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1. t3h ukoto 06-03-04 02:04 AM 35 11 4710
2.   tachyon 07-28-05 12:39 AM 23 7 1089
3.   Taf Jaf 03-29-05 09:41 AM 0 1 0
4.   Tails 04-10-05 11:44 PM 98 15 13910
5. Tailsixs 09-15-04 07:47 AM 12 6 845
6.   Tailsixs R 02-06-05 07:05 AM 3 3 85
7.   Tainted Aegis 11-28-04 01:43 PM 1 2 18
8.   Talky Toaster 08-23-04 01:25 AM 18 8 1595
9. Tamarin Calanis twilightRO:
It's dead.

Diablo 2 Lord of Destruction:
Account Name: TCalanis
Characters:
Chibot (Paladin)
CalinSilvereye (Druid)

If you want to add me to your friend list in D2, I don't care, but it'd be nice if you tell me your account name so I know who the fuck you are when you send me a message.

Dark Throne:
Thelyn, Elven Assassin
Mastermind of Star of Darkness
Slayer of Assholes, Idiots, Fanboys, and Gibberish Names

Maple Global: (All on Bera)
Kapopo, Cheveyo, SirKutan, LadyCalera. Spear Warrior, Dagger THief, future Sword Warrior, Bow Archer.

Gunbound
Cheveyo - Double Metal Axe
Guild: StatWhor
07-12-04 09:29 AM 1802 59 1672751
10.   Tanookirby 05-09-05 09:51 PM 509 30 152637
11.   TapamN 10-13-05 09:20 AM 1 1 4
12. TapTap Why TapTap? Zachio was boring.

Well, Time to clean my Bio.

Zachio
Yeah!




Smilie Storage:

:)

Hiding...



UNtil I get 200 days
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Registered on 09-16-01 01:26 AM (wow, does that mean I\\\'ve been here three years?)

I have a site and I have a blog


Morpheus: Microsoft is our enemy, Firefox, but when you\\\'re on the internet, you look around. What do you see? Business men, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still IE users. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to switch to a browser that doesn\\\'t come included on their desktop when they bring their computers home from Best Buy and pop in the \\\"2000 Free Hours!\\\" AOL CD. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on Microsoft that they will fight to protect it. Were you listening to me Firefox, or were you looking at the woman surfing the hot lesbo porn?
Firefox: I was...
Morpheus: Look again.
Woman has turned into Bill Gates, introducing new \\\"standard\\\" to break non-IE browsers.
Morpheus: Freeze it!
Firefox: What is it?
Morpheus: IE-only standards. That means that anyone we haven\\\'t converted over is potential audience for crappy sites who only QA against IE. On the internet, you see this everywhere. We have survived by being standards-based, by working to be compatible. But these false \\\"standards\\\" are the gatekeepers.
Firefox: Whoa.
Morpheus: I won\\\'t lie to you, Firefox. Every single company or product that has stood their ground, everyone who was fought Microsoft has been crushed or aquired. But where they have failed, you will succeed.
Firefox: Why?
Morpheus: I saw Microsoft crush Netscape\\\'s market share. Men have come up with fantastic innovations only to find them incompatible or MS copies already included in the next version of Windows. Yet their programs are still based on factory-style programming and decisions made by pointy-hairs. Because of that, they will never be as secure or as functional as you can be.
Firefox: What are you trying to tell me, that I can block pop-ups?
Morpheus: I\\\'m trying to tell you that when you\\\'re ready, you won\\\'t have to.
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14. Tatrion nvm 08-20-05 05:46 AM 215 18 27181
15. Tauwasser 03-16-04 04:54 PM 27 10 3424
16. tbolt76 11-08-04 08:39 AM 17 7 1328
17. Teddylot Du nanana (tss tss) nana (tss tss) nana can't touch this! Teddy Time! 03-15-04 04:53 AM 851 44 606742
18.   Teh_t 08-30-05 07:23 AM 1 1 8
19. teh1337g0d 12-16-04 02:42 AM 26 9 2376
20. Tehmonkeyman 06-26-05 10:30 AM 4 3 90
21.   tehnick 07-27-05 03:04 AM 3 3 51
22. Tempest Im 17, will be 18 in August (the same day I get my a level results) I love all kinds of music but mostly rock, metal, hip-hop and rap not freakin R and B.

the beastie boys rock so hard...along with many greats such as Ratm, tenacious D, led Zepplin, D12, rammstein, slayer, metallica, alice in chains and so many more....

