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Shyguy
Posts: 1023/1998 |
The Song of Time echoed as Mewquas stayed in the present. Mewquas will never again hear of Shyguy's planet, but only the shyguys went to the past. That was the Gu-gulp's hidden feature.
I enjoyed battling with you Invader Zim style!  I especially liked "The Meats of Doom"! That was cool! |
cpubasic13
Posts: 1066/1346 |
Mewquas: "GAH! Get off my mech!"
Soldier 1: "All soldiers commence final plan!"
Soldier Mass: "SIR YES SIR!"
The Irkens on the ground charged forward, blasting away all the Shyguys on the mech. The trapped Mewquas emerged after the Shyguys were cleared. He jumped on the useless mech and held two blasters in his hands. He pressed a button on his wrist and his mech became his ship. He hopped in and signaled the retreat. His SIR unit was confused, so he put him in the back and locked him there.
Mewquas: "Alright, fine, you guys want to keep your precious planet, keep it! We won't need it anyway."
The Irkens all ran back to the beams, being sent back to the main fleet's ships. Mewquas' ship headed off also, away from the fleet, though. He was heading off to another planet to conquer it. However, he left one final surprise for the Shyguys to handle.
He pressed a button on his ship, revealing a new console to appear before him. He typed in what he wanted to do in his native language, and he pressed enter. Also, the Tallest did the same thing.
On the surface of the planet, the tanks that were left behind began self-destructing one by one, hoping to eliminate the entire Shyguy army. While that happened, the Gu-Gulp was lowered to the ground. After the diamond shield generator touched the ground, a light flashed on it. Then it exploded while holding the bomb.
That was his plan. If Mewquas couldn't conquer the planet, nobody would keep it. He decided once he got out of harm's way, he would destroy the Gu-Gulp immediatley and get rid of the population and the planet.
The fleet turned and went into hyperspace away from the planet while Mewquas flew away from the planet at the speed at which he entered, without the crash effects, of course. He went on and disappeared, not knowing where he was going. He was off to find another planet to conquer, hopefully one without such teamwork...
OOC: I liked writing for Mewquas. He was an awesome character to write for. Alright, you claim victory this time, but next time you better fight one on one. I WILL OWN YOU! (Alright, a little exageration, but still...) |
Shyguy
Posts: 1011/1998 |
GS: I'll have you know, that anything that uses computers are going to be shut down.
General Guy waited for a few minutes, then yelled in his intercom
GS: INITIATE AI SCRAMBLER!
Just then, everything started to have a little problem, even the SIR unit.
GS: Hm, seems your toys can't stand electroscrambler waves. That's O.K. though, right? You are the GREAT AND POWERFUL IRKEN. Shyguys, attack!
The army then runs, and struggles into the funked out mech, ready to cause trouble. |
cpubasic13
Posts: 1063/1346 |
Mewquas retracted his cannon and activated his jetpack. He flew up in the air away from Happy. He looked up in the sky to notice his ship heading towards him with the fleet hanging in space.
Mewquas: "Good, good, good. SIR, open the hatch and let me in."
SIR: "Yes, SIR!"
The hatch of his ship opened and caught the Irken alien. The hatch closed and Mewquas had the controls.
Mewquas: "Before we begin the organic sweep, I would like some help real quick in showing these creatures how forceful we can be. Send in the tanks!"
Beams shot from the sky. They hit the ground without a thud. Within those beams came troops and tanks. They formed around the entire Shyguy army, tanks aimed at General Guy, mechs and soldiers armed at the rest.
Mewquas: "Alrighty then, you now have one last chance to surrender and accept your fate: Either you give up and live as our slaves or we kill you. Either way, we win."
Tallest (Purple, intercom): "Can we take this planet now?"
Tallest (Red, intercom): "Yeah, we want clowns!"
Yelling was heard from the intercom.
Mewquas: "Soon, very soon."
