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paraplayer
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most uncreative ending ever. |
Snika
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Daerk has a seziure.
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paraplayer
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Paraplayer still angered picked up jammy's corpse and threw it at Daerk. sorta disgusted he throws it at the floor. Paraplayer curls into a small ball and cowers under a tree. Daerk kicks him but his kick doesn't seem to hurt him at all. |
Snika
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"Oof... Hey fattie!" Daerk shouted. "Get offa me!"
Mr. Daerk did his signature kung-fu move and threw Paraplayer off his body with his legs.
Its a crazy manuever. In fact, very illogical. But whatever...
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paraplayer
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"YOU KILLED JAMMY" shouted paraplayer.
infuriated, paraplayer starts leaning forward while daerk hit him with the tray. He falls on daerk hurting him badly. Daerk obvious in pain, is sorta stuck. |
Snika
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Daerk took the knife out of Paraplayer's leg as the familiar pain of Jammy the Koala came back.
"GOSH THAT HURTS LIKE A MOTHER!" Daerk shouted.
He quickly stabbed Jammy to death with his knife.
He then began to kick Paraplayer's fat stomache and hitting him with the plastic tray.
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paraplayer
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Paraplayer never being in the best of shape couldn't dodge Daerks rampant attack. But he was in luck! He remebered that he had eaten at macdonalds 2 times today, then he also remembered that he stole a plastic tray. He took it out and and blocked Daerks knife with it. Of course its plastic.... Daerks knife went through it and put a deep 3 cm cut into his leg. But jammy had gotten up and had jumped behind daerks head ready bite his ears again. |
Snika
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Mr. Daerk saw the koala being thrown on him, and before he had time to dodge it, he could feel its pain being applied to his ears.
"Aaaaaaargh!" he involuntarily screamed as he threw the koala off of him.
He equipped his knife, pointed it at Paraplayer, and ran!
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paraplayer
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And the footsteps slowly got louder and louder. And even louder. And LOUDER?!
yes by the time Daerk saw his opponent the footsteps were shaking the earth below him slightly. Finally when Paraplayer the angry shirtless fatguy was only a metre a way He called upon his pet koala bear "Jammy the fantastic cooler".
"Jammy! Bite his ears out!"
and jammy jumped at Daerk, with its mouth all foamed up from its rabis. |
Snika
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Only Paraplayer Can Reply, Please... Not like anyone else would...
Arena: The Daerk Estate Gardens Its Located just outside of Mr. Daerk's mansion. The dark cold night casted eiree shadows on the flowers. The grass seemed to dance in the night breeze. The fountain in the middle was still on, but made an odd dripping noise.
Mr. Daerk stepped outside of the back door of his mansion into the gardens, equipped with a large knife and his red lounge robe. He was meeting an enemy here. Too much anger was between them, and Mr. Daerk felt he must end it...
He distantly heard footsteps...
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