Have been into weight training on and off for around six months now....couple of football and basketball injuries set me back...broken finger and cracked rib..

but I will be starting back at the end of June 2004, The best I could bench on the free bench press was 80kg, I want to take that to around 120kg. love running as well as prevously mentioned sports.....oh yeah there's also the small matter of Stacy keibler "and relax".

I will be posting a photo of me and a couple of my mates in front of the london eye. (I'm the good looking one in the raiders top).

after college what next? probably university, studying tourism management. yeah it's not too interesting however the money it will provide will allow me to do interesting things....I have to skydive, paraglide and bungie jump.

oh yeah I met Jake the snake roberts, coolest guy alive (how come he never won the wwf title Huh?) anyway I've still got the photo.

Would love to stay around and chat all day but I have stuff to do, feel free to drop and e-mail if you want. however unless you are the inland revenue lookin' for a hell of alot of money you probably have no need to.....I would end this dramatic peace with god bless....but I don't even believe in Jebus!!

06-21-04 02:29 AM 154 21 42711
23.   temporalrose 06-27-05 08:08 AM 1 2 11
24. Ten 07-24-04 10:12 AM 198 23 60153
25.   TerraEpon 09-08-05 09:30 PM 0 1 0
26.   Terranigma Freak 08-20-05 10:10 PM 2 2 24
27.   terrible_I 04-05-05 04:24 AM 2 2 41
28.   terribleI 07-25-05 03:52 AM 1 1 10
29. Terror-Zombone Hello, i'm Jeffrey aka Terror Zombone. There is why i came here: One day, at Mario Portal, i was correct when everyone said: I hate you, i hate you, i hate you. Then, i was VERY angry so if i would have a magic thing, i would have them killed, but instead, i came there. I know no one can trap me by being one that hate me. 06-25-04 03:59 PM 103 17 23255
30.   Tesserex 10-09-05 09:08 AM 1 1 4
31.   Test Account 06-16-05 11:11 AM 0 1 0
32. tetsu me in a nutshell:
17 year old martial artist who will be attending WWTC next year and has dreams of getting a doctorette in physics and philosophy.
I love RPGs, there is none better except SSBM and Perfect Dark. The only thing I love more than the above listed is HACKING roms. I love creating my own IPS files.
03-03-05 05:45 AM 6 4 229
33.   Teundusia Name: Teundusia
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Description:
Background: The battle between the Erumi and the Delumi... All because of an ancient feud between the fact the Erumi had human forms, and the Delumi have psychic powers. For centuries the two species have fought each other. One fateful day changed the lives of these species. The insect-like Delumi went to attack Earth, the birthplace of human scum. The Erumi catch word of this and come to help Earth. After the invasion of Earth, unluckily by the two species, a single Erumi and a single Delumi were captured. Teundusia was the child of DNA mixture experiments.

At the age of three months, she had already learnt most of the English language from the scientists, how to read and write, how to walk and even taught herself how to fly in the same way her alien folk would. By two years of age, she was able to lift 5 times her own body weight, and her strength continued to grow as she did. Her mind was ultimately spectacular, and for three years the scientists experimented on her like a plaything, trying out tests on her einstien mind and hercules body. Various changes happened to Teundusia as she grew older that shouldn't happen to an Erumi.

She was able to hear the scientists clearly when they weren't even moving their lips. "Excellent vantrillaquizem" was the first though that came to her mind, until she had replied to a scientists after he had thought of a question to ask her. Within moments nearly every scientist in the complex was crowding around her. The thoughts of them forced their way into Teundusia's mind, which frankly pissed her off very much. A large amount of psychic energy escaped from her mind with her anger, killing most of the scientists, knocking the rest out into a coma. A single scientist had only been stunned for a couple of days...

