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Danielle
Posts: 2539/3359 |
Helloooo... Mr. Announcer dude... Teddylot... where did you go?  |
Smallhacker
Posts: 2083/2273 |
Smallhacker: HELLO! OVER HERE! I WANNA ANSWER
*Gets hit by a bucket*
Smallhacker: Ouch! Uh... What are walnuts? |
Teddylot
Posts: 830/851 |
Teddylot: Wow, NSNick sure is smart and rich and attractive. All in his own way.
Announcer: Not with a small net gain of $200 though.
Super Scoreboard
Danielle: $4,400
NSNick: $3,000
Grey: $2,600
Emptyeye: $2,400
Kirby ATW: $0
Kirbynite: $0
neotransotaku: $0
SmallHacker: $0
Dr. Weird: $0
Zero0wned: $1,000
Kario: -$2,000
Luigi-kun: -$6,800
Teddylot: You know, now that I'm powerless, I won't be able to change this thread's title.
Announcer: There, there ... we all have to make sacrifices sometimes.
Answer #23
The original Waldorf sald had only apples, celery, and mayo, but now it's standard to add these nuts.
Teddylot: Have I ever mentioned that I hate nuts?
Announcer: Not that my assistant recalls.
Teddylot: Well, I don't. |
NSNick
Posts: 3595/3875 |
*buzz*
What are pistachios?
My dad loves 'em. |
Teddylot
Posts: 828/851 |
Teddylot: They go together like ... well, steak on rye, I guess.
Announcer: *grumble* Lunch break!
Super Scoreboard:
Danielle: $4,400
NSNick: $2,800
Grey: $2,600
Emptyeye: $2,400
Kirby ATW: $0
Kirbynite: $0
neotransotaku: $0
SmallHacker: $0
Dr. Weird: $0
Zero0wned: -$1,000
Kario: -$2,000
Luigi-kun: -$6,800
Teddylot: And the Amazon takes the lead with a four-answer run. Will nobody stop her?
Announcer: *mouth full* Beautiful women are good for ratings.
Answer #22
It's messy on you fingers but for Valentine's Day you can make a heart-shaped wreath with these nuts whose shells are dyed red.
Teddylot: Nuts.
Announcer: No Cursing.
Teddylot: No, that's the new category.
Announcer: Oh ... finally doing your job, huh?
Teddylot: Not really. Just trying to kill the monotony with a knife.
Announcer: Really?
Teddylot: Yep, I'm the knife. |
Danielle
Posts: 2252/3359 |
What is Mobile, Alabama?
I hope I'm still a terrorizing force with my Amazon-like qualities.  |
Teddylot
Posts: 826/851 |
Teddylot: *rolls some dice* Awesome. Snake eyes.
Announcer: Which means not much for you.
Super Scoreboard:
NSNick: $2,800
Grey: $2,600
Emptyeye: $2,400
Danielle: $2,400
Kirby ATW: $0
Kirbynite: $0
neotransotaku: $0
SmallHacker: $0
Dr. Weird: $0
Zero0wned: -$1,000
Kario: -$2,000
Luigi-kun: -$6,800
Announcer: That Danielle is such a terrorizing force.
Teddylot: Her amazon-like qualities are probably doing the intimidation trick.
Announcer: Sexy, I'm sure.
Answer #21
It's Alabama's only seaport.
Announcer: Category change means Sweet Home, Alabama.
Teddylot: I hate that song. Really. It's like a fly that won't go away. |
Danielle
Posts: 2157/3359 |
What is Ireland?
I'm on a roll! |
Teddylot
Posts: 822/851 |
Teddylot: ... you can't touch the announcer, fool ... he's just a voice.
Announcer: 'sup.
Super Scoreboard:
NSNick: $2,800
Grey: $2,600
Emptyeye: $2,400
Danielle: $2,200
Kirby ATW: $0
Kirbynite: $0
neotransotaku: $0
SmallHacker: $0
Dr. Weird: $0
Zero0wned: -$1,000
Kario: -$2,000
Luigi-kun: -$6,800
Announcer: And you can't touch Teddylot either ... he's untouchable.
Teddylot: But not like the Indian that cleans our toilets.
Announcer: Yes, Master Teddylot is truly most skilled at the sacred martial art of Tom Foolery
Teddylot: Challenge me, if you wish, at my dojo. 
