Acmlm's Board - I2 Archive - Story Forum - The Stinko Blog: Robots and Rampages!
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Schwa
Posts: 2171/2214 |
Okay, okay... Level 10 awaits, along with the final battle against the Red Buttoner. Good luck, Stonkoman... and may the Brothers Chaps supply us with that level soon!! |
Shyguy
Posts: 1704/1998 |
Yeah. You know it! Wait, am I even supposed to talk to OOC!?
A REAL WEIRD CHALLENGE
Weird and frightning day. I blasted my way past the wall I got stuckd in. I entered a negative zone! It was weird! First I saw was a cheap ol' Poorbt in my way, I challenged him away. Then there was this weird invisible walkway. That was a scary! Next thing I knew there was a platform that changed every second from ground to cloud to kitchen floor to moon, it was weird! And even some of the robots! The Blue Claws thing was just spinning in midair one time. Other times there were like..... bunches of them at me! Then there is the green health capsule. I'd stay far away from THAT if I was you.
Then I go to the second part of this crazy wacky word after deciding to end the first part after reaching a bunch of forks and ol satchels. There was this big chicken in my way RIGHT at start! I challenged him quickly and became in front of a maze full of solid and unsolid kitchen ovens! It was kinda confuse, but I got past it. Then a bunch of platforms, a wall of weird tiny things, and then the teleporters. THEY WERE WACKO. I go to a teleporter then the next thing I see is a weird lotus type thing shooting red stuff at me that goes right through me! I challenged it, and gone to the next one, which took me right next to the next one which took me near my next one. I jumped into it and the weird camera was out of place with Stinko. It fixed itself though.
I ended the level after a few overlapping platforms and teleports. I fell through the clouds, but decided that wasn't going to happen, so I walked a walkway to yet another pile of junk. This was looking predictable. But all of a sudden, the background fade! It was a boss! It looked like some giant robot made of trees and clouds and kitchen utensils and appliances! There were uptants and downtants for his eyes and hands. He looked like he meant business!
I challenged him no sweat! His forks gave me an owie though.
Comments are accept. Just....... Stay away from Green Health Capsules.
Your friend,
Stinkoman
THE STINKO CAN DRIVE A PLANE?
Nice day. I go to the start of level nine. It was weird and scary forest! It handed me shivers! I really has to find out what to do. But just then the famous Stinko Mind started kicking in. I just remember I build a funnylookin ship near the forest! And it was RIGHT in front of me! I shoulda remembered sooner! I got in my ship and sent off!
I was challenging with technology!!!!!! I went through dozens of crazy scary forest creatures. I can't stop to look at them long enough, so I set my Stinko Ship to Autopilot! I go forward. Challenging all manner of things from missiles to shrubberies to tiny prawns.
Speaking of prawns though you can't believe! My ship and I met the biggest meanest prawn I ever see! I challenged it and it blewed up. I made a prawn salad!
So today was a nice day. I like nice days full of challenge.
Comments are accept,
Stinkoman |
Schwa
Posts: 2119/2214 |
OOC: Oh noes... Poor Stinko is gonna have horrible nightmares after The Negative Zone takes it's toll on him... It did for ME... (That's because it would most likely be every Game Designer's nightmare.)  |
Shyguy
Posts: 1695/1998 |
Dear, Schwa:
Yeah, I may have been in too much things at once. I'm doing a comic, I'm doing a roleplay, and I'm doing my blog. I'm kinda like the busy bee. It is a challenge the Stinko can face!!!
Dear, cpubasic13:
Hey, thank you! I can challenge you later. I'm kinda in a fix right now. I'm way so busy. Thank you for taking the time to write me though! You own too!
ICEY TREATS NOT TREATING ME FAIR
Now I got past a shivery zone! I was really cold, too. I been though some robots, some weird tiny things, and An Ice Machine!
I challenged the ice machine and beat it! It was really cheesing me off, so I had to. It was SO cold. I had to move or else I'll freeze to a square block!! Bad stuff.
Well, I was on the mountains, so I can't blame the coldness. It just made me on challenge mode a big time.
Now..... I'm stuck in a wall. It's sad right here. It is weird. All bricky.