She escaped the building with ease, as the guards that would normally surround every doorway out were in the pile of scientists. She made her way to a wood, where she found an abandoned hut. It was very worn out, but it was here home for the next four years, while she practiced her psychic abilities until she could release energy safely and read other people's minds who walked through the woods at her own will.

Although one day through training, a short time after she had turned 6 she attempted a psychic ability, when what came out was nothing she had ever produced before in her life. An orb of ligtning flew from her hands, crashing straight into her home. It burnt down so quickly Teundusia didn't even know what had happened. She attempted another one, but this time a beam of ice froze the burnt down hut. Shocked at what she was now capable of, she spent the next three years teaching herslef how to control the use of these abilities.

Unfortunately, this single living scientist finally tracked Teundusia down, and with a single tranquilizer dart, she fell like a stone. She woke in a rather large room, to her left was a small shelf containing a sword and a pair of nunchucks. To her right was a series of chips which had very small writing on them, explaining what they did. Infront of her was a series of extremely heavy weights, a line of targets getting smaller as they went along, and something that looked like a recharging plug. She gets up, almost throwing herself off the ground as she does. Looking at her body it is now made of metal, and a read-out infront of her explains she is in a specially crafted test battle suit, made out of copper compressed so much there was no gap between the atoms. The only part of her that was uncovered was her face excluding the eyes, where the readouts were.

Looking at her arm, the readout changes to explain what it is. It tells her to take all 6 catridges off the wall and place them in the holding slots provided. Within a few minutes Teundusia realised what was going on, mainly because she had read the mind of the only human nearby. She was back in the laboratory. Only one thing was on her mind now: Escape. The readout infront of her changed to show the suit's battery life, how it's sense drives were functioning, the strength multiplier was at optimum power at 120 times her own weight... This gave her the chance to escape.

She played along for a couple of months, following the training routines, practicing her physical, psychic and magical abilities. She was shocked to find she no longer had a need to eat. She now fed on electricity, which was once every few weeks. Whenever she was recharged, she could tasted the electricity like chocolate to a young child. It was absolute bliss, and she savoured every second of it.

Her escape was too easy. Even though she only had a 6, nearly 7 year old's body, she only needed to perform a single punch at the wall to escape. The punch threw a gargantuan chuck of cement through the complex, causing a huge explosion. Teunduisa was unnharmed. The scientist had a peaceful final breath, knowing his battle suit worked flawlessly. She made her way back to the rubble of her home, where she raised almost a palace with the trees of the forest. Which her powers she moved this and her recharger to an island in the middle of the bermuda triangle. She continues to live there, in her irremovable, indestructable suit, now away from civilisation on her remote island, never to be disturbed...

Weapons, Shields and Armour
4 1/2' sword - It is made of copper compressed at an atomic level (No space between the atoms). The blade edge is sharp enough to cut through a foot of lead with a single swipe in Teundusia's hands.
Diamond coated nunchucks - Coated in diamond to increase impact damage and durability. Has secret clutches on each half that realeases a small dagger, the blade made out of pure moulded diamond.
Compressed Copper Exoskeleton - An experimental armour was created to further increase the incredible powers of this amazing alien girl. It has the ability to grow with Teundusia as she grows. The armour is so higly compressed there is no gap between the atoms, making it the strongest armour created. It also prevents death from natural causes (old age), so Teundusia lives forever unless killed in other ways.

Passive Abilites
Psy-Shield - A constant psychic shield covers Teundusia's robotic body for extra protection.
Electric Counter - Whenever the opponent touches Teundusia's metal body, a medium power electrical current is sent through there body, unless they're quick enough to react against the speed of electricity.
Strength - The robotic body gives Teundusia an immense amount of physical strength.
Fly - Her alien form has the ability to fly.
Mind Reading Block - A layer of 'one-way' psychic energy covers Teundusia's mind so she can unleash her psychic attacks without her opponent reading her mind.
Scan - Tells Teundusia various aspects of anyone or anything, including strong and weak points, name, life/spiritual/magical/mind energies etc.
Breathless - The battle suit creates a synthetic type of oxygen, giving Teundusia the ability of not having to breathe.

