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<blockquote><font class=fonts><i>Originally posted by Valcion</i></font><hr>If you move this, i have your fucking head.

taken from my journal.

So yeah, i decide to play some SC II, get my character back in conquest mode. I do so. Everything goes up to plan except getting beaten by a cheapass computer cassandra. So, it comes to the end, and some retarded little goth kid comes up to the game (well, the jewelry and the skeleton gloves kinda makes me assume things there), puts his quarters in, and challenges me.

By god, he was the most annoying fuck ever. "OH THSI GAME TOOK ME A HALF HOUR TO BEAT ON MY SYSTEM." "I KNOW HOW TO DO THE ANKLE THING WITH MAXI" "blah blah blah". I kick his ass.

Three times.

Each time i won a round, it was nothing but a chorus of complaints and a symphony of sore-loser-y. "OH YOU JACKASS DONT SLASH ME. STOP SLASHING ME. OH MAN I JUST GOT PUNK'D. AHAHAHAHA YOU JUMPED AHAHAHA THAT'S YOUR FAULT AHAHAHA. I said nothing. Except like "doubt it." and that was to his obnoxious cocky ass attitude.

Eventually he beats me by using fucking kilik. (cheaply) I accept my defeat, silently and calmly.  I get into the high scores, and i attempt to put in my name. Yes, attempt. The fucker pushed my start button and laughs in my face, canceling my entry. Well, not canceling, but now it says instead of VA instead of VALCION. Its no big deal, yes, but its the principle behind it. People like that are what make that arcade and the fucking mall in general suck. I've pretty much had it with every fucking one of those cunts at that arcade. With few (read: several) exceptions, most of the people that go there are annoying.

Truth be told, i'm fine with them, really, but the people and enviroment in general are really starting to get to me. If you see me pulling off moves, and attempting to COMBO them, don't fucking accuse me of button mashing. I'm sorry, i don't fucking memorize the faqs on the characters and spend all my fucking time in the arcade. ESPECIALLY... ESPECIALLY if i'm not playing you. Complaining about button mashing is fine if you're playing against me, i have no problem with that. If you're just watching, DONT FUCKING COMMENTATE. I appreciate that he left his comment until i lost though.

And that goes for DDR and magic too. OH HAY HE MESSED THAT STEP UP. or OH HEY CHITTERING RATS IS A GOOD CARD. No fucking shit, dumbass. Here's a tip. Become a detective. You'll go broke and you'll stop fuckign saying things like that. and you're damn right its a good card. Because i'm playing it. and 9 times out of ten, i'm better than your fat ass with a deck just as crappy as your odor. Congratulation and comments CAN be nice when THE TIME IS FUCKING RIGHT.

Oh yes, and just because im playing a gameboy, and i'm 18, doesn't mean you can go OH HAY ARE YOU PLAYING POKEMAN?! What the fuck does it matter? And then when you come up to see the game i'm actually playing, don't comment like you know two shits about the game. Like OH SHOOT THAT GUY. SHOOT DAMN YOU SHOOT.  KILL THAT GUY. I know what to fucking do in the game. Don't bother me.

People are lucky i'm generally calm and non-violent, otherwise i'd probably be bashing heads and taking names.<hr></blockquote>

