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DarthRiko
Posted on 09-09-07 04:20 AM, in Super Paper Mario: End of Chapter 1 Link | Quote | ID: 65053


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A while back, I took the time to write down all the words from the beginning of when Fractail appears, to the end of the chapter. Here it goes.



FRACKTAIL:

WARNING!

INTRUSION DETECTED.

LEAVE IMMEDIATELY OR BE PURGED.

WAIT. SCAN INITIALIZED.

RED CAP DETECTED. BLUE OVERALLS DETECTED.

LEVEL 5 MUSTACHE DETECTED.

INCREDIBLE. POSSIBLE SUBJECT IDENTIFICATION.

BUT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.

HOLD YOUR POSITION. SEARCHING DATA BANKS…

(DING, DING, DING, DING. DING, DING, DING, DING.)

SEARCH COMPLETE: ONE POSITIVE MATCH.

SYSTEM OVERLOAD! LEGENDARY HERO IDENTIFIED!

FORGIVE ME HERO. I AM CALLED FRACKTAIL.

MY ONLY PURPOSE IS TO DEFEND THE PURE HEART FROM LAWLESS INTRUDERS.

YOU ARE LATE. I HAVE WAITED THOUSANDS OF YEARS FOR YOUR ARRIVAL.

YOU MAY PASS. THE PURE HEART IS JUST AHEAD.

Mysterious Voice:

Ah ha ha. It wont be that easy, oh no…

FRACKTAIL:

WHO SPEAKS?

Mysterious Voice:

So very nice to meet you… and your mustache!

I am Count Bleck’s master of dimensions, the pleaser of crowds… I am…Dimento!

Remember the name well…

Tippi:

I know you. You’re that…

Dimento:

It would be so very DULL if your journey ended so easily… Instead, it ends with…magic!

FRACKTAIL:
(BZZZZZRRRRT)

Dimento:

Yes, much better... Now you and this robotic guardian can spend some quality time...

Yes, quaality snack time! When he snacks...on you! For you...ARE the snack! Ciao!

Tippi:

What did he just...

FRACTAIL:

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART.

...SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISK.

DISK NOT FOUND. CONFIRM DISK COVER IS CLOSED.

READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISK AND PRESS ENTER.

NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG.

APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT.

YOU LOST EVERTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS.

WAITING FOR PROCESSORS.

"404 computer hamsters not found."

THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT.

BEEBLEBLIP!

C:/ run query identification C:/ run insult generator C:/ results: go away yeti-lip!

CTRL ALT DEL!

Tippi:

It's going to fly in from the right, I can sense it. You should flip back into 3-D...

FRACKTAIL:

SYSTEM CRASH!

AGH-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G.

I HAVE MALFUNCTIONED. WHAT HAVE I DONE...

HERO... HERO.. THE ERROR IS MINE. I AM SORRY... SHAME CIRCUT...SMOLDERING.

PLEASE.. YOU MUST... SAVE... OUR... WORLD...

Mysterious Voice:

Welcome, hero. My name is Merlumina.

Merlumina:

I am a dormant soul... I have waited long to give you the Pure Heart.

Yes, I have been waiting for 1,500 years.

Your presence here must mean that all worlds have begun to collapse.

Tippi:

Yes, they have, in fact... That's why we're here...

Merlumina:

Before I give you the Pure Heart, you and I must speak. Listen well, hero.

Long, long ago...my people built a civilization hailed as a beacon of culture.

Sadly, despite our power, there was one thing we were powerless to stop:

The Dark Prognosticus.

Nobody knows who authored the book. It foretold the events of the future.

On the last page, it was written that a chaotic power would devour the world.

We knew it had to be stopped.

Our greatest mind devised a grand plan to stop the tragedy before it happened.

We need something with the pure essence of love to confront this chaos.

Researchers set to work... and they created the Purity Heart.

We devided the Purity Heart into eight pieces and hid them in different diminsions.

We hid them for their own protection, waiting for the day the hero would arrive.

