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| Main - The Landfill - I need help for my pet elephant | New thread | Thread closed |
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| Jean-Michel Ratepet |
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Newcomer Level: 7 Posts: 3/7 EXP: 1079 Next: 369 Since: 01-06-15 Last post: 3397 days Last view: 3397 days |
So I read that elephants love cabbage.
The other day, I was cooking cabbage, and it occured to be true. My pet elephant begged me for cabbage. Hard to resist, they're so cute (and so motherfucking heavy when they climb on your knees). But no luck, I fell on the only fucking elephant that is allergic to cabbage. He started swelling and swelling. As if he wasn't already big enough. He fell through the floor and now the neighbour is angry, but I don't care about that. I want my dear elephant to get better. But how can I even take him out to a vet? (also this is the most unintuitive poll entry interface I have seen) ____________________ RATP |
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