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Kirbynite
Posts: 1359/1366 |
Kirbynite walks to the backyard and looks around.
Kirbynite: Could've atleast asked me to clean this place up. So much work when you can just click a button. |
Grey the Stampede
Posts: 3719/3770 |
Janus: "Hmmm hmmm hm, Hmmm hmmm hm...."
The Backyard's pretty empty... So Janus decides to do something sweet, for once.
"Let's see... I think this place could use some gardening."
The grass is overgrown, the picnic tables are rotting from the recent rains that the building's undergone (what with the strange weather and the mysterious random staff changes), and as usual, Craziness has completely trashed the place. Janus stands on a discarded keg of root beer, and calls his bag to him.
"Okay, first, a cleaning job."
He pulls out a shining silver emerald...
"Chaos Control!!!"
....And suddenly, he can be seen zooming around the backyard, slicing grass to and fro with incredible precision and speed. In the space of a few minutes, the entire backyard is completely sheared of grass. The whooshing warrior then turns his attention to the picnic tables, which he quickly refinishes with an almost equal degree of speed. When he's done applying the first coat of finish to them, he snaps his fingers and points at them, casting a Haste spell around them all and speeding up the finish to several seconds. Two coats later, and the picnic tables are looking beautiful, and are arranged in a circle around the perimeter of the backyard. Janus steps up atop his keg again, and reaches into his bag...
"And now, for some decoration!"
He pulls from his bag a handful or ten of seeds, and hurls them out into the middle of the circle, following it up immediately with a burst of time magic. The seeds plant, sprout, and bloom into a beautiful multicolored display of roses in the space of a few minutes. Red, blue, yellow, white, orange, even a special golden breed that somehow managed to form from the combination of four of the previously mentioned colors. When he feels they're sufficiently grown, Janus implements the next part of his little project.
"And now..."
He dives into the middle of the garden of roses, and whips his bag into Hammer mode...
"Grand Cyclone!!!"
Fwoosh! A gigantic tornado instantly appears, chopping the roses into pieces and rendering a brilliant display of color that rises into the sky, reaching the top of Janus' hurricane and far above the top floor of the Acmlm's Board building... And then it suddenly stops.
"3... 2... 1..."
The rose petals fall to the ground...
"...and bravo."
....And form a perfect mosaic picture of Yiusi. Janus leaps into the air, stares down at his artwork, and grins, flying off into the sky and hoping to remain anonymous... |
Kirbynite
Posts: 1051/1366 |
Kirbynite: *sweatdrop* You could've atleast given a proper reminder, or possible direction at such a thing, Teddylot. 
Kirby taps a bunch of index cards on a desk.
Kirbynite: Um.. I don't think we've even paid attention to a koopa jock.... Oh! Next topic! World's Worst Internet Related Profession! This shall be the last topic. We'll change the game to something that'll involve interaction. *nod nod* |
Shyguy
Posts: 1070/1998 |
Master Mario and Kirby Star come out of hiding from the tree.
Master Mario: Is..... Is he gone? Has Chargin' Fred left, yet? |
Teddylot
Posts: 665/851 |
Teddylot gets all up in Bel's face!!!
Teddylot: Eh? Who gave you authority to kick users, Bel? Huh? HUH?! ... yeah, thought so. Now stop scaring away customers!!!  And as for you, Kirbynite ... new topic because this bear sucks at intranet fads.
But just to prove to you that I can think at the blink, here's a little poke at a good friend of mine:
Daily Evolving Webcams. |
Ran-chan
Posts: 9591/12781 |
Bel: I didn |
Sukasa
Posts: 647/1981 |
Probably the "flashy website" fad. Too overboard if you ask me. |
Kirbynite
Posts: 1023/1366 |
Kirbynite looked dully at Bel.
Kirbynite: I give you people a new topic, and you throw an opinion at me? Hmph... such ungratefulless. |
Ran-chan
Posts: 9588/12781 |
Bel: NEWEST internet fad? It |
Kirbynite
Posts: 1016/1366 |
Kirbynite shoves the Offline Tranced UGrey off his seat, and sits down on the chair. Kirby then slams his stubby arm onto a buzzer.
Kirbynite: Alrighty then! Next topic would be... World's Worst Newest Internet Fad |
Teddylot
Posts: 657/851 |
Teddylot: *sigh* Screwy mindreaders ... bunch of squares.
Now, where is that Grey character? He's the one in charge of the "Who's Line" session.
Teddylot reached into his pocket and pulled out a medium-sized Seven Eleven classic Slurpee, then took a deep slurp.
Teddylot: Oh yeah, brain freeze. Definite to stop any mind reader in his tracks. |
Kirbynite
Posts: 1014/1366 |
Kirbynite: ... Guys.. guys.. Aren't we supposed to be doing a "Who's Line" session here? And is someone gonna toss out another subject?  |
Ran-chan
Posts: 9557/12781 |
Bel: You can |
Teddylot
Posts: 653/851 |
Teddylot: ... that was my line.
...
OR ELSE!!! |
Ran-chan
Posts: 9548/12781 |
Bel thought: Oh, god. Will he ever stop?
Bel: Or else? |
Teddylot
Posts: 650/851 |
Teddylot: Bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup ... bup. Too many, bups. Your scrappy excuses have no effect on me neither. Now shelve that unnecessary arrogance of yours and surrender to the fact that you ruined a perfect opportunity for a sillyness escapade.
Teddylot reached into his pocket and pulled out both a brown cloack and a thick, black cylinder. He swung the cloak over himself, then pulled the hood over his face. Then with handy sound effects, he turned on ... his purple lightsaber.
Teddylot: Surrender. |
Ran-chan
Posts: 9531/12781 |
Bel: It |
Teddylot
Posts: 648/851 |
Teddylot: ... where has your brain been lately? I swallowed a bug ... coughed ... then you, what, pulled a retard? Yeah.
And don't touch me, or I'll break out my shotgun ... and my lightsaber with sound effects. |
Ran-chan
Posts: 9515/12781 |
Bel: So you only coughed like that to get attention, eh? Yech! I don |
Teddylot
Posts: 645/851 |
Teddylot used his skinny figure and small size to easily slip out from between his prison's death hold. Of course, being the wily slick he is, Teddylot found a way to spread some butter over Bel's hands to aid him in his escape.
Teddylot: Margarine, actually.
Margarine, then. |
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