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paraplayer
Posts: 36/280 |
for some strange reason everything slowed down except paraplayer. he was caught frozen in time with his finger up his nose. oh the humanity! |
Snika
Posts: 77/916 |
"The right time of striking will soon be known," Snika said slowly. "It is now, you -PROFANITY!- !"
He pointed his small pistol at Smallhacker and elegantly shot five bullets.
Everything seemed to slow down...
=P Snika
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paraplayer
Posts: 31/280 |
Paraplayer hearing smallhackers thoughts through his amazing phychic powers wakes up. he then laughs at snika.
Paraplayer walks up and kicks snika yelling "Wake up!"
he then faces smallhacker and glares menacingly |
Smallhacker
Posts: 1682/2273 |
Smallhacker wakes up, notices that Paraplayer is sleeping and that Snika is still awake, laughs and falls asleep again knowing that he's perfectly safe. |
paraplayer
Posts: 28/280 |
seeing his chance to strike paraplayer charged at smallhacker with his knife. Pathetically his cape somehow managed to get caught in his thong.... He trips over his own cape and falls over. Paraplayer also falls asleep somehow. |
Smallhacker
Posts: 1678/2273 |
However, Snika and Paraplayer didin't know that Smallhacker was standing half a meter behind them. He pulled up his overdimensioned sword and cuts off Paraplayer's right strain of hair.
"Weeh! Now I can clone you! So long suckers!"
Smallhacker tried to run away, however, small, small, small imps in his shoes nailed his shoes to the ground (which happened to be pure stone, so they were skilled), which caused him to fall and get a bruise on his left elbow.
"Not... Again..."
Smallhacker fell asleep without any reason. |
paraplayer
Posts: 27/280 |
Paraplayer wearing only a leather print thong and a pink cape with pretty flowers on it yells "Smallhacker you wasted a perfectly good muffin. You die now!"
He then pulls out a knife from his thong.
"I warn you i am trained in stank-fu by the great Gasseous himself"
Mu-hahaha he yells in a girly voice. |
Snika
Posts: 75/916 |
Its nighttime in a large open plain. The grass sways in the distance. Only two men stand with the shadow of the moonlight upon them. The two men are Snika and Paraplayer.
"I have come back, this time with Paraplayer on my team! My blood lust is for Smallhacker now! Come here and let Paraplayer and I smite you!"
Snika, in his dark leather jacket, draws his small pistol.
=P Snika |
