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Newcomer Level: 4 Posts: 2/2 EXP: 190 Next: 89 Since: 11-15-11 Last post: 4374 days Last view: 4338 days |
My Thai girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life.
She may be right,but i'd still prefer it if she didn't have one. I found my nan dead in bed 2day.I was gutted.I put my arms around her and held her,tears running down my face...As i held her i noticed she was naked in her bed! I got kind of turned on and ended up fucking her....just as i was about 2 cum in her arse she shouted BOO!!!...what sort of sick twisted cunt pretends 2 be dead? 4 fuck sake. Vodafone security division has been monitoring your phone and would like to kindly remind you that the vibrating unit is not for anal use. So stop! Between the ages of 16 and 18 she is like africa virgin and unexplored between 19 and 35 shes like asia hot an exotic between 35 and 45 she is like america fully explored breathtakenly beautfull and free with her resourses between 46 and 56 she is like europe exhausted but still has points of interest after 56 she is like australia everybody knows its down there but who gives a dam http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?352034-Short-Jokes that |
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The Guardian Moloch whose eyes are a thousand blind windows! Level: 124 Posts: 3965/4196 EXP: 21483578 Next: 353023 Since: 02-19-07 From: Ithaca, NY, US Last post: 442 days Last view: 55 days |
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