sure is fun Level: 101 Posts: 3952/5657 EXP: 10399737 For next: 317938 Since: 03-15-04 From: The Crossroads is under attack! Since last post: 5 days Last activity: 5 days |
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| You are Cymoro. Go anywhere. 1. You fail. 2. You fail. 3. You fail. 4. You fail. 5. You fail. 6. You fail. 7. You fail. 8. You fail. 9. You fail. 10. You fail. |
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NSNick Laidback Admin Level: 85  Posts: 2298/3875 EXP: 5895841 For next: 2699 Since: 03-15-04 From: North Side School: OSU Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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| Oh man, I like how I got to the secret choice about kicking ass. That was a nice added bonus. | |||
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Yoshi Dude XKEEPER STOLE MY CAR KEYS Level: 79  Posts: 2063/3271 EXP: 4572680 For next: 6787 Since: 03-15-04 From: give me a number folks. Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| I used Relm's "sketch" on Gau and won 999 knuck 1-ups! but look what else. 2. You go on IRC. Mono is there. He says loli sucks. If you want to say he licks dogpenis, go to 2. If not, go to 3. I glitched it  |
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Xkeeper 2.0 Hammer Brother Again... :P Level: 49  Posts: 598/1091 EXP: 880818 For next: 3065 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 5 hours Last activity: 3 hours |
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| You have finished your first SMW hack. If you go to post it, see #3. If you silently start over, go to #1. #1. Good choice. You're saving the embarassment of a craptastic release. Unfortunately, the police see you playing the ROM and bust you. The end! #2. Legion seems to be unaffected. However, you've angered many of the board admins, leading to a ban. The end... #3. Ah, brave. You're embarassing yourself, and the flaming causes you to quit. The police don't know anything! You see Legion around the corner... If you go flame him, see #2. If you talk to him, see #4. #4. Congratulations, you've won this shitty ass adventure. Unfortunately, while trying to drop a box on Ninja AE, Bloodstar accidentally drops it on you. Oh well... At least you've lived a long life!  |
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Xkeeper The required libraries have not been defined. Level: NAN  Posts: -1803/-863 EXP: NAN For next: 0 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: -753366 sec. |
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| You've read Legion's CYOA thread. Go to 1. 1. Post a stupider spinoff of Legion's CYOA thread. |
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