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Xenon Odyssey
Posts: 33/63 |
My, hasn't this thread gotten interesting.
Bowser kidnapped Peach. Master M is after Mario for stealing him wallet to buy mushrooms. So, Master M defeats Mario halfway through the game. (I would replace Ludwig with Mario). Master M comes to realize that Peach has been kidnapped. Since Mario is no more, who will save Peach? Knowing that it is what Mario would do, Master M sets off to defeat Bowser so he can save Peach and buy her some mushrooms. What happens after that, well, is up to the player...
My tree-fiddy for the hour. Spend it wisely, and don't give it to any monsters who have the nickname "The Lock Ness Monster". |
Shyguy
Posts: 190/1998 |
The idiot thanks you ^.^ |
Violent J
Posts: 237/749 |
Hmmm...Ok my helpful sense is tingeling I think so I might as well give you a helping hand. This is the best your going to get Master M.
Master M in Shrink Ray Disaster
Master M has come to find out on one sunny day that Mario and Peach went off on a hunnymoon to the moon. He decides to get even with Mario after finding jelly in his shoes one day, and gets at work at thinking up an idea. Right away he gets the idea that if he were to shrink everything in Marios posestion, it would be the funniest thing ever! So he makes this sweet little machine and heads to Peachs Castle.
(Start World 1) Few levels yadada Master M gets to Peachs Castle and Shrinks everything. Even the castle! now that its been done, he walks off proud! Bowser then comes by and asks, "Did you do that to the castle?" Master M gleefulley says yes. Bowser luaghs with Master M and as Master M has his guard down, he steals his shrink ray!!!! He shrinks everything in sight even his own mininons!!!
So Master M trys to stop Bowser yadayada....
(Last Battle) Bowser shoots out big electric ball type things instead of those bowling balls becuase hes using the shrink ray, and when it hits Master M it shrinks him, but his shrink ray has a mind of its own and helps him out (takes place of Peach) By sending him an antidote. Defeat Bowser and you get to..kiss your shrink ray? I dont know think up a creative ending.
Well there you have it! That was pretty smooth. If you dont use it I will becuase my Sonic 2 hack is on Hiatus untill my mind is made up of future levels.
Oh and that tingeling feeling before. Im just hungry I guess. |
Chickenlump
Posts: 499/722 |
Originally posted by Aioria
My suggestion for a plot:
*aham*
First Mario and Yoshi are in the awesome land of Fuckafucka, a land deep beyond the assyassy fields, where asses fart during all day, in a music that only the Fuckafuckers can sing. Well, Yoshi gets raped by Lemmy Koopa, the horny turtle with his magic balls, and Mario wants vengeance. What Mario doesn't know is that Lemmy is actually........................Princess Peach! Yes, Peac si a mutant from Loliloloser Falls, which is a land near FuckuMM beach, a palce full of MM fuckers. Anyway, when he finds Peach he discovers that she is......................................BOWESR!!!!!!!1 OMG PEACH IZ BOWSEr!!!!
*signs off and drink his pills*
Scratch all of my suggestions.
New premise:
Aioria got hold of some bad shrooms and Master M must race through action packed levels to stop Aioria from producing such a distasteful and bizzare hack in any way possble. |
Shyguy
Posts: 189/1998 |
Ew.... |
Aioria
Posts: 1274/1567 |
I'll use this in my hack then  |
Shyguy
Posts: 188/1998 |
O_o uhm....... No, I don't think so. lol |
Shyguy
Posts: 187/1998 |
WOOOOAAAH, there! Calm down! Sheesh! I'm no idiot. |
Kario
Posts: 1425/2082 |
I got it. Ow indeed.
Your picture= +5 Respect.
Creative Thinking Land= -9 Respect
Total Respect= -4 |
Violent J
Posts: 234/749 |
You know HH...I bet noone is going to get that Ow! at the begginging of your post but you and me. |
HyperLamer
Posts: 3639/8210 |
Ow! 
