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1.   tachyon 07-28-05 12:39 AM 23 7 1089
2.   Tainted Aegis 11-28-04 01:43 PM 1 2 18
3. Tamarin Calanis twilightRO:
It's dead.

Diablo 2 Lord of Destruction:
Account Name: TCalanis
Characters:
Chibot (Paladin)
CalinSilvereye (Druid)

If you want to add me to your friend list in D2, I don't care, but it'd be nice if you tell me your account name so I know who the fuck you are when you send me a message.

Dark Throne:
Thelyn, Elven Assassin
Mastermind of Star of Darkness
Slayer of Assholes, Idiots, Fanboys, and Gibberish Names

Maple Global: (All on Bera)
Kapopo, Cheveyo, SirKutan, LadyCalera. Spear Warrior, Dagger THief, future Sword Warrior, Bow Archer.

Gunbound
Cheveyo - Double Metal Axe
Guild: StatWhor
07-12-04 09:29 AM 1802 59 1672751
4.   Tanookirby 05-09-05 09:51 PM 509 30 152637
5. Teddylot Du nanana (tss tss) nana (tss tss) nana can't touch this! Teddy Time! 03-15-04 04:53 AM 851 44 606742
6. Tempest Im 17, will be 18 in August (the same day I get my a level results) I love all kinds of music but mostly rock, metal, hip-hop and rap not freakin R and B.

the beastie boys rock so hard...along with many greats such as Ratm, tenacious D, led Zepplin, D12, rammstein, slayer, metallica, alice in chains and so many more....

Have been into weight training on and off for around six months now....couple of football and basketball injuries set me back...broken finger and cracked rib..

but I will be starting back at the end of June 2004, The best I could bench on the free bench press was 80kg, I want to take that to around 120kg. love running as well as prevously mentioned sports.....oh yeah there's also the small matter of Stacy keibler "and relax".

I will be posting a photo of me and a couple of my mates in front of the london eye. (I'm the good looking one in the raiders top).

after college what next? probably university, studying tourism management. yeah it's not too interesting however the money it will provide will allow me to do interesting things....I have to skydive, paraglide and bungie jump.

oh yeah I met Jake the snake roberts, coolest guy alive (how come he never won the wwf title Huh?) anyway I've still got the photo.

Would love to stay around and chat all day but I have stuff to do, feel free to drop and e-mail if you want. however unless you are the inland revenue lookin' for a hell of alot of money you probably have no need to.....I would end this dramatic peace with god bless....but I don't even believe in Jebus!!

06-21-04 02:29 AM 154 21 42711
7.   temporalrose 06-27-05 08:08 AM 1 2 11
8.   TerraEpon 09-08-05 09:30 PM 0 1 0
9.   terribleI 07-25-05 03:52 AM 1 1 10
10.   Tesserex 10-09-05 09:08 AM 1 1 4
11. Tharantyr 10-21-05 06:31 PM 29 6 536
12.   The Arckichef 2 06-02-05 10:40 PM 0 1 0
13.   The Negative One 07-27-05 01:08 AM 10 5 313
14.   theacexer 02-22-05 02:13 AM 0 1 0
15. theclaw All your base!

Wave to the improper name squad: Sumo King, The Matrix and Famisa Aurora.

Star Amy says "Hey, good luck on the SMW hacks!"

Oh yeah. Do not flame me, I'm a veteran here.
03-28-04 06:55 PM 202 24 69367
16. TheGreatWhiteDope 01-05-05 08:18 PM 108 16 19462
17.   TheMonster 01-03-05 01:31 PM 4 4 139
18. TheOneAngle 01-04-05 11:10 AM 5 4 194
19. TheOnionMessiah 06-23-04 10:22 PM 4 4 178
20. Thomas 10-29-04 07:55 AM 298 26 98852
21.   Thoughtless 03-24-04 03:18 AM 149 21 44118
22.   ThunderPX 03-15-04 06:40 PM 36 11 5276
23. timdevril 08-05-04 10:40 PM 4 4 170
24. Time Rebellion 04-19-05 03:24 AM 15 6 816
25.   tinytimbo 01-31-05 04:46 AM 0 1 0
26. tinzeee 04-02-04 12:34 PM 618 38 369695
27. Togepi28 blablabalbalabal 03-20-04 01:32 AM 6 5 357
28.   tomallegro 08-21-04 09:33 PM 2 3 59
29. Top Kirby 09-06-05 07:12 AM 15 5 439
30.   Torn 03-15-04 02:13 AM 26 10 3240
31. Toxic KRANG! You hear that? That's the gong of change I'm ringing and it's reverberating through these musty halls with the force of ten typhoons and a hundred hurricanes. The minute you turn me loose in this place I am going to hit like an earthquake measuring ten on the Bolton scale. Do you know the Bolton scale? That's like 5 times worse than the Richter scale. I am going to start off with Kofi. I am going to slap that bitch so hard on his face that the representative from Madagascar is going to feel it. He'll be offering oil for fucking bandages and ice packs and shit.



People back at the WH (that's WHITE HOUSE for you ingrates) call me The 'Stache and this blinding white mustache is going to launch a thousand flying elbows off the turnbuckle. I am going to climb up into the balcony and come crashing down on Burkina Faso's translator like a man-shaped sack of bricks. You smell that Omar Ventissi? That's your ass getting COOKED North Carolina Barbecue style. No fucking tomatoes in the sauce, bitch.



