Acmlm's Board - I2 Archive - Story Forum - The Justice Folk
| User | Post |
Mel
Posts: 982/991 |
Tuxedo Melvin scratched his chin, still floating a few feew in mid-air with his other hand on his magician's cane.
Tuxedo Melvin: Well, M-Tek is always open for you guys to visit if you need it. Two-way earpieces and secret decoder rings won't take more than a day to procure. |
Kirbynite
Posts: 1363/1366 |
Kirbynite watched Allison as she walked towards the exit from the rooftop. He blinked and looked at everyone.
Dani - Ugh, I'm not really "chibi". I'm only.. I'm only just a few years younger than most of you. :: snorts :: But yes, it's nice to see that I look just as marvelous at this age too.
Supa Dreamlander: Team, huh? Well, since it's obvious that we're going to help Dani with her problem--
Dani - No one ask--
Supa Dreamlander: Technically, you did.
Nakase: Evil witch dreams!
Supa Dreamlander: Close enough. Anyways, maybe we should find ourselves like some kinda centralized area of communication. Somewhere significant.. and.. uh... Gas efficient for the Spriter. Hey, Tux. You've... er.. Got connections with guys with money. How's about using some shrimpy influence to get us a meeting place in this city? |
Mel
Posts: 979/991 |
Tuxedo Melvin: A cheap revival? The plot thickens!
Six Shooter: But who? Not too terribly many of our foes have the resources to conduct a ressurection.
Tuxedo Melvin: I'll go get the list. |
JDavis
Posts: 811/815 |
Sailor Venus: We have fans? *_*
Spriter: ... You've had fans since you were, like, 13.
Sailor Venus: ... True.
Spriter: And speaking of youth. *points at Dani* What do we plan to do about Chibi Dani? |
Kirbynite
Posts: 1357/1366 |
Supa Dreamlander: Yeah... a little too cliche...
All of a sudden, a rumbling sound echoed out of the same rooftop as Dani and Melvin were on. Just as everyone prepared themselves, Birdo popped out of the door of the staircase that led to the inside of the Channel Six building. She was accompanied by a blonde haired girl with a black bandana with the knot on the side of her head.
Supa Dreamlander: Wha.. Allison?
The blonde haired girl smiled and waved her hand.
Allison: Hiyas! 
Supa Dreamlander: ... Come to break the fourth wall or something?
Allison: Well... actually... I'm gonna try not to. I just came here to tell you all that she has really been defeated.
Dani - And how would you happen to know of this..?
Kirbynite zoomed down closer to the rooftop, and hopped off of his Warp Star.
Supa Dreamlander: She's a part of the Underground FanZ.
Dani - :: blinks :: Underground Fans?
Birdo - FanZ! Capital Z, damnit!
Kirbynite and Dani shot puzzled looks at Birdo.
Birdo - I... er.. I've gone to their site once or twice. Oh! :: glances at Allison :: By the way, that article on Iris. Wonderful. I'm amazed at how it turned out.
Allison: I know! It just seemed to, you know, come out of nowhere.
Supa Dreamlander: Ahem?
Allison: Oh, yes, um... Well, the ex-queen of Zeal never gained new power. She was just resurrected, you know, while you guys obviously continued to increase in power. Er.. well, except for Dani.
Dani - :: snorts ::
Allison: Omigosh! I actually witnessed her doing it! Eeee!
Supa Dreamlander: Ah.. Um, that's all?
Allison: Hm? Oh yeah, I guess I'll be seeing ya'll later. Toodles! Oh, and the way you all handled yourselves quickly, I'd say you would all make a great team! |
Mel
Posts: 978/991 |
Several empty shells fell into the sky as Six Shooter reloaded his Sniper Buster, sliding six pristine bullets into the waiting cylinder, giving it a good spin, and snapping it into place.
Six Shooter: Something isn't right, to be sure. Our adventures are far too strung out to have this entire matter end at Zeal.
Smithy-kun: Right! And besides... this is only-
the fourth wall breaks
Smithy-kun: -the seventh page of the story.
Tuxedo Melvin picks himself up, and giving the rotor on his magician's cane a spin, comes back to life, and he putters into the air.
Tuxedo Melvin: So chances are in a few minutes we're either going to see a new side of Zeal, see some new guy whose ass we have to kick, or something will happen to complicate matters entirely. |
JDavis
Posts: 805/815 |
Spriter: ... That can't be it. To use the cliche... "That was too easy." |
Kirbynite
Posts: 1355/1366 |
Dani - :: glances at Melvin :: Idiot
Supa Dreamlander: *yelling* Hey, Tux! Stop using Narrative assumptions like that. I'm perfectly able to hold onto items, and I'm even wearing gloves! *snorts* I swear.. I get no respect like this...