Is there some reason you can't just copy back the old Bowser graphics from an original SMW ROM? |
Violent J
Posts: 228/749 |
All in a days work Kyouji.
Anyway. Master M.
C:\sonicandtails_funny.exe
Master M: Plz help me. I have a story line about Master M and Mario racing to win a game that they are actually in. Theoreticaly this is not possible becuase it would be a game playing within a game within a game. Of course. Me being my unknowing of SMW has come to the conclusion that I need a new storyline. As it is Tuesday my brain does not function this part of the week so therefor I must ask you people...for help. Thanks in advance. Master M.
Allright Master M. I see your problem. You said your brains not working this part of the week. More like "Not there". Anyways, Being said that you are a complete and total idiot, I will help you in your JOURNEY TO CREATIVE THINKING LAND. Grab a knife and shield and lets go!
First off you need a main plot. For instance. Master M wants a balonga sandwich. Great! Thats like, 5 star material right there!
Next you need a- UH OH! Attack of the HyperHackers! Fell them Master M!
Master M stabs and kills HyperHacker 1 and 2. Any way. Next you need a rising action...some trouble you know. Like this. Master M wants balonga sandwich...BUT! He needs to get his tonsols pulled out by Bowser in the next hour! The only thing Master M can do is destroy Bowser by traveling accross Dino Isle and defeating the evil Dentist once and for all. Pure. Genious.
Now for the graaaand finale. You come up with a shocker!
Ahem. Like so. When Master M gets to Bowser, he finds Bowser was for warned of his rebelian, so Bowser has taken Peach and is trying to fangoriasly rip out her decaying molars!!!! Hurry and kill Bowser before it's too late!!!
So there you have it Mister M. A walkthrough on the hardest game ever, JOURNEY TO CREATIVE THINKING LAND!!! Rated C for Children of 3 and older. |
Glyph Phoenix
Posts: 87/745 |
Mariostrocity is a great word. It would also make a great name for a hack. Can I steal that name for my hack, Chickenlump? Yes, I think I will.
*does not wait for reply before beginning on Mariostrocity* |
Shyguy
Posts: 179/1998 |
Now I'm back where I started..... and I don't know where to start...... I feel miserable. |
Alastor the Stylish
Posts: 5357/7620 |
Sonicandtails: I used to think you weren't cool. But, that right there made me crack up. Good job  Needs less obviously done in MS paint though. |
Shyguy
Posts: 178/1998 |
Well, still. Mario has a bowser shell and his eyes go out of his face when he "blinks"  I guess I'll have to start anew. I hate that........ Aw gee. Oh, well! Can't cry over spilt milk. (or spilt expensive Sobe drink) I shall return! |
Violent J
Posts: 226/749 |
This is what happens at 12:30 AM and Im bored... |
UnsurpassedDarkness
Posts: 527/746 |
Originally posted by Master M
Cannot render a boss battle...... I messed up big time....... ugh.
Your not supposed to be able to render boss battles |
Chickenlump
Posts: 498/722 |
Originally posted by Master M
Awwwww for the luvva cheddar cheese..... I guess I can theme it on glitches.... Master Mario has always been a road-trip kinda person...... The sequel! will be non-glitchy..... trust me.
Heh
Is this your own way of saying "I forgot to make a back-up of my rom!"?
If it is, I hope you remember in the future to back-up all your work. I'm sure having hours of hard work and creativity go down the toilet for one reason or another would really suck.
As for basing your current hack on glitches, I don't advise it. If you can't fix the problem (open up another rom and copy over a clean untouched Bowser over top of your Mario-strosity), then perhaps you should start fresh. |
Alastor the Stylish
Posts: 5356/7620 |
Originally posted by Kario
Are you serious? Its a game. Now, if I were to post a picture of me holding a bottle of ritlin a foot away from a crazy kids face, that would be mean. But its a game, come on.
As someone who used to take ritalin, I still must go  in your general direction. |
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