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Shyguy
Posts: 755/1998 |
 Uh....... Um, I...... uh, (after 3 hours of thinking of what to say) No, I don't like it. |
Dylan
Posts: 1355/1407 |
I dunno why, but that's utterly hilarious. I don't care what you guys say. You're a genius, madMonkey. |
windwaker
Posts: 1449/1797 |
Originally posted by Peardian
That's very disturbing.
Why don't any of your posts contain real input? 
I bet you drew that in Paint, too.  First of all, the drawing is not only horrible, it isn't funny. If it were funny, however, it might be a bit better. Except it wasn't supposed to look bad, I assume. |
Cruel Justice
Posts: 824/1384 |
The artwork is... mediocre, but it makes me laugh anyways. I don't know why but something about tossing a handful of salt into someone's eyes at random makes me chuckle. I needed a good laugh, I've felt death breathing down my neck the past month. |
ETG
Posts: 45/60 |
JIMMY SALT BAG IS MY NEW HERO!
There should be a music video about him! Insted of dancing though, it would have people getting salted.
As for a formal artistic evaluation:
The splendid playfullness of the lines resonates in harmony with the exastebated notion of the salt's own saltyness. The subtle nuances that the open whitespace inflect on the values of the more busier side with the focus brings attention, and recognition, to the viewer as it connects with there own experiences of the times that we all have been asaulted by clouds of salty flakes. There is an essence of the old within the costume of the Jimmy figure that compound the lessons learned well from the art deco movement. This piece should be held with the same enthusiasim and esteem as simalar pieces by the likes of Matise, Carracc, and that smug bastard Christo. The new curriculum in our son's and daughter's art classes will most definately include a thourough study and understanding of this particular piece. |
Peardian
Posts: 641/1696 |
That's very disturbing. |
Setzer
Posts: 222/532 |
Well from what I can gather. the guy with a mage-like hat [branded with an S] is Jimmy, and he's throwing salt in some belly-shirted man/flatchested woman's eyes. oh yeah and it kinds sucks. |
Tarale
Posts: 1729/2720 |
I get it, it's just... not funny. 
I don't think it has any artistic merit either, in fact it seems more like madMonkey's idea of a joke. Not sure why it's even in Modern Art. |
Prier
Posts: 5978/8392 |
I don't get it. |
Tarale
Posts: 1726/2720 |
oooookkkkaaay.
If you were after a critique for this, you're not getting one from me. |
madMonkey
Posts: 17/17 |
Jimmy salt bag strikes again!! |