Active Abilities
Magical Abilities
Elemental Orb - Teundusia creates an orb of any element she can think of. The orb can be of various strengths and sizes.
Elemental Beam - Same as Elemental Orb, but she fires a beam of the element.
Elemental Control - Teundusia can control elements around her, and can change and manipulate them in any way she wishes.
Elemental Influence - Can charge inanimate objects with an element e.g. her sword.
Non-elemental Magic - Passed down from Teundusia's 'mother'. She can create orbs, beams, weapons, shields, practically anything out of non-elemental magic, and even cause them to turn completely solid.
Magical Frenzy Alpha - An ability that is performed by the battle suit. Teundusia can mix up to four different elements into one, then fire it as an orb or beam. The energies in the mixture do not negate each other out (e.g. If Teundusia mixes fire and water, the water doesn't smother the fire part.) The opponent can negate each part with opposite elements though.
Magical Frenzy Beta - An ability that is performed by the battle suit. Working the same way Magical Frenzy Alpha does, but then Teundusia can put the magical energies into other objects.

Psychic Abilities
Psychic Defence - A purple sword and shield forms in both her hands for use as her weapons.
Mindblast - A surge of psychic energy is directed to the opponents mind, causing anything from slight wooziness to brain exploding. The ability needs charging depending on how much energy is used.
Manipulation - Allows Teundusia to move and manipulate objects around her. If more of her psy-energy is used she can attempt to control the opponent. Some will power is needed to break free of her psychic control.
Telekenesis - Teundusia can read her opponent's mind to find out
Pyrokenesis - A beam or ball of psychic fire is thrown from Teundusia's hands. Psychic fire has all the properties of fire besides the fact it doesn't need oxygen or a fuel. It can burn with as high or as low a temperature as Teundusia pleases.
Kenesis Blast - A blast of psychic energy is thrown from Teundusia's hands. The psychic energy acts like a solid obstacle, causing plain physical damage on contact.
Manipulation Overdrive - Takes 2 posts to charge. This much more powerful form of Manipulation allows Teundusia to manipulate herself at a DNA and molecular level. She can change her size, her strength, her armour's strengths, practically anything about her physical form can be changed and improved. Teundusia only needs to charge this once, then she can use it whenever she wants.

Sword Abilities
Swordsplay - Teundusia swipes several hundred times in a few seconds with her sword with brilliant accuracy.
Gust - Teundusia spins her sword in circles in an extremely fast motion. After a few seconds, a massive gust of wind is sent towards the opponent. There is enough force to rip a house from it's supports.
Projectile Block - With great speed of moving her sword, Teundusia can block solid projectiles with her sword, and has a small chance of causing it to rebound back to the opponent.
Air Split - The sword is so sharp that if enough force is applied to the air in the correct way, it can shatter it temporarily, making it impossible to breath. Teundusia's sword must be charged with Air and Light magical energy.

Nun-chuck Abilities
Wildfire - Teundusia spins the nunchucks in the air wildly, charging them with the non-elemental green energy. After a few seconds it sprays in the form of tiny orbs at the opponent.

Multiple Post Abilities
Earth Rupture
Earth Rupture Post 1 - Teundusia stabs her sword into the ground, causing a ripple of Earth to travel to the opponent in an attempt to trip him/her. A weak magical shield surrounds her for some protection.
Earth Rupture Post 2 - A spike made of whatever Teundusia's opponent is standing on shoots up from the ground in an attempt to turn the opponent into a kebab.
Earth Rupture Post 3 - The energy around Teundusia gathers together and flies through the ground at over 1000 mph, firing at the opponent from the tip of the spike from the second post. Teundusia can choose to wait an extra post to launch a much more powerful energy orb.
Rage
Because of the shear power of Teundusia's mind, the scientists input a defence chip in Teundusia's brain. A hard strike to the head can activate the chip in her brain, activating the harmful mechanism.
Rage Post 1 - Magical energies shoot aimlessly from Teundusia's hands.
Rage Post 2 - Her psychic powers go hay-wire, objects are lifted, balls of psychic energy fly everywhere etc.
Rage Post 3 - Teundusia goes insane, not caring whether she is hurt or not. She repeatedly makes her way towards her opponent, either attempting to grab them and slam them to the ground or just punch them with the force of an concord flying into you at full speed.
Rage Post 4 - Same as post 3
Rage Post 5 - Teundusia calms down, too tired to attack for two posts.