Meanwhile, Zeal's was full of cracks now.
Zeal - Nooo! How dare you! Wretched----
Boom. Dead.
Supa Dreamlander: Huh? What?
Zeal had shattered into pieces, and sunlight began to shine through the sky.
Supa Dreamlander: ... That's it? Bleh, I would've preferred a lazy Dani defeat than that
Dani - Excuse me? |
JDavis
Posts: 804/815 |
Meanwhile, from a skyscraper behind Ex-Queen Zeal...
"Venus Love and Beauty Shock!"
Sailor Venus winks and kisses the tips of her pointer and ring finger, causing a glowing orange energy in the shape of a heart to appear, which she then throws at the back of the flying Zeal mask.
Sailor Venus: Forgot I was here, didn't you?  |
Mel
Posts: 788/991 |
"I don't think so!"
Loud gunshots rang out, as several beams of light flew from a nearby skyscraper, striking the edges of Zeal's mask and breaking off large chunks. This prompted everybody to focus their attention on the trenchcoated figure on top of the building. He wore a black fedora, and his right arm was home to a modified Rock Buster, modified with what seemed to be a revolver's six-cylinder ammunition chamber, and an extended sniper-ish barrel. Taking a running leap off the rooftop, the unknown figure landed directly on Smithy-kun's Warp Star, crouching down next to him, as he tilted up the revolver barrel, and began to reload it.
Smithy-kun: Heya, Boo-
Smithy-kun recieved a prompt slap, as the figure snapped the front half of his buster into place, and stood back up.
Smithy-kun: Right, right! The secret identity thing.
Figure: For the time being, you can call me...
The trenchcoated figure whirled around, pointed his buster at Zeal, and assumed a rather badass pose as lightning flashed in the background.
Figure: Six Shooter!
---
Tuxedo Melvin squirmed around in the Supa Dreamlander's grip.
Tuxedo Melvin: Let go of me! 
Sadly, what with Supa Dreamlander having stubby little Dreamlander hands and no opposable thumbs, Tuxedo Melvin quickly found himself eating the pavement right next to Danielle.
Tuxedo Melvin: T_T |
Kirbynite
Posts: 878/1366 |
A loud shattering echoed throughout the skies. Large cracks slowly veined out on the giant mask's forehead. A vein began to throb on the side as Zeal glared at Tuxedo Melvin.
Melvin felt his body jerk as Supa Dreamlander flew into the tuxed hero and carried him out of the way.
Supa Dreamlander: First rule of fighting bosses: Bosses don't go down so easily. Second rule of fighting bosses: Get the hell away after doing a wicked attack.
A black sphere formed on all of Zeal's remaining fingers. Electricity surged from the spheres as energy was pumped into them.
Zeal: Prepare yourselves for the great beyond!
((Good God, that was so corny )) |
Mel
Posts: 784/991 |
Tuxedo Melvin: Power Pole, Retract!
The sledgehammer head embedded in Zeal's palm shrank with a simple poof, the cap snapping back onto the shaft, and floating in midair for a moment before zipping in Tuxedo Melvin's direction in a straight line. As he spiraled down towards the city lights below, he used his weight to spin around, grabbing onto the cane as it came close, then swinging it down, snapping the Power Pole into helicopter mode in a single swift stroke.
Tuxedo Melvin: Copter Ooooon!
Arcing downward, and back into the air, Tuxedo Melvin headed back towards Zeal for another pass, a grin on his face. As he came below her, he stopped the copter's forward motion. However, his force of inertia caused him to continue on, and he swung upward as if hanging onto a bar. The Power Pole quickly shifted back into standard pole form, and he pulled it behind him, wielding it as if it were a bo staff, while flipping over as he floated up, to face Zeal while only feet from her face.
Tuxedo Melvin: And now you're going to pay for what you did to Danielle.
The pole's head expanded behind him, shifting back into sledgehammer mode, and he swung it around once more, aiming directly for Zeal's forehead, putting the sheer force of his will into the swing. |
Kirbynite
Posts: 874/1366 |
Zeal screamed as both of her hands zoomed above her head. The hammer smashed through one of her hands. However, she managed to grip onto the hammer head with her remaining hand. With both left hand and hammer, Zeal flung Melvin downward into a skyscraper.
Zeal: Wretched fool! You shall pay for what you did to my hand! |
Mel
Posts: 780/991 |
The fist barely brushes against the Warp Star that Tuxedo Melvin and Smithy-kun ride. Evangelion's "Cruel Angel's Thesis" sets the tone, and the fight tempo picks up.
Smithy-kun cocks his head to face Zeal's exposed flank, his visor glowing bright.
Smithy-kun: Koshi Biiiii-mu!