Mewquas turned his ship towards Happy, the only thing that could possibly destroy a tank. He pressed a button and his ship turned to a mech. He landed on the ground and stood up. He was three times taller than the Chain-Chomp. He clamped his robo fists, and punched down on the futile creature, hoping to crush the unexpecting foe. |
Shyguy
Posts: 1009/1998 |
GS: Tacks? Tacks are no match for metal! I was gonna save Happy until AFTER your fleet arived, but you left me no choice. plus this song is making her hungry.
General Guy but a greenish blue sort of barrier on Happy, just in case Mewquas tries to beam her.
GS: Rip 'em, Hap.
Happy: BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!! SNARRRRLGH!
Happy began to rush after Mewquas. |
cpubasic13
Posts: 1062/1346 |
Mewquas: "Cease fire? CEASE FIRE!? You must be joking, right? You obviously don't know the true power of the almighty Irken race! Trying to stop me from fighting is like trying to pry bees from their golden gloop. IMPOSSIBLE!"
Mewquas' backpack now held out a huge cannon of sorts. While it was unsure what it would fire, Mewquas easily told what it held. He wouldn't say directly though...
Mewquas: "After this beam of death fires, you will all see the terror that is MEATS OF EVIL! Meats of evvviilll..."
A hideous song started playing, with some people singing "Meats of Evil" over and over again. The cannon emitted a light. After the light became really bright, the cannon fired, shooting a huge beam from the cannon. It was wide, but the length wasn't all too big. Then after the beam cleared, the cannon started shooting tack-like objects towards the army. How was this related to meat? Nobody knew... except Mewquas, who learned from Zim in one of his reports. The tacks had a huge radius and would be difficult to defend against, especially after the beam was shot.
Shyguy
Posts: 1008/1998 |
GS: ENERGY SHEILD!
A big magical barrier formed in front of General Guy and Shyguy
GS: Are you kidding me? We are an ARMY! We prepare for anything! Our ways are the ways of peace, though. If you cease fire, we will make refuge in your vessels. If you wish to continue the fight, we have no choice.
Happy: BARK! Snarrl! RAURGH!!!!
GS: Happy, HEEL! This is are only chance. I've heard the Irken are an incredible species. They are highly more advanced than us.
Shyguy Bill: O.K. sir, but what about Mario? His big head is about due right now.
GS: We'll deal with Mario as soon as we hear him. We have more important issues.
Snifit: B-but, sir. His w-ways are th-th-the-the ways of e-evil!
GS: I'll consider that if he refuses to cease-fire.
Then, General Guy called on the intercom.
GS: Get the AI Scrambler ready just in case. Don't activate it until my call.
GeekGuy (at the base): Roger that, General. |
cpubasic13
Posts: 1061/1346 |
Mewquas: "Eh? SIR! GET THIS SHIP INTO THE AIR NOW!"
SIR: "Yes, my master."
Mewquas jumped away from the ship as it blasted off, barely dodging the Bob-ombs being tossed. All that remained on the ground where the ship crashed was a hole caused by the bombs with eyes.
Mewquas was now really outnumbered. Against a huge Shyguy army AND a Chain-Chomp on his way... he really had to up his skill to win this.
Mewquas: "SIR! Call the fleet and tell them to get here faster!"
SIR: "Sending transmission..."
Mewquas took his arms and thrusted them away from him. Huge energy beams emitted from his hands, knocking down trees to the left and the right. He struggled to keep the beams straight, but he still managed to take control of them.
Mewquas: "This is why I, Mewquas, am a better Irken Invader than any there ever was. I can use magical skills. Very magical, yes? Well, why don't I go ahead and LEVEL THE PLACE FOR THE ENTRANCE!?"
He started laughing maniachaly. Mewquas took his arms and moved them both towards the front of his body, cutting trees down as the beams pierced through them. When the beams collided, the two beams became one, and the power was doubled. The beam was targeted at both General Guy and the first Shyguy that Mewquas started the duel with. |
Shyguy
Posts: 1001/1998 |
Shguy: You can sweep anything, but Gu-gulp will blow you to smithereens. And anyways, Theme parks are for sissies, pansies, and, uh...... babies!