Cartridge Power-ups
Psy-Energise - Increases the power of Teundusia's Psychic attacks.
Elementergise - Increases the power of Teundusia's Elemental attacks.
Elemultiply - Increases Teundusia's magic fire rate by triple.
Speed - A program which boosts the speed of Teundusia's muscles, giving her a five times increase in movement speed.
Strength - A program which stimulates the cells in the muscles to grow larger, increasing Teundusia's strength even further.
Solar Charge - All post charging abilities take1 less post to charge as long as there is light in the arena while this cartridge is in use

Finishing Abilities
Psy-Virus - Psychic finishing ability. With a two post charge, tiny organisms are created in Teundusia's mind. After two posts, she unleashes them into the air with her breath, obviously not affected by them herself. A very painful death would slowly go over the opponent if this attack is successful. They travel through the opponents blood if inhaled. It takes 5 posts to take full effect, starting off as slight pains in muscles. Each post it gets worse. Second post would be things like headache, muscle cramps etc. Third post would be a slight migrane, and parts of the body would begin to break down like fingers and toes would stop working fully. Fourth post would have heavy migrane, and if the opponent cannot find a way of removing the organisms by this point, the thinner bones and larger muscles break, causing huge pain. By this point, Teundusia could command the organisms to stop their work as the opponent would be helpless. By the fifth post, the brain explodes, killing them. Of course, this is only used if Teundusia's aim is to kill her opponent.
Elemental Storm - Magical finishing ability. Three post charge. The 'storm' is different depending on what element Teundusia uses for the storm, which would be explained in the post. The storm lasts for as long as Teundusia wishes. She cannot attack or defend herself while the storm is underway unless the storm gives her some form of protection.
Earth Shatter - Sword finishing ability. Teundusia stabs her sword in the ground. The post charge differs depending on if she is holding and charging the sword (3 posts), or if the sword uses energies already in it to charge the attack (7 posts). If she isn't holding onto it, she can attack and defend herself as she normally would, minus anything she does with her sword. When charged, the arena becomes one with Teundusia. She can change the entire arena as she would with Psychokenesis.
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Cleaner, slimmer version of Staff Complaints Against Thayer will resume after formatting. <3

Hey Shyguy, next time you come to #nobodysworld, oh wait... you can't. You're banned.
(14:11:34)(@knuck) check this out
(14:11:39)(@knuck) it's a bird
(14:11:56)-->mode: (knuck) sets (+b Shyguy!*aster_Mar@removed)
(14:11:56)-->this (Shyguy!*aster_Mar@removed) ban affects (Shyguy)
(14:12:00)-->kick:(Shyguy) was kicked by (knuck) (over there)
(14:12:00)(Nick) >:O
(14:12:08)(Nick) lolol.

(14:01:07)(@YoshiDude) wow
(14:01:11)(@YoshiDude) did thayer own
(14:01:14)(@YoshiDude) is this what i'm looking at

(14:02:04)(@YoshiDude) THE MYSTERY UNIVERSITY

When on IRC, please consider the following:
/s irc.deltaanime.net
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FOR GREAT JUSTICE AND WIN. =D



You'll never find the lost threads. I'll never tell the secret location. Ever.

Originally by Colin
There's no reason why you should be getting so many posts over the past few days. We think as staff that you need to calm down a little bit and not spam as much.

As well, watch what you say in some posts... some people have complained that you've been a little too forward and have rubbed people the wrong way.

Thank you.


k sure whatever.

Originally by Legion
You have been warned for having opinions that differ from the popular crowd. You sick son of a bitch. Knock it off!


I love you too Leg... in an entirely platonic way of course, you flake. :(

Vote for your favourite SSBM character today!