A red beam blazed forth, plowing directly into the femininely-shaped mask's side, hopefully causing a bit of damage. Tuxedo Melvin had already noticed the unconsious Danielle, and was practically frothing at the mouth. He gripped his pole tightly in one hand, and held onto the Warp Star with the other, as he got to his feet.
Tuxedo Melvin: Smithy-kun! Give me a boost!
The Warp Star passed by Zeal's mask, circling around to the front and back for another pass. Tuxedo Melvin put his foot into Smithy-kun's extended palms, and launched high into the air, towards Zeal.
Tuxedo Melvin: Power Pole, Hammer On!
Holding the Power Pole Mark II with both hands and holding it out in front of him, the white cap at the end popped off, turned to the side, and doubled... quadrupled... octupled in size into a giant sledgehammer head. It spun around several times, locking back into the now-beefier main pole shaft, forming a giant sledgehammer of sorts.
Tuxedo Melvin: Let's go, Zeal! Doriiiiii--YA!
Using the entire whole of his body weight, Tuxedo Melvin pulled himself, as well as the huge sledgehammer in his hands, into a full spin, timing it just so as to slam the hammer face, complete with all the momentum and force associated with it, directly into the giant mask. |
JDavis
Posts: 548/815 |
Spriter: A giant face thing and two giant hands? Oh, man, did you pick the wrong guy to use that form against! *turns to Gutsman* Aim at her eyes, and her palms when she exposes them!
And so, Spriter started shooting energy blasts at Zeal's left eye, while Gutsman opened fire with his buster on her right eye. |
Kirbynite
Posts: 865/1366 |
Kirbynite felt a smacking through his helmet as Nakase clambered onto his Warp Star.
Nakase: Did you forget I can't fly!?
Supa Dreamlander: No no! It's all Tux Mel's fault. It was all done in his post.
Nakase: Meh..
At long last, the ex-Queen Zeal visage was seen by the group of costumed heros. A giant, feminine mask loomed at everyone, with a pair of pales hands floating at the mask's side.
Zeal: Ooohohohohohoho... Come to die, children? Or perhaps suffer the same fate as her?
A hand pointed at a nearby skyscraper. Dani was laid out on the roof.
Supa Dreamlander: Dani! ... *blinks* Uh.. Atleast I think she is.. *scratches face* She looks a bit more compact than I last remembered..
Not wasting anytime in typical villain fashion, Zeal immediately flung one of her fists at the group of heros. |
JDavis
Posts: 545/815 |
Just as the Warp Stars sent Tuxedo Melvin and co. into the sky... Wal-Mart Man, The Wing, Guts, and Night Fist burst onto the roof.
Wal-Mart Man: Well isn't that great? Leaving us behind... Not all of us can fly, you know!
Guts body promptly began to bulge outward and harden... Some parts even changed color. In a moment, he was back to his original, robotic form... Gutsman.
A panel on Gutsman's back opens up, and out pops two jet engine things.
Gutsman: I'm good to go.
The Wing: Let's go already!
The Wing launches herself in the air, swooping back around to pick up Night Fist by the shoulders.
Night Fist: I appreciate the lift, miss.
The Wing: Don't mention it
Wal-Mart Man: ...
Gutsman: You want a ride? *points to his own shoulders*
Wal-Mart Man: Nah, I'm tired of this whole Wal-Mart Man gig anyway. It's become too.... commercial.
JDavis removes his Wal-Mart Man hat, cape, and vest, and shoves them in his pockets. He places his hands in the air as if to type on a keyboard, and his Washu-type laptop appears. He presses a couple buttons, and his appearance begins to change. Once again, he is in his blue Ryoko-like outfit... But this time he's still got his mask on.
JDavis: I hereby dub my new superhero identity "Spriter"! Now let's go.
And so, Gutsman and Spriter took off into the air, following their comrades. |
Mel
Posts: 740/991 |
Tuxedo Melvin: Well, geez! It's not like I have a Tuxedo Melvinmobile or anything like that! And if we go flying around on top of a giant green VW beetle, or on top of a big black Megadeus or a giant robot with glasses and a labcoat, I think that might JUST have the chance of giving away my secret identity!
Smithy-kun: We could always use Warp Stars...
Seconds later, Tuxedo Melvin, Smithy-kun, and the Supa Dreamlander are struck full on by Warp Stars, and sent flying into the sky. |
Kirbynite
Posts: 737/1366 |
Supa Dreamlander: Didn't you hear what I said? Last time we fought her, we were ontop of a big platform. Or what? You don't have anything in your so called expansive list to provide us with something simple? |
Mel
Posts: 736/991 |
Tuxedo Melvin turned around, and blinked.
Tuxedo Melvin: What, you can't fly? |
| This is a long thread. Click here to view it. |
|
