Board2 Summer Mosts 2011 results

Good morning gentlemen! Due to the lackluster response this time 'round, the presentation budget has been cut in half. That's why there's only a single spotlight on stage and I don't get a lovely assistant to make quips with. And some categories have to be left out entirely because either noone voted for 'em or there's noone there with more than one vote. So if I leave out a category, that's why.

But frankly, I don't give a damn. I'm like Leeroy Jenkins up in here, grit my teeth and just go "let's do this".

So without further ranting, here's the remains.

Best ROM Hacker - SePH and Quick Curly, it seems.
A bunch of other guys, including yours truly, only got one vote each.

Best Programmer
1st - Blackhole89, for some obscure reason I can't fathom.
2nd - Giangurgolo, for somewhat more clear reasons.
3rd - Matrixz and me.

Best Staff Member
1st - KP9000 and me. We rock! Woohoo!
2nd - Blackhole89 and Trelior. They also rock, but not as much. Makes you wonder why.
3rd - Ailure and Giangurgolo. I have no idea why that is.

Best Regular Member
1st - Xeruss! With a reasonable distance from
2nd - GreyMario. Interesting, considering his history. Very interesting, and hope-inspiring.
Several other people got one vote each.

Best Veteran
1st - KP9000 and me again! Yeah!
2nd - Blackhole again, but no Trel this time.
3rd - Nick and zbyte.

Best Newbie is an odd one. Most of these are one vote each, and the only one with more than one vote isn't a newbie at all! Just mentioning that.

Best Post Layout
1st - KP9000, even though it's based on
2nd - GreyMario's, so that's interesting. At least to me.
3rd - Trelior and me.

Best Avatar
1st - KP9000 and me again! How do we do this!?
2nd - Blackhole89, CyclopsCaveman and Thanatos-Zero

Funniest
1st - GreyMario, and I have no idea why.
2nd - Nick and me. Seriously, if I had one more vote or he one less, I wouldn't need to share this spot with him.
3rd - Flan. I really don't get you people.

Friendliest
1st - Trelior. Which is more understandable than some of the above. Or below.
2nd - ME! Because you can't be a jerk 24/7.
3rd - Ailure (?), Blackhole89 (!?) and Googie (oh)

Smartest
1st - Blackhole89, by a long shot. I blame the math.
2nd - KP9000. He wants to make me a coder for Board2, that should tell you enough.

Most Likely to Appear at Random
1st - If you meet Gywall on the road, kill him.
2nd - Blackhole89, Emuz, Knuck and Stark. Now, aside from BH, I can dig this.

Most Missed
1st - Sukasa, and I think I can agree.
2nd - DahrkDaiz or however you spell it and Stark.
3rd - Anya! ...and Paulguy? What?!

Most Eloquent
1st - Oh come on take a guess.
2nd - Stark's a good runner-up, though she'd likely disagree.
3rd - Kironide. I dunno...

Most Mysterious
1st - Ailure and Blackhole89. One is never even here and the other is a Russian. This seems obvious.
2nd - iLove6502, RT-55J and me. Wow, don't I feel mysterious now.

Most Quirky
1st - HELLO EVERYNYAN!
2nd - NovaYoshi. He out-furries me like a baws, but it seems that's not enough.
3rd - Ailure and Trelior. Too bad, guys. Be quirkier.

Most Insane
1st - See "Most Quirky" above

2nd - Flan, for obvious reasons.

Most Down to Earth
KP9000 wins this handily by virtue of one-votes. And how right that is.

Most Likely to Get Hit by a Parked Car
1st - MMXPert, by a landslide. It seems everyone wants to drive these days.
2nd - Pyratrooper.

Most Likely to Succeed
1st - Blackhole89. Succeed at what, though?
2nd - Kironide, Xeruss and me. Again, what at?

Most Professional
2nd - Blackhole89, which I guess everyone could've seen coming.
1st - Me! And if you've been paying attention... poor BH

Most Reclusive - Ailure, and again the reasons are as obvious as your parentage.

Most Likely to Become Staff - Stark was staff and left, numbnuts!

Most likely to be severely beaten with their own keyboard
Please refer to the parked car and replace Pyratrooper with Haz.

Most likely to become a total brony
1st - Trelior and GreyMario. Saddle up, fellas. I'll be happy to show you the ropes.
2nd - Blackhole89 (snrrrf!), MMXPert (there is not enough love and tolerance in the world for that) and NightKev (okay that could work)

Most Unpredictable - GreyMario and NightKev. I beg to differ, but hey, that's vox populi for ya.

And the Best Overall are Trelior, BH and me. Thank you for that.

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