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Kario
Posts: 1419/2082 |
"Tire go flat?"
"Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign"
I am *cough* "acquiring" it as we speak. |
Danielle
Posts: 242/3359 |
"If you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck."
I also love this: "I went to lost luggage and told them they lost my bag. 'Excuse me Miss, you seemed to have lost my luggage.' And she looked me straight in the eyes and said 'Has your plane landed yet?' 'Why no, princess, Im having one of those out-of-body experiences! I was just checking on it.' Here's your sign." |
Gnafu the Great
Posts: 17/52 |
That was absolutely hilarious XD. "Did you lock your keys in your car?" "No, I just washed it and I'm hanging it out to dry. Here's your sign." How many of you saw Rides Again? |
Danielle
Posts: 235/3359 |
Originally posted by The SomerZ
Bill Engvall has this famous "here's your sign" routine. Basically, he once proposed that all stupid people should wear a sign which showed that they were, in fact, stupid, and then told some stories about some people who acted incredibly stupid, and then simulated handing them a sign. This became a famous Bill Engvall-thing, so he kept his "here's your sign" routine, and though it might not be as famous as Mr. Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck...", I find it a lot more funny...
"Got your truck stuck?"
"Nope, I was just deliveing this overpass and my car ran out of gas"
"... here's your sign"
This should explain some things about the "here's your sign" routine...
Ooooh thanks! =)
Hehe, the "Here's your sign" routine is up there with my favorite, along with the "redneck words" shit. That is hilarious.
*Putting skis on his car's roof*
"You going skiing?"
"Nope, just putting on my car roof in case we roll over, we can ski on down the mountain!"
"Here's your sign."
Okay, I get it. Like he's giving a sign saying YOU ARE STUPID to the guy who asked that question. lmao |
The SomerZ
Posts: 642/862 |
Bill Engvall has this famous "here's your sign" routine. Basically, he once proposed that all stupid people should wear a sign which showed that they were, in fact, stupid, and then told some stories about some people who acted incredibly stupid, and then simulated handing them a sign. This became a famous Bill Engvall-thing, so he kept his "here's your sign" routine, and though it might not be as famous as Mr. Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck...", I find it a lot more funny...
"Got your truck stuck?"
"Nope, I was just deliveing this overpass and my car ran out of gas"
"... here's your sign"
This should explain some things about the "here's your sign" routine... |
Danielle
Posts: 233/3359 |
Originally posted by Jarukoth
When a beaver bites your nipple off, you might be a redneck.
GIT 'ER DONE!
hehehe
"My grandma recently passed away. So I went to buy her flowers, and in the flower shop they had cards, so I got one of those too. When I went to the ceremony, everyone was.. giving me looks."
"What did the card say..?"
"Get Well Soon."
One thing I've never understood, what do they say after the jokes.. "Here's your sign" or something. I dont get it. Does anyone know  |
The SomerZ
Posts: 641/862 |
I, *cough*, "aquired" the Blue Collar Comedy Tour quitre some time ago. I also do quite enjoy Bill Engvall (the third guy in the show) (and have done so after I heard his show on an mp3 that a friend of mine, *ahem*, "aquired" a few years ago), so, yeah, I second these guys being funny. |
Jarukoth
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When a beaver bites your nipple off, you might be a redneck.
GIT 'ER DONE! |
NSNick
Posts: 1868/3875 |
The only one I've seen is Ron White, and he's pretty damned funny. That one cable guy looks dumb, and Jeff Foxworthy is also. I dunno about the fourth guy. |
Danielle
Posts: 214/3359 |
Ever seen/heard of it?
My brother just recently bought the dvds, and after listening to just a few minutes of it, Im hooked. It is hilarious! Redneck jokes, pranks, ect. made by a bunch of thirty-something guys. They have different segments such as "You know you are a redneck when..." and "When rednecks ask questions." It's just so stupid it's funny.
There is a TV show, but it's not near as funny as the tour.
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