Answer #20
Twin hills called the Paps are part of the scenery of County Kerry in this country.
Teddylot: And the new territory is: Rugged Terrain
Announcer: Du na na na (tss tss) du na (tss tss) du na. Can't touch this.
Teddylot: Hammer Time! |
Luigi-San
Posts: 621/736 |
Originally posted by Teddylot
Announcer: That and stupidity.
OK, that's it!!
*Luigi-San runs after the announcer and starts beating him up
Luigi-San: Oh, By the way, what is a flute? |
KATW
Posts: 3636/3959 |
ATW hits his buzzer... which is not working again...
ATW: BZZZT
Before I actually go into my answer, technically, the only instrument that can TRULY gliss is a Trombone 
So...
-What is the Trombone?- |
Danielle
Posts: 2147/3359 |
What is a clarinet?
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Teddylot
Posts: 820/851 |
Teddylot: And the correct answer goes to ... *suspense ... not really* ... Danielle because I have a Cotswold in my background.
Announcer: And I have a Lincoln in my garage. =D <---- mask.
Super Scoreboard:
NSNick: $2,800
Grey: $2,600
Emptyeye: $2,400
Danielle: $1,600
Kirby ATW: $800
Kirbynite: $0
neotransotaku: $0
SmallHacker: $0
Dr. Weird: $0
Zero0wned: -$1,000
Kario: -$2,000
Luigi-kun: -$6,000
Teddylot: For Luigi's money troubles, we blame addiction.
Announcer: That and stupidity.
Answer #19
The orchstral "Raphsody in Blue" opens with a glissando by this instrument that slides into bluesy melody.
Teddylot: I say, old chap, how's about we go listen to some Gerschwin while we nibble on some scones imported directly from Sconeland and sip on tea.
Announcer: Imported from Thailand, I presume?
Teddylot: Presumably no, ignoramus, China. Of course, we'll be using some of my finest china as containers. *polite chortle*
Announcer: Ah yes, of course, very amusing.
Teddylot: And I do say we should play the back nine later,
Announcer: Conservatively, of course. |
Danielle
Posts: 2126/3359 |
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!
What are sheep? |
Luigi-San
Posts: 601/736 |
What are dogs? |
Teddylot
Posts: 818/851 |
Teddylot: *voice cracks* Hmmmyeeees.
Announcer: You're not giving us anything to work with, people. ;-; You're making us dull and gray ... Grey, too.
Super Scoreboard:
NSNick: $2,800
Grey: $2,600
Emptyeye: $2,400
Kirby ATW: $800
Kirbynite: $0
neotransotaku: $0
SmallHacker: $0
Dr. Weird: $0
Danielle: -$400
Zero0wned: -$1,000
Kario: -$2,000
Luigi-kun: -$4,000
Teddylot: Ooooo, finally making it interesting. =o
Answer #18
Breeds of these include Lincoln, Cotswold, and Leicester.
Announcer: You know, I'm raising Lincolns.
Teddylot: Definitely not a suitable car for a sub-host. |
Emptyeye
Posts: 2136/2273 |
*Buzz* (Please ignore the fact that my buzzer was earlier reduced to shreds, because that would be a plothole, and we don't like those, do we?  )
What is Ford? |
Teddylot
Posts: 814/851 |
Teddylot: I know. =D
Announcer: It's a verbal spanking, really.
Super Scoreboard:
NSNick: $2,800
Grey: $2,600
Emptyeye: $1,200
Kirby ATW: $800
Kirbynite: $0
neotransotaku: $0
SmallHacker: $0
Dr. Weird: $0
Danielle: -$400
Zero0wned: -$1,000
Kario: -$2,000
Luigi-kun: -$4,000
Announcer: We're out of the forum loop, so it'll be a while until we have something funny to say.
Teddylot: But we do better with good prompters. *wink wink*
Answer #17
In 1922, this company acquired the Lincoln Motor Company.
Teddylot: *spasm* |
Luigi-San
Posts: 544/736 |
D'oh!!! I completely forgot that the 49ers play at PNC Park. 
EDIT: Oh, and it's San not Kun  |
NSNick
Posts: 3470/3875 |
*buzz*
What is Nebraska? |
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