Your Friend,
Stinkoman |
cpubasic13
Posts: 1339/1346 |
William was really bored one day, surfing the web on his laptop listening to Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga battle music. He was clicking here and there and to his surprise, he became facinated with the blogs of a Stinkoman. He had heard about him, but only from an email response from a Strong Bad...
But he continued reading, and became very intrigued by the blogs for some weird reason...
He decided to stop doing what he was doing and type up a small little letter for Stinkoman.
"Dear Stinkoman,
You are the man! You own, dude. Yeah...
I am bored right now, playing with my sword and boomerang guns right now. No soldiers to fight against or anything of the sort... seems that they are distracted with some technological geek...
I hope that we meet sometime. Maybe a fight? Who knows? You seem too busy to even deal with me...
Your fan,
William
P.S: Try wearing kitchen mitts. They warm you up good!"
He finished off the letter and sent it to the blog comment section, which was full of other's comments. He hoped his was recognized... |
Shyguy
Posts: 1688/1998 |
I'm back online! There was something keeping me from doing my blog. Good thing I have my handy laptop !!! Well, anyway, I go on vacation!!!!!
VACATION TIME IN THE CLOUDS!
Well, I have been playing and playing this new game. It is soooo dumb. It's so hard, not even a 100 year old can play it! I was stuck in town! Anyway, after, I decide to take a much deserved vacation. I headed to the clouds for much challenge and fighting !!!! I knew already where there is a robot. So I had no trouble finding my way to them.
I had extra fun! I challenged robots, I dodged stuff. I even got to challenge a tornado! It turned out to be a silly mouse. I had a good laugh.
But now, I'm freezing my Double Deuce Busters off !! Someone attack me with red button lightning! It terepolted me fast in a shiver zone! Freezing!
C-c-c-comments are k-kind accept...
Y-y-y-your friend,
S-s-s-s-stinkoman. |
Schwa
Posts: 2107/2214 |
Schwa does something he hasn't done in a long time-- he gets down and begins writing a letter on a piece of paper.
Dear Stinkoman 20X6:
It has been a week since our challenge. I hope all is well for you. Please take good care of 1-up, for he has a lot of potential.
Sincerely, --Schwa
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He folds it into an envelope, and begins writing a second letter.
Dear 1-up:
Keep training. Remember, even you have fans, though you are not nearly as powerful as Stinkoman... yet. You will be someday, though.
Sincerely, --Schwa
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The two letters are psychically dropped into the mail slot at a nearby post office, and will someday reach the two chaacters... |
Shyguy
Posts: 1685/1998 |
Hello Blog. My Blog is hacked for a reason or another so I'm borrowing Stinkoman's. I'm sure he won't bother about it.
MY FIRST TREK ON MY OWN
Hello, I am 1-up. I may as well call myself a guy. Becuase now, I proved I was the guy. I made it through the moon! I was going to tell Stinkoman to go, but he was busy with other matters. Something about Final Fantasy XXVII or something. Now on to.
I went to the moon all by my self !! I challenged robots all by myself !! I beat an Alien Boss all by myselfs !! It was a nice day. I thought I was minced meat for good !!
Actually, I kinda am. I got Kidnap by some Mysterious figure. The same who captured Pan Pan. I sure hope Stinkoman comes soon!
Comments are accept. Because I'm stuck here with my laptop...
You're aquaintance,
1-up |
Schwa
Posts: 2094/2214 |
Oh NOES! Are you suggesting a Schwa vs. Stinkoman battle in the SB Arena?
Or, as your hero would put it...
"Are you asking for a CHALEEEEEENGE!?!?!?! Double duuuuUUUUSE..." |
Shyguy
Posts: 1682/1998 |
Well, I don't really know that answer. I mean, I've only just gone through level 4 about now.
PS: I can see that challenge!!! !!!! ! |
Schwa
Posts: 2092/2214 |
I have a question. What happens when you get to the end of what the Brothers Chaps have done so far? This is based on their Stinkoman 20X6 game, and to my knowledge they've only got 8 levels done... (and BTW, level 8, or rather Level -1, gave me, being an amateur game-designer, horrendous nightmares and nightly seizures for a while )
Keep it up, though.