So now, anyone who just posts in the newbie forum in order to say "Welcome to Acmlm's, read FAQ, plz don't spam" etc type messages is just plain lame. :(



So I've changed my layout. The reason for this is that I am reducing contact from you people. Wierd? NOT RLY~ gb2lameness

Okay, so I'm bored and I felt like I needed to do this.
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40.   The Arckichef 2 06-02-05 10:40 PM 0 1 0
41.   The Arkichef yawying THE MARS VOLTA = ULTIMATE 03-19-04 12:20 AM 75 15 15823
42.   the dead guy inthe corner 02-28-05 12:26 AM 2 2 44
43. The Gift of Gabe For my next trick, I'll turn water into funk! 03-16-04 09:52 AM 51 13 8892
44. The Great Guy 04-08-04 12:26 AM 170 22 53084
45. The Guru of Furu What can I say, 6'5" 210 lbs (only ten more to go for ultimate weight). I'm white, really white, with sky blue eyes, and brown hair. I'd grow a beard if I had the speed to do it but I don't, damn. I'm going to ND for class of '08, and if you don't know what that is I truly pitty the foo. I love basketball, gaming, cruisin', and mackin'/being with my girl when I have one. 03-18-04 05:07 AM 240 26 90642
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49.   The Mystery Writer 07-06-05 06:49 AM 0 1 0
50.   The Negative One 07-27-05 01:08 AM 10 5 313
51.   The Oobermister Hey, everyone calls me "the oobermister" and i live on the shore. I've been interested in Rom Hacking ever since i was about 11 or so but now i'm a little older so i'm getting better with more practice. 06-12-05 11:59 PM 22 7 1232
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58.   theacexer 02-22-05 02:13 AM 0 1 0
59. theclaw All your base!

Wave to the improper name squad: Sumo King, The Matrix and Famisa Aurora.

Star Amy says "Hey, good luck on the SMW hacks!"

Oh yeah. Do not flame me, I'm a veteran here.
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70. theonyxdragoon I like to play various rom hacks, ranging from SMB3 to River City Ransom. I also like anime, but don't consider me an otaku. 07-16-05 11:53 AM 38 9 2446
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73. TheRaj Currently working on a Megaman 3 hack 01-12-05 01:00 PM 1 2 17
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76.   Thoughtless 03-24-04 03:18 AM 149 21 44118
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89.   Timmy Turner I have Fairy God Parents!!!! 08-08-04 03:46 PM 24 9 2496
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96. Toadeeboy I LOVE MAD LIBS!!!!!!! 03-15-04 04:00 AM 264 27 104840
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102. Top Kirby 09-06-05 07:12 AM 15 5 439
103.   Torn 03-15-04 02:13 AM 26 10 3240
104. Totakeke 02-05-05 10:16 PM 73 13 10241
105.   Towi Wakka 08-28-04 12:40 AM 2 3 58
106. Toxic KRANG! You hear that? That's the gong of change I'm ringing and it's reverberating through these musty halls with the force of ten typhoons and a hundred hurricanes. The minute you turn me loose in this place I am going to hit like an earthquake measuring ten on the Bolton scale. Do you know the Bolton scale? That's like 5 times worse than the Richter scale. I am going to start off with Kofi. I am going to slap that bitch so hard on his face that the representative from Madagascar is going to feel it. He'll be offering oil for fucking bandages and ice packs and shit.



People back at the WH (that's WHITE HOUSE for you ingrates) call me The 'Stache and this blinding white mustache is going to launch a thousand flying elbows off the turnbuckle. I am going to climb up into the balcony and come crashing down on Burkina Faso's translator like a man-shaped sack of bricks. You smell that Omar Ventissi? That's your ass getting COOKED North Carolina Barbecue style. No fucking tomatoes in the sauce, bitch.



I am going to roundhouse THE SHIT out of Mahbub Ahmad's sternum. He runs the UN website and it is full of CHICKEN SPLAT. Fuck this globe shit, there needs to be a big picture of my red face up on that website to remind everyone in the UN just who this whole dog and pony show is about now. I killed a dog once with a stare and ponies? I break their necks like dry sticks and then suck out their gizzards. Do ponies even have fucking gizzards? Wrong answer, Agriculture and Livestock Committee Liaison Robin Herring. Ponies have fucking gizzards as of this moment because I say so and if you don't believe me you can take it up with my friend here. His name is Blowstoyourclavicle, first name Hammer.




