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Yoshi Dude
Posts: 1570/3271 |
Xena has the biggest penis so by default she is better. |
Jizuko
Posts: 693/1191 |
Okay, this is a tough call, mainly because both show has it's drawbacks. Xena has Joker. Someone shoot him. Hercules has uh, no idea. But joker still sucks ass. Of course, Xena has Bruce sometime, he owns ass.
Now, He-man, he has a kickass themesong. And that's alot. Hercules also has Sorbo, which is the captain in Andromeda, not that I ever watch that show but he's cool.
I'll have to go with ... Xerculman. |
Toxic
Posts: 2011/2857 |
1) Yeah, ok, Skeletons are hardcore villans, and can wreck you. Same with BEASTMAN, who was a freaking animal. He would go nuts and eat a village for breakfast if he felt like it.
2) It's not my pic, I just found one, lagger |
Legion
Posts: 2530/5657 |
Originally posted by Michael Caine ok stfu nub, that's because Skeletor is quite possibly the baddest ass of all badasses.
His possee could wreck basically anyone.
Dude! He was a freaking skeleton! And Man Beast? I could kick his ass.
Oh, and your pic doesn't work. n00b. |
Toxic
Posts: 2010/2857 |
ok stfu nub, that's because Skeletor is quite possibly the baddest ass of all badasses.
His possee could wreck basically anyone. |
Legion
Posts: 2529/5657 |
Originally posted by Michael Caine My vote:
He-Man, who would wreck them both on accident.
He-Man was a pussy compared to Hercules. How many years did it take him to defeat Skeletor? Never. That's how many. He mostly sat on his ass and took bubble baths with Cringer. |
Toxic
Posts: 2008/2857 |
My vote:
He-Man, who would wreck them both on accident. |
Legion
Posts: 2526/5657 |
Clockworkz and Bella, you both have very valid reasons for voting Xena. INSANELY valid reasons. |
Yoshi Dude
Posts: 1564/3271 |
Lucy Lawless' performances were oscar worthy.
God I miss that show. |
Bella
Posts: 1208/2962 |
Hercules I guess? But then there's that "Female power" with Xena. I go with Xena since I've seen more episodes of it. |
Clockworkz
Posts: 1518/2002 |
Xena gets my vote, only for the hotness factor, though. |
Legion
Posts: 2518/5657 |
Originally posted by Jarukoth Lucy Lawless acts? When did this happen?
However, I still vote for Xena for the following reasons.
1) I don't like Kevin Sorbo. Better actor or not, I just don't like him... <---Screw you. 2) This is assuming he isn't teamed up with Bruce Campbell. <---Half credit. 3) Lucy Lawless is hot. <---She's a man.
Also what's kick ass about Hercules is the horrible special effects. Herc will punch some guy, the guy will take two steps back then do a backflip.
Fun Fact: Sam Raimi was involved with Hercules.
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Jarukoth
Posts: 1869/3194 |
Lucy Lawless acts? When did this happen?
However, I still vote for Xena for the following reasons.
1) I don't like Kevin Sorbo. Better actor or not, I just don't like him... 2) This is assuming he isn't teamed up with Bruce Campbell. 3) Lucy Lawless is hot. |
Legion
Posts: 2517/5657 |
Well, you know how this works. Vote for which show was better.
Do NOT post something like "i havn't seen eeether of them so i dunno lol". That contributes NOTHING and makes your penis shrink. (Or if you're a woman, it stretches your labia.)
As for me? I vote Hercules. The plot was better, Kevin Sorbo is a better actor than Lucy Lawless, and Xena was basically a rip-off made for chicks.
This thread was somewhat inspired by Yoshi Dude. |