P.S. Stinkoman would be no match for Schwa or Kaz. |
Shyguy
Posts: 1681/1998 |
Thank you Schwa! I guess I can get back into roleplaying. It's pretty fun. 
Ok, Shyguy! My turn write out my blog! Sorry. Got to write in my Blog for today.
SUCKER STOLE MY POWER CRUNCH!
Well, I back at home finishing my soup in style! I wear my Fisticuff while eating my dumpling chicken bowl! Then my friend, 1-up came into. He say, "Hey Stinkoman! Pan-Pan still kidnap and I to go and save him!" I was like whatever.... Then he say, "And I'm borrowing your Power Crunch" I was like, alright and just bring it back in one peice. Then he say he going to the Lava Zone! I choked on my soup just then. He's going to bring my Power Crunch into an volcano!!!!! I fast stopped eating and followed him!
All sorts of robots and the like challenged me. They were also going to challenge 1-up, but he's just a kid. Maybe when he's older he can fight them, but for now, I use my FISTICUFF to bash rocks upon them. I also had to press switches to help make 1-up go across to safety. It was a real workout.
Then We get to the end of the level and 1-up say he done it by himself. That was bad insult. I could've sworn it was some sort of joke challenge. "BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!" he says! I looked behind me, and there was a lava snake. It almost gave me a chuckle seeing him try to look all cool.
I challenged its tail, then I bonked his head. He cost me my Fisticuff I challenged him so hard. So there go my Powerup. I will miss it dearly.
Comments are happy accept.
Your friend,
Stinkoman |
Schwa
Posts: 2090/2214 |
To Stinkoman20X6: You're a good writer, and this is funny and insane. I seriously think you should get back into Roleplaying in general, like how you were before you got your name changed from Shyguy and also from Master M...  
To Grey: Moving the thread is a pretty good idea, but now he has a different audience. Danielle or Leigon or Colin would've never posted in this thread if it didn't start here, and I probably wouldn't have if it didn't, which it did (...n't).
Still, this ain't bad. Stinkoman was always my favorite Homestar Runner character. |
Grey the Stampede
Posts: 3291/3770 |
I think I know where this place could go, actually... A place where Stinkoman can write out his life "story" to us all... |
Shyguy
Posts: 1680/1998 |
...... You make this sound like the house of you.
I mean other people like it. You're not the only person in the world. Well Time for another blog listing.
THE STINKO JUMPS!
I had a pretty rough day, but not too rough. Kinda fun. I Had sort trouble with this wall in my way. I had to jump over it for my next adventure. I kinda over done it with the high fly jump. I had to challenge in the sky on my way up!
On my way down, I noticed I just about made it past the wall. I came across my favorite: Bread! Yummy! But there were awful things that I hates too: Ears, soap, apples, and the letter ' P '. I snagged me tenbread and landed square on the other shade of the wall.
Well big mistake.
The wall tries to challenge me!!! !!! I show him who has the mightier fists! I beated him with little effort. It was another darn robot! Scuse my french..... I needs to know where all these robots is coming from.
PS: I also got a powerup for a reward! THE FISTICUFF! Comments are much happy accept.
You're friend,
Stinkoman |
Legion
Posts: 5403/5657 |
I didn\'t say I didn\'t unsticky it. I said I didn\'t close it. And there\'s no real reason why this should be stickied in the first place. It\'s not even an original character!
And I hate Homestar Runner stuff. |
Grey the Stampede
Posts: 3289/3770 |
Huh, I wonder who keeps unstickying it, then...
Kasumi's got a blog, I figure this is a place for like, fun and wild stuff, let's have a fake blog exist! In the very least, it'd be funny. |
Legion
Posts: 5402/5657 |
Originally posted by Guilty Grey X
So Legion, please allow this to have a shot.
What are you talking about? I\'ve seen this already and I didn\'t close it. |
Colin
Posts: 10650/11302 |
...And why wouldn't you just put this on something like LJ or Xanga instead of putting it here? I mean, for one thing it's a fake blog, and unlike Grey I'm not adverse to closing silly threads. |
Grey the Stampede
Posts: 3288/3770 |
Difference here is that this is cool. So Legion, please allow this to have a shot. |
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