Everything was going as planned. Or so it seemed...

But the wheels of destiny began to spin wildly out of control.

It began with a very small incident...

At that time, I was quite young and quite beautiful...

It started the day I met two very fetching young men.

And, you see, my life set sail toward a maelstorm of love.

You see, I asked one out, but... However... It was...well, you know...

Basically...it... And then, I said...

And he said... And then...


(Mario falls asleep)

...................................................................................................................................................

...................................................................................................................................................

And THAT is why we hope the Purity Heart will have the power to defeat chaos.

To save all worlds, we must find the eight Pure Hearts that form the Purity Heart.

And that is all I have to say on the matter.

Were you listening carefully?

(Mario wakes up and nods yes)

Excellent... I did tell you the short version, so I wasn't sure if you would fully understand.

It is up to you to find the Pure Hearts, for they are our last and only hope.

Go forth, hero, and save the worlds... We are all depending on you!

DarthRiko
Posted on 09-09-07 05:02 AM, in Super Paper Mario: End of Chapter 1 Link | Quote | ID: 65056


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Posted by Grey Mario
Who....

...cares?

Who care about this forum?

DarthRiko
Posted on 09-11-07 11:38 PM, in Super Paper Mario: End of Chapter 1 Link | Quote | ID: 65234


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well this is the STORY that goes along with the game. So it isn't in the wrong forum.

DarthRiko
Posted on 09-11-07 11:40 PM, in Introduce yourself here! Don't clog up General Chat... (rev. 2 of 03-06-09 03:32 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 65235


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Posted on 09-17-07 12:13 AM, in Amansa Land (rev. 3 of 03-06-09 03:32 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 65514


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Posted on 09-17-07 12:15 AM, in Post layouts, Go! Link | Quote | ID: 65515


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This is my layout.

DarthRiko
Posted on 09-17-07 03:21 AM, in Post layouts, Go! (rev. 2 of 03-06-09 03:33 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 65531


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Posted on 09-17-07 03:26 AM, in Post layouts, Go! (rev. 3 of 03-06-09 03:33 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 65533


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Posted on 09-17-07 03:33 AM, in Milestone Post ID: 65535 (rev. 2 of 03-06-09 03:34 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 65536


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Posted on 09-17-07 03:36 AM, in Milestone Post ID: 65535 (rev. 2 of 03-06-09 03:34 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 65540


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Posted on 09-17-07 03:40 AM, in Milestone Post ID: 65535 (rev. 2 of 03-06-09 03:34 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 65547


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Posted on 09-17-07 03:44 AM, in Post layouts, Go! (rev. 3 of 03-06-09 03:34 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 65549


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Posted on 09-17-07 04:23 AM, in Super Smash Bros. Brawl Thread (rev. 2 of 03-06-09 03:35 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 65556


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Posted on 09-17-07 04:50 AM, in Amansa Land (rev. 2 of 03-06-09 03:35 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 65558


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Posted on 09-17-07 05:00 AM, in I'm going to be honest with you... (rev. 2 of 03-06-09 03:36 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 65560


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Posted on 09-17-07 10:20 PM, in I hate memory cards... (rev. 3 of 03-06-09 03:36 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 65605


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Posted on 09-17-07 10:29 PM, in One panel at a time comic (rev. 2 of 03-06-09 03:36 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 65606


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Posted on 09-17-07 11:59 PM, in Amansa Land (rev. 2 of 03-06-09 03:37 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 65614


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Posted on 09-18-07 12:05 AM, in I hate memory cards... Link | Quote | ID: 65615


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Posted by Skreeny
He is very clearly talking about the PS2 there, particularly when he complained about Sony. Think twice next time before putting your foot in your mouth, please?


This thread is about Memory Cards, if he wanted the discussion to be limited to Sony, he should have put it in the title, my statement was on-topic, and relevant.

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Posted on 09-18-07 02:39 AM, in I hate memory cards... Link | Quote | ID: 65630


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