I am going to roundhouse THE SHIT out of Mahbub Ahmad's sternum. He runs the UN website and it is full of CHICKEN SPLAT. Fuck this globe shit, there needs to be a big picture of my red face up on that website to remind everyone in the UN just who this whole dog and pony show is about now. I killed a dog once with a stare and ponies? I break their necks like dry sticks and then suck out their gizzards. Do ponies even have fucking gizzards? Wrong answer, Agriculture and Livestock Committee Liaison Robin Herring. Ponies have fucking gizzards as of this moment because I say so and if you don't believe me you can take it up with my friend here. His name is Blowstoyourclavicle, first name Hammer.




Hah, what did you say, bitch? You run your mouth some more and it's gonna win you a race to the grave.


I will BURN YOU DOWN.

The 'Stache wants, nay - demands, an entire wing in the commissary. I'm so hungry I could eat a tree. I have eaten trees. Just snap them in half with my - did I mention that I file my teeth? I tell my wife it's to open CD cases and envelopes, but I do it because I want to bite the faces off of the entire Chinese delegation. All of my life, all of that orthodontia, for one crimson moment. Can you see me there, Xian Liao? My eyes glittering in the shadow like two wet spheres of hate? I don't need to see you, I can smell your piss-pants terror from half a mile away. You reek of impotence. I am going to unhinge my jaw and swallow me a couple of long-pigs. You are going to be a part of me FOREVER. The delegation from Timor-Leste can watch you thrash and distend my gullet. I'll wash the taste of your lies from my mouth with your pitcher of pure American water. How thoughtful, someone put a slice of lemon in it.



Do you like the show Timor-Leste? I'm sorry, I didn't bother to learn your names or even identify you as individual human beings because Timor-Leste is worthless. Less than worthless. There will be no more lay-abouts like you now that I'm running things. You're all fired and when I say fired I mean it in the same way the mafia fires people. Your diplomatic passes have been revoked and I have just notified the head of security to escort you from the building. Now, who is the head of security? I guess these scraps of Carman Livingston's name tag wedged between my needlelike incisors means that I'm the new head of security. Mustache rides, five cents.



Oh yes, change is coming to the United Nations. The top ten floors of the UN building are going to look like a beehive that someone threw into hot lava. No one is even going to notice that they burned up because I am going to be ramming their noses into all of this BULL SHIT that has been piling up.



Let's talk specifics, ladies. Let's talk UN "resolutions." That's where you guys decide to do nothing or worse than nothing and the world turns into a big pile of crap. Here are some of the weak sauce you fags have been cooking and let me tell you how I am going to fix them.







59/263 - Situation of human rights in Myanmar

Bolton Says: Fuck Myanmar. Myanmar can eat my ASSHOLE. Myanmar can slide into the ocean or the desert or whatever abyss is adjacent to it unless the situation of human rights there is that the humans are making some righteous computers for cheap that can be exported to first world countries.



59/261 - Rights of the child

Bolton Says: "Rights of the Child," what the Christ does that even mean? What child are they talking about? I'm not reading through a 40 page PDF to figure out they mean some mud baby eating flies in Nigeria. I'm changing this one to "RESOLUTION: FUCK ABORTION." If anyone kills an unborn baby then The 'Stache is going to cut a swathe through the entire General Assembly with a wood ax.



59/256 - 2001-2010: Decade to Roll Back Malaria in Developing Countries, Particularly in Africa

Bolton Says: I'm gonna roll back some sleeves and develop a couple knuckle sandwiches for the General Assembly over this one. Sorry Africa, 2001-2010 is the Decade of Bolton Rocking Your Fucking Face.



59/253 - United Nations University

Bolton Says: Just what we need a school to teach people to be worthless faggots. I'm starting the University of Hard Knocks and when you don't know how to do math or some shit I am going to bust through a window on a rappelling rope and bury a climbing spike in your throat. BOOYA! Class is in session!



59/202 - The right to food

Bolton Says: More like "the right to be lazy." I swear to god the next time I see some Welfare bitch buying Fruit By the Foot or Cadbury Cream Eggs with foodstamps I am going to burn this whole world to a cinder. You don't get food for doing nothing. If you can't even afford to eat then you shouldn't be allowed to live. Potato skins are like 5.99 at Bennigans. They're totally shit but who can't afford that, I mean honestly here people use your head for a change.



Are you getting the picture yet? No? Let me draw you a picture to explain the NEW ORDER of the UN.



Get it, CHUMPS? This is my town now. It's my WORLD and you guys are just renting plots. Unless you want me to bury you like a dead cat then you are going to suck it up and obey my every command. Now that we've settled that, let's get to uniting.
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32. Troll 04-06-04 06:51 AM 4 4 191
33.   Tsukasa 12-15-04 09:23 AM 0 1 0
34.   tubshyguy 05-27-04 04:04 AM 2 3 64
35.   Tujudi 07-10-05 12:05 PM 0 1 0
36.   Tweaker 03-20-05 01:36 AM 57 12 6490
37.   tz 03-25-04 04:26 PM 4 4 193
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