Hah, what did you say, bitch? You run your mouth some more and it's gonna win you a race to the grave.


I will BURN YOU DOWN.

The 'Stache wants, nay - demands, an entire wing in the commissary. I'm so hungry I could eat a tree. I have eaten trees. Just snap them in half with my - did I mention that I file my teeth? I tell my wife it's to open CD cases and envelopes, but I do it because I want to bite the faces off of the entire Chinese delegation. All of my life, all of that orthodontia, for one crimson moment. Can you see me there, Xian Liao? My eyes glittering in the shadow like two wet spheres of hate? I don't need to see you, I can smell your piss-pants terror from half a mile away. You reek of impotence. I am going to unhinge my jaw and swallow me a couple of long-pigs. You are going to be a part of me FOREVER. The delegation from Timor-Leste can watch you thrash and distend my gullet. I'll wash the taste of your lies from my mouth with your pitcher of pure American water. How thoughtful, someone put a slice of lemon in it.



Do you like the show Timor-Leste? I'm sorry, I didn't bother to learn your names or even identify you as individual human beings because Timor-Leste is worthless. Less than worthless. There will be no more lay-abouts like you now that I'm running things. You're all fired and when I say fired I mean it in the same way the mafia fires people. Your diplomatic passes have been revoked and I have just notified the head of security to escort you from the building. Now, who is the head of security? I guess these scraps of Carman Livingston's name tag wedged between my needlelike incisors means that I'm the new head of security. Mustache rides, five cents.



Oh yes, change is coming to the United Nations. The top ten floors of the UN building are going to look like a beehive that someone threw into hot lava. No one is even going to notice that they burned up because I am going to be ramming their noses into all of this BULL SHIT that has been piling up.



Let's talk specifics, ladies. Let's talk UN "resolutions." That's where you guys decide to do nothing or worse than nothing and the world turns into a big pile of crap. Here are some of the weak sauce you fags have been cooking and let me tell you how I am going to fix them.







59/263 - Situation of human rights in Myanmar

Bolton Says: Fuck Myanmar. Myanmar can eat my ASSHOLE. Myanmar can slide into the ocean or the desert or whatever abyss is adjacent to it unless the situation of human rights there is that the humans are making some righteous computers for cheap that can be exported to first world countries.



59/261 - Rights of the child

Bolton Says: "Rights of the Child," what the Christ does that even mean? What child are they talking about? I'm not reading through a 40 page PDF to figure out they mean some mud baby eating flies in Nigeria. I'm changing this one to "RESOLUTION: FUCK ABORTION." If anyone kills an unborn baby then The 'Stache is going to cut a swathe through the entire General Assembly with a wood ax.



59/256 - 2001-2010: Decade to Roll Back Malaria in Developing Countries, Particularly in Africa

Bolton Says: I'm gonna roll back some sleeves and develop a couple knuckle sandwiches for the General Assembly over this one. Sorry Africa, 2001-2010 is the Decade of Bolton Rocking Your Fucking Face.



59/253 - United Nations University

Bolton Says: Just what we need a school to teach people to be worthless faggots. I'm starting the University of Hard Knocks and when you don't know how to do math or some shit I am going to bust through a window on a rappelling rope and bury a climbing spike in your throat. BOOYA! Class is in session!



59/202 - The right to food

Bolton Says: More like "the right to be lazy." I swear to god the next time I see some Welfare bitch buying Fruit By the Foot or Cadbury Cream Eggs with foodstamps I am going to burn this whole world to a cinder. You don't get food for doing nothing. If you can't even afford to eat then you shouldn't be allowed to live. Potato skins are like 5.99 at Bennigans. They're totally shit but who can't afford that, I mean honestly here people use your head for a change.



Are you getting the picture yet? No? Let me draw you a picture to explain the NEW ORDER of the UN.



Get it, CHUMPS? This is my town now. It's my WORLD and you guys are just renting plots. Unless you want me to bury you like a dead cat then you are going to suck it up and obey my every command. Now that we've settled that, let's get to uniting.
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