Just tthen General Guy came to the rubble.
GS: Huh? I wonder why a fellow shyguys voice is coming out of this mountain....
Shyguy: HELP!!!!!!
GS: Woah, hang on soldier!
General guy got his army to pick up the rubble
Shyguy: Thanks.
GS: I saw the doomsday device is trapped in a bubble of sorts. What is happening?
Shyguy: Do you watch Invader Zim?
GS: Yeah, I love Zim and his being melodramatic!
Shyguy pointed to the ship Mewquas pilots. General Guy stared at it in amzement, then General Guy called on his intercom.
GS: Mayday, fellow shyguys. We have a world-wide crisis. We need all the bob-ombs we can get. and bring Happy.
Happy is the Army's pet Chain Chomp.
Just then, the Shyguys acted quickly and started to throw bob-ombs at Mewquas's ship. |
cpubasic13
Posts: 1056/1346 |
Mewquas: "Behold how I can control your pitiful planet!"
Mewquas held his hands up at an angle, and he slammed his fists into the ground. The ground underneath him shot up, taking the Irken alien with it. The ground stopped rising after it barely reached the top of the woods. He could still see the clearing down on the ground.
He held his hands up in the air again, controling the cubed ground he stood on to lean forward. The ground leaned on until the dirt at the bottom slid, making the ground piece tumble down to the ground. The force of the ground could possibly crush the resident of this planet.
Right before the ground started falling faster, Mewquas' backpack shot out a flame. The newly-activated jetpack allowed Mewquas to fly away from the chunk of soil as it fell.
When the unearthed dirt crashed to the ground, the entire clearing was covered in smoke. After the smoke cleared, all that remained in the middle of it was rubble. Invader Mewquas landed softly on the rubble, searching for any signs of life. He noticed how the Gu-gulp still was entrapped in the bubble. He chuckled for a second, then clicked his wrist, sending a transmission.
Mewquas: "Get the organic sweep ready. This planet is great for a theme park planet."
He started to walk off, hoping that Shyguy was under the rubble, unable to free himself... |
Shyguy
Posts: 991/1998 |
The Gu-gulp had a surprised expression, shifting it's eyes all around the barrier. It obviously doesn't know what's going on...
Shyguy: My Gu-gulp! (gulp!) I gotta do something.
Shyguy thinks for a split second then he ran towards the alien, hoping to get his pocket thing.
Shyguy: NYAAH! |
cpubasic13
Posts: 1055/1346 |
Mewquas: "SIR, you got three minutes to fix the ship and get us out of here!"
The SIR unit was already gone, going to fix the ship and get them out of there.
Mequas was alone now... he wanted to stop this foe with any means possible. Even if it meant total annihilation of the life. Like he cared anyway, the fleet was going to show up and do the organic sweep anyway. He would be safe. He just had to figure out a way to disable that bomb.
Simple. He would just have to keep Shyguy away from the bomb... or get the bomb away from Shyguy. He knew just what to do.
He pulled out of his pocket a small diamond-like thing. He threw it underneth the Gu-gulp, sliding underneth it. The object generated a bubble, entraping the bomb in a bubble-like sheild. The bomb hovered inside of it, not touching any of the barriers.
Mewquas: "Don't even try to defeat the barrier. It is of the greatest technology from the almighty Irken race. You will not penetrate it." |
Shyguy
Posts: 953/1998 |
Shyguy: Doooom, dooom, shaddup!
Shyguy engulfs himself in flames
Shyguy: HEHEHE This planet can be anything but invaded! Let me introduce you to this planet's local doomsday device! The Gu-gulp! It's a Bob-omb capable of destroying the planet, turning it into molecules in seconds flat! You really wanna talk to me about dooooom?
Appearently Shyguy is nuts, about now. If he hurts the gu-gulp in any way, the planet goes boom with the Irken duo in it.
