SS #7: Love 'N' Rape (Mister Keal Goes To Prison)

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jargon

Posted on 09-28-10 01:49 PM

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Supervillain Sabbath #7: Love 'N' Rape (Mister Keal Goes To Prison)

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Feds froze my account and deregistered all my domains
If I were to slap up a screenshot of my cart at a gunshop located 5 miles away, and you were a fed, you'd prolly be glad all my assets were frozen
Especially since I have court Monday, and every firearm in my inventory defeats class iii, all with 30, 50, 100rd magazines with silencers
Esp, since a few of those firearms do not set off metal detectors
I am going to prolly be assraped in court Monday.
What are they going to slam me with several hundred thousand felony i counts or something?
intent to kill a judge, attempt to bribe a judge, theft of service, intent to sell, possesion, intoxication, discharging firearms in a city park, vandalism, forgery, wire fraud, trafficking, selling, pimping, several thousand counts of double criminal speeding, tampering with confidential military and intelligence records, tens of thousands of counts of defrauding military contractors
concealed weapons without a permit, forgery, tampering with federal corrections evidence, dozens of counts of soliciting sex from a minor, compromising national security and defense intelligence fiber routes, compromising national security and defense intelligence satellite networks, assault and battery, exploitation of a minor,
terrorist threats, commanding terrorist cell networks, conspiracy to take out thousands of military and federal agents and operatives, conspiracy to carry out multiple terrorist attacks on military, federal, and chief installations, conspiracy to assasinate the chief executive officer, genocide
distribution of compromising and confidential national security and military secrets
I could list this on and on for several days
I am fucked.

No, I am serious. I am royally fucked.
I am going to be assraped in court Monday with a red-hot cerrated rusty scrap piece of rebar
GITMO isn't even a shitty enough place to put me in.
They have to build the worst prison the world has ever seen to place me in.
This is it, the are finally doing it and throwing together a goddamn Matrix goo house.
alias jargon motherfucker
You really thought the Wakowski brothers came up with the orginal premise?
They are going to have to reboot my brain in some goddamn virtual redraft of reality to keep me from fucking up not just Earth in the present and future, but the entire Goddamn history past, present, future, and alter of the Goddamn universe.
They are exiling me from Godfucking reality.
And putting my brain in some goddamn Matrix.
Too fucking huge an asset to simply execute my ass.
I am bigger than fucking Hitler.
Only reason this didn't happen to me 20 years ago, is they didn't know how to even fathom such a prison, and Goddamn couldn't pin shit on me due to how fucking well I Godfucking play dumb.
No, I am getting laid by my lady Saturday, then Monday, she will be in the courtroom as I fucking get owned by every fucking security, intelligence, and systems specialist on fucking Earth.
You really think they would announce that a fucking Einstein Osama Bin Laden Rasputin Christ of Hitler scale would be going on trial in advance?
No.
I am just getting complete and utter assraped in court come Monday.
Everyone hijack the 15 cameras in room 706 at the Phoenix downtown courthouse on Monday.
If any of this weren't true, the universe would never have been able to kickstart in the first place.
If they were to spinal tap me, I am pretty sure I would test positive for every drug ever made.
..since a month or so ago, I smoked G, herb, DMT, K, PCP, H, Crack, E, and pretty much everything else over 4 hours in ten 20 rocks.
My girl had one single puff and was scared to living shit, meanwhile I am just puffing puffing and puffing simply Goddamn cruising.
My nailbeds and cuticles of my fingers and toes leached fucking copper-oxide Hell for the 3 days after.
It was the dirtiest rock in the entire state of Arizona, hands down.
All I know, is I am making sweet sweet love to my women this Saturday, then come Monday as she loyally sits in the courtroom with me come Monday, I am fucking getting assraped by every expert, analyist, and specialist in the world regarding security, intelligence, and systems dynamics
They aren't just going to throw the book at me, they are going to have to pull the Goddamn Enclopedia fuckallita out of their ass.

But remember this is America.
The state refused to allow me to see a shrink in 4 or 5 months, they have not provided requested adequate rehab and therapy, and have not as requested been taking any medication levels nor adjusting my medication, nor even performing any home visits in-order to assess the quality of my living conditions and day to day life.
So I can basically get off the hook for 100% of those top-level crimes.
Simply due to being an American citizen.
So instead they are simply going to railroad me into some Goddamn low-priority felony charge and give me 8 years in prison.
They won't even let me talk with a public defender, and cut off all my assets and froze all my accounts.
So all I really care about is making sweet sweet love with my woman this weekend.
Btw, 5 heavy-armed cops and 4 EMT's came into my home last night and took off with my nephew earlier tonight.
Those fuckers got the fuck out of dodge as soon as they possibly could.
They took one look at the walls, and this massive wave of fear, confusion, and HOLY FUCKING CHRIST came over their face.
So... they got the fuck out asap.
There is fucking Lord Lucifer Almighty Satanic Fucking Shit on one wall, Nazi Master Race shit on another, A fucking wonderous mural of everything Christian on another, The fucking front door is crip'd to Hell, the Goddamn entire floor is full of shit half burned and smashed, the goddamn sofa is a 36karat gold weave 100,000$ nine foot oriental couch spoil of war from the surrrender of Japan's emperor, etc.
If you came into my house you would shit fucking bricks
And tags from every fucking tagger in town is sprayed, marked, and painted all over virtually every surface of the room other than the floor and couche
tHE FUCKED UP tHING?
The townhouse is owned by a Godfucking retired SAC colonel.
They better fucking dismiss that case, or Armageddon initiates at that fucking courtroom 706 at 10:15am sharp tomorrow.
Apparently nobody has ever seen 30,000 Aryan Nation and Hell's Angels storm a fucking courthouse packing full drums of class iii and iv defeating ammo as the nukes rain down.
--Peace..
..Out.

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