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Sukasa
Posts: 1918/1981 |
Q: What do you call a cross between a parrot and a jogger?
Spoiler:
A: A Walkie-Talkie! |
SoNotNormal
Posts: 601/793 |
Here's two of my favorites 
Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, floating in the water?
A:
Spoiler:
Bob
Q: What do you call a woman with only one leg?
A:
Spoiler:
Eileen |
Peardian
Posts: 1515/1696 |
Mine looks all weird, too. I think this computer uses IE. *checks* Yep. |
Alastor the Stylish
Posts: 7366/7620 |
Many of these are kinda... Vague. It's like they have many possible answers.
For example.
Q: What is blue?
Spoiler:
A: My pants. |
Danielle
Posts: 2832/3359 |
I see the same thing Zachio sees... 
Here's one I'm sure everyone knows. 
Q: A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How does he do it?
A:
Spoiler:
His horse is named Friday.
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KATW
Posts: 3825/3959 |
This is what I see here... Minus the erasure
Im going with the fact that your browser has no clue what to do when I make a spoiler with my layout... strange... 
Anyways... Im just going to make my text a dark blue to blend with my layout then 
Q: What runs but never walks, has a mouth, but never talks?
Spoiler! A: A river
I... guess that will work for now  |
TapTap
Posts: 194/405 |
This is what it looks like...
It looks fine in New Reply and Quote, so it may be a scheme-And-Layout Clash... I use purple if it matters...
To Stay on topic...
Q: What has a face but no head, and hands but no arms?
A:
Spoiler:
A Clock |
KATW
Posts: 3823/3959 |
Its working fine for me |
TapTap
Posts: 182/405 |
I think something screwed up, Kirby ATW, your post has a really long blank space and your spoiler ay be causing it. |
SoNotNormal
Posts: 561/793 |
Ok, heres one I'm sure all of you have heard, but oh damn well.
A man walks into a bar. When he gets home and looks in the mirrior, he has two black eyes and a nose bleed. What happened?
Spoiler:
Simple. If you walk INTO a bar, it's not exactly gonna feel nice |
Tanookirby
Posts: 499/509 |
Originally posted by Peardian
I think you kinda messed up that spoiler there, TK. 
OK, I corrected it. |
Peardian
Posts: 1458/1696 |
I think you kinda messed up that spoiler there, TK. |
Tanookirby
Posts: 496/509 |
Hers's one:
What has rivers but no water, roads but no pavement, and mountains but no rocks?
Spoiler:
A map. |
TapTap
Posts: 125/405 |
OK, I've got one:
Q: What's the longest word?
Spoiler:
A: Smiles, it's got a Mile between the S's. |
KATW
Posts: 3770/3959 |
A suggestion in a previous thread... and kind of a spinoff of the Flash and YTMND threads in Craziness. This is where all "One line riddles" can go for reference.
If a riddle is NOT mentioned here, then feel free to make a thread about it if you feel it's good. Then post it in here for reference. 
Now, Im not MAKING you reference here, but dont be suprised when your thread gets closed becaue the riddle was already put here.
Ah, yes. One more thing. Knock-knock jokes dont go in here. Thank you.
Ill start off with the one that inspired this thread
Q: What starts with 'E', ends with 'E', has an 'E' in the middle, but only contains one letter?
Spoiler:
A: An envelope!
PS: Try setting the riddle apart from any commentary somehow. Bolding works fine |