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alte Hexe Posts: 1642/5458	Indeed you can...There are also animalities (totally sweet), Brutalities, Babalities, Mercy and so much more. I love the Fatality idea, it is a great way to add insult...well, more injury to injury. Salt in the wounds if you will.
Ran-chan Posts: 5118/12781	Can I do that Friendship thingy in Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 for SNES? Would be cool to see...
Colin Posts: 5066/11302	In MK3? No... You could do whatever fatality you wished when the time came.
NSNick Posts: 1330/3875	You have to do a Mercy before you do a Friendship, don't you?
Ran-chan Posts: 5083/12781	Friendship? I
Colin Posts: 5044/11302	...Was it just a random sequence of buttons or did you have no idea that Friendships were in MK? Wonder how many drinks that guy spilled a day to build up his record.
oniblade Posts: 122/183	I remember when i was playing tekken 4, and then someguy put in a quarter, and then when i was fighting him, he kept mentioning about how he comes here and practices every day, and how hes un beatable. what he then did was spill his drink that he had next to his joystick. when i reacted, he k.o.d my charater, i was so pissed
Nebetsu Posts: 460/1574	Originally posted by Jarukoth Originally posted by Ailure I remember playing Mortal Kombat on Nintendo 64, I sucked at the game but I found a simple strategy. Jumping around... and that really worked against my opponent. He got really pissed off about that. And told me to not jump... :/ You, my friend, have only scratched the surface. This year, it's throws. But hey, that's what Fatalities are for...right? Haha. Speaking of fatalites: Me and my Dad were playing Mortal Kombat. He beat my tail into the ground as usual and the usual "finish him" came up. He pressed a bunch of buttons and.... "FRIENDSHIP" I never laughed so hard in my life.
Jarukoth Posts: 2028/3194	Originally posted by Ailure I remember playing Mortal Kombat on Nintendo 64, I sucked at the game but I found a simple strategy. Jumping around... and that really worked against my opponent. He got really pissed off about that. And told me to not jump... :/ You, my friend, have only scratched the surface. This year, it's throws. But hey, that's what Fatalities are for...right?
HyperLamer Posts: 2005/8210	Obscure Simpsons reference? Originally posted by Ziffski My friend Scott playing a game he is losing at. The minute he finds something to exploit, he says that he is king shit. The minute he loses he says the game is broken, or stupid and keeps on talking about how SSBM is the only true fighting game
Nebetsu Posts: 436/1574	Then there's idiots at school who will go up to me and SGT_Vegitto while we're playing magic and will touch my lunchbox and say "tappa tappa tappa"
Colin Posts: 4972/11302	I don't like when people distract me either, but that's what away messages on AIM are for. I rarely get interrupted by actual humans though. I only get ticked if I'm playing an RPG and I'm far away from a save point.
Ran-chan Posts: 4896/12781	If someone did to me what that goth did to Valcion I
Ailure Posts: 5840/11162	But well, Pok
Colin Posts: 4969/11302	Funny fact about the GB/GBA thing... The past year or so, if I've seen a person playing a GBA, they've either been playing Advance Wars, FFTA, Fire Emblem, Golden Sun or Street Fighter Alpha 3. True story. That kills said myth.
Dracoon Posts: 1697/3727	"I will beat you at any game!" I have said this more than once and I stick by it. I have had to put up with this before and I just say that. They challenge me to a game I win, they pay for it each time, they challenge me to another I win. Then people say they can beat me a SSBM... Horrible mistake, like two-thrids of my gamecube power time is on that game, and I have played, and beaten, tales of symphonia twice on it. If you want to be an brat, than do it to someone else, because as I said. "I will beat you at any game!"
alte Hexe Posts: 1614/5458	My friend Scott playing a game he is losing at. The minute he finds something to exploit, he says that he is king shit. The minute he loses he says the game is broken, or stupid and keeps on talking about how SSBM is the only true fighting game
Grey the Stampede Posts: 1202/3770	I think the ultimate trumper is the person who taps on the barrel of the Silent Scope machine while you're aiming. Or the guy who thinks he'll do better at DDR by slamming his feet on the pads when he steps. I can understand when guys like Ziff do it, but Ziff doesn't suck at DDR either. When you suck at DDR, stomping the pads doesn't help, it just breaks the machine for no good reason. Lucky for me, the only gun shooter I'm any good at is Time Crisis 3, and you can't do anything to mess up a person's game in that, it's nigh-impossible.
HyperLamer Posts: 1992/8210	What you need to do is find this kid, write "START" on his nose, and punch it as hard as you can. I know what you mean about the game boy too. If I'm playing one, I simply must be playing Pok
Colin Posts: 4966/11302	See, that's why I avoid arcades. Usually there's very few assholes around, but I just don't like the whole "person comes up and drops in quarter" thing. A nice thing to do would be to, you know, ask. (Especially if you're playing a fighter and you're near the end, he beats you, forget that idea.)
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