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Zerodius
Posts: 207/2036 |
Sarah: "We'll need a teleport device. However, teleport devices are chiurgically placed into new recruits when they get here so we shouldn't have to worry... unless... Tell me, did they gave you a teleport device?" |
Steak
Posts: 297/507 |
Jim runs towards the main deck....
Jim: Alright...what are we looking for when we get there? Can we just do it ourselves, or must we use a device? |
Zerodius
Posts: 201/2036 |
Sarah: "We must head to the main deck! There, we shall be able to teleport out!" |
Steak
Posts: 281/507 |
Jim: Um...Sarah...which way leads out...? |
Zerodius
Posts: 195/2036 |
Zerodius teleported on the planet's surface...
During this time...
Random Guardian: "SIR! The Compression is in progress!"
Dreickonis: "Not important. The weapons are already on our ship. Tell all Guardians with a high rank to evacuate. Kill the others. Weaklings do not derserve anything exept death... including you."
Random Guardian: "But..."
BANG!
Dreickonis blown his servant's head off!
Then, he teleported back on his ship... |
Utilityman
Posts: 529/813 |
"You make it sound like I KNOW how to get off this thing!!" Excelsior yelled to no one in particular. He spun around, the plates on his arm cannon seperating as a white glow pierced out from within. Its ice beam activated, striking the ground and walling off the other side of the room as he made his escape. |
Zerodius
Posts: 189/2036 |
The Guardians entered the Briefing Room!
At that very exact moment, Excelsior received Zerodius's orders by telepathy...
Zerodius *using telepathy*: "To all troops, evacuate the spaceship. In less than 5 minutes, the ship shall go into "compressed" mode... killing all those inside it so... evacuate or get crushed. I would give this order using the communication systems but... the Guardians broke the Main Computer. Anyway, all troops, meet me on the surface of the planet! MOVE OUT!" |
Teddylot
Posts: 112/851 |
The teddy bear grumbled, put his hands into his pockets and began to shuffle away from colonel what's-his-face. He stopped occasionally to tip over a small rock with his foot. He'd then usually follow it up with a classic remark such as . . .
Teddylot: Nope, nobody under there.
From what he could see, there was no other person in sight. The teddy bear eventually hit the low bar of boredom and plopped down on a stray log to play Fire Emblem on his Gameboy Advance. |
Utilityman
Posts: 513/813 |
Excelsior still stood, watching the screens in the briefing room as the Guardians continued to swarm the ship. He clenched his fists, try to keep them from shaking as they quickly advanced onto every corridor that was visible to him. He whirled around as a series of bangs rang out from the door he had come through.
"...grr..." Excelsior raised up his hand, morphing it into the arm cannon as he began to back away to the exit on the opposite side of the room. |
Steak
Posts: 254/507 |
Jim: Geez...for people who claim to be gods, they sure give themselves dumb names.
Jim opens up, firing at the foe's wings as quickly as the gun allows. |
Zerodius
Posts: 185/2036 |
Terminotron: "Colonel Terminotron! Colonel Mustard is still on the ship. Anyway... you shall search for survivors. We surely aren't the only Hunters who escaped! If you find an officer higher ranked than me, then follow his orders unstead. If no officer with an higher rank than me has made it... then I plan to launch a counter-attack on the enemy. You see... Admiral Zerodius has hidden some spaceships on this world. All we have to do is find them and we'll be able to get on their ship!" |
Teddylot
Posts: 111/851 |
Teddylot: Bah, you weren't listening were you? I was gonna dodge all their dumb attacks. I'm very slippery and tricksy, or so I've been told.
Teddylot also looked up at the sky finally taking notice of the two ships.
Teddylot: Sooooo, what's your battle strategy, Colonel Mustard? |
Zerodius
Posts: 183/2036 |
Terminotron: "Yeah... assuming they didn't completely destroyed you beforehand. Anyway..."
Terminotron stared at the sky...
Since the Lancer was flying above the planet on low orbit, the Lancer could be seen easily... as well as the invasion ship just next to it. |
Teddylot
Posts: 110/851 |
Teddylot: *looks up* You tend to misunderestimate smaller peoples, don't you muscle-bound?
Teddylot disregarded everything else Terminotron said because the bear went on a rant on how he would take down every guardian in just a few simple moves. However, the soul inhabiting the avatar was a bit worried. He didn't know exactly what was going on and had just been playing along since he first entered the new world. Now, he wished that he had fully read the entire e-mail instead of rushing to conclusions. Of course, he would never let it show.
Teddylot: And splat, every single one of those dumb uardians would've been half-eaten pancakes. |
Zerodius
Posts: 181/2036 |
Terminotron stared at Teddylot...
Terminotron: "You? Taking on a full army of well-trained Guardians? Yeah... right. Anyway, I hope that Admiral Zerodius is alright... he didn't evacuated yet..." |
Teddylot
Posts: 108/851 |
Teddylot acknowledged the being and held out his mitten hand for a shake.
Teddylot: I'm boondoggly. And no worries, that psycho nut doesn't scare me. I could've probably taken them all out with my 1337 skillzorz! Thanks anyway, though.
. . .
By the way, if you have no sense of humor at all, my name's actually Teddylot. |
Zerodius
Posts: 180/2036 |
Dreickonis: "You are just like those stupid mortal-loving Hunters! You do not deserve to be a god! Now troops... GET HIM!"
The Guardians took their swords and guns and aimed at Teddylot...
Guardians: "THE GUARDIANS ARE THE ONLY GODS! DEATH TO THE HUNTERS!"
The Guardians all used their weapons to try and destroy Teddylot's avatar! ... but someone grabbed Teddylot from behind and teleported him to safety (more exactely, on a nearby planet) before the attacks could actually hit him.
The being who had teleported Teddylot was looking exactely like a terminator without skin.
Terminotron: "Challenging Dreickonis isn't a good idea, soldier! You were lucky I was there to save you. I am Colonel Terminotron and you are..." |
Utilityman
Posts: 505/813 |
Excelsior still stood in the briefing room, watching the two. "...well, dynamic mission structure, I'll give them that much." |
Teddylot
Posts: 106/851 |
Teddylot ducked behind Dreickonis and then reappeared from behind the desk.
Teddylot: You know, being a god, for me, is pretty sacrilegious.
The bear knew what was coming, so he took refuge on top of a nearby computer.
Teddylot: Besides, you're sounding pretty psychotic with all that jabber of murder and such. Personally, that stuff gives me a wierd, tingly feeling in the back of my neck. You're a nut job, you know that.
Teddylot reached into his pocket, pulled out two business cards and floated them down to Dreickonis's feet.
Teddylot: One of them is a card to a psych my friend is going to. The other is an asylum. You should visit one, preferably the latter. |
Zerodius
Posts: 176/2036 |
Dreickonis smiled. While he was trying to look nice, he was looking like a smiling devil.
Dreickonis: "Don't worry, being a god is not hard. You have been a god since your birth, you just never suspected it... being a god is not hard. All that you have to do is force the foolish mortals to serve and worship you as well as destroy Hunters when you meet them. Learning their true identity is a must since it gives you the opportunity to find their real bodies in Reality and murder them!" |
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