Shyguy: Don't take this too much to heart. You won't need to hurt long in space! |
cpubasic13
Posts: 1051/1346 |
The SIR unit now realized what he was doing. He was going to trick his master into thinking that Shyguy was his SIR.
SIR was prepared for this anyway.
SIR: "Initiating restart."
Mewquas' backpack: "Restart activated."
The backpack shocked Mewquas, standing him upright and making him back to normal. Mewquas was very well aware of his surroundings now. He noticed Shyguy acting like his SIR.
Mewquas: "Very clever, you fiend. You think you can stop an Irken Invasion? I highly doubt that. Doom awaits you. Doooommm..."
Mewquas awaited for an attack, hoping to come up with a counter attack if need be. |
Shyguy
Posts: 950/1998 |
The blade missed, but Shguy got shot with the blaster. In the middle of his hurting, he had an idea as he acknowledged the confused alien.
Shyguy: BZZZTT KACK! I will show you no mercy!
Shyguy was acting like the SIR unit knowing the chronic effects of the Fuzzy. Shyguy reached into his bag of tricks and took out a blaster of his own.
Shyguy: Resistance is futile, Earthling. |
cpubasic13
Posts: 1048/1346 |
The Fuzzy affected Mewquas, but didn't confuse SIR. The robot was unaffected by such biological effects.
The SIR then saw the Irken alien fall out of the tree, twitching on the ground and rolling. He was confused big time.
SIR then figured out what to do. Out of his head, the blaster emerged yet again, but this time, his hands pulled out blades. He ran towards the foe and slashed at Shyguy, then shot the blaster at Shyguy, in case the blades missed. |
Shyguy
Posts: 949/1998 |
Shyguy: OUCH! I guess I WILL get a Fuzzy!
Shyguy watches a Fuzzy float by.
Shguy: You shall suffer!!!!
Shyguy blows the fuzzy Mewquas's and SIR's direction, hitting them both, rendering them highly distorted.
Shyguy: Heh..... |
cpubasic13
Posts: 1046/1346 |
The SIR unit was confused. Should he help the foe help recover his master or blast him away? He awaited a command from his master to figure out what to do.
He didn't need to wait long. The Irken slightly opened up one of his eyes, glancing at the Shyguy being really close. The Irken sat there, still looking as if he was passed out.
Then a ball of fire was floating behind Shyguy. The Invader was using a magic spell.
Mewquas jumped up in the air and stood on a branch of the tree he was laying against.
Mewquas: "FLAMEBALL!"
The fireball shot at Shyguy. The Invader was super sneaky, catching the foe unguarded. The fireball caught a bit of the crisped ground on fire, but nothing very huge caught fire.
Mewquas: "SIR, do not ever think about helping the enemy anymore. If I can't attack, you attack for me."
SIR: "Yes, Mewquas." |
Shyguy
Posts: 947/1998 |
Shyguy went up to Mewquas, then looked at SIR
Shyguy: Gee, I'm sorry about that. Here.......
Shyguy checked Mewquas's breathing, then turned to the SIR unit.
Shyguy: Um, robot? Do you see any patches of grass, some mud and a Fuzzy (from "touch fuzzy get dizzy)? I might be able to make him concious again... |
cpubasic13
Posts: 1042/1346 |
Mewquas: "NOOO! ITS A SWARM! Get them all! GET THEM ALL!"
SIR: "Yes, my master."
The SIR unit then retracted the blasters and replaced them with flamethrowers. These flamethrowers emitted intense flames that could deteriorate anything.
He fired the flames at the oncoming swarm of enemies. The SIR thought he got them all, but he forgot a Beezo.
The Beezo slammed into Invader Mewquas, knocking him into a tree. He was knocked out for now, so only his SIR unit was active. The SIR got rid of the last Beezo and then turned towards Invader Mewquas.
SIR: "Awaiting orders, sir!"
Mewquas: "..."
He obviously couldn't attack this turn... |
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