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Level: 75 Posts: 241/1301 EXP: 3716630 Next: 110274 Since: 02-19-07 From: Canada |
Posted by KP9000Posted by Tarale I was caught once when I was 11. I have an amazing way to not dwell on embarrassment though; an hour later I asked what was for dinner. |
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 Mole Level: 42 Posts: 111/351 EXP: 520826 Next: 536 Since: 02-19-07 From: Massachusetts Last post: 5962 days Last view: 5399 days |
Never was "caught" per sey, though once when I was maybe 12, after doing the deed I unbirghtly threw on a pair of boxers which, of course,did ittle to hide the fact that I was pitching a tent. Needless to say it was pretty obvious what I had been up to despite nobody verbally confronting me on it  And yes, looking back on it, I feel stupid. Oh well. We all do stupid things in our lives. |
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 Paragoomba Level: 22 Posts: 11/75 EXP: 51437 Next: 6913 Since: 02-21-07 From: RI Last post: 6046 days Last view: 6046 days |
Luckily for girls, its hard to tell afterwards. I've been walked in on, but i was under a blanket and not making much noise so i moved my hand lower and pretended to be scratching my leg. It may help that I'm pretty quiet when I do it. And as long as i fix my hair (it seems to get very frazzled during lol) i can walk out ten seconds after a large orgasm and just stroll around in a nightgown without fear of anyone noticing anything.
I used to do it in my college dorm (my roomie wasn't there) but there was always a lot of people hanging out in the common room across from my door, and i never got caught. |
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Paragoomba Level: 21 Posts: 5/67 EXP: 43434 Next: 6509 Since: 02-20-07 From: Wisconsin, U.S. Last post: 5753 days Last view: 5556 days |
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... Level: 73 Posts: 62/1220 EXP: 3366055 Next: 119813 Since: 03-25-07 From: no Last post: 6088 days Last view: 6072 days |
Kailieann, have you considered doing it in the shower or something? No mess to worry about, you can already be laying down so there's no big deal if you pass out (and you should wake up once the hot water runs out  ), etc.
Me, I do get the full-body convulsions and trembling before and after the fact, but only for the really good make-a-mess-of-the-general-area ones. In those cases I can pull off a second if I keep at it long enough, but it can take as much as 20 minutes and generally isn't worth it. If I want to, I can delay it by as much as several hours, though this tends to degrade the overall quality when it finally does happen (not to mention, I regret it the next morning  ). I can't precisely time it though; I can ensure it doesn't happen until I want it to, but I can't make it happen as soon as I decide I do want it to. If that makes any sense.  |
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 Red Cheep-cheep Level: 34 Posts: 137/217 EXP: 253181 Next: 470 Since: 02-19-07 From: Beyond Last post: 5634 days Last view: 5634 days |
Shower masturbation doesn't work for me. Something about the water makes it difficult to reach orgasm, so I just get frustrated and give up. |
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Level: 75 Posts: 781/1301 EXP: 3716630 Next: 110274 Since: 02-19-07 From: Canada |
I can't masturbate in the shower, either. It's impossible to:
1) Get hard 2) Get a good grip on the skin of the penis. I don't like to just slide my hand all over it. |
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... Level: 73 Posts: 67/1220 EXP: 3366055 Next: 119813 Since: 03-25-07 From: no Last post: 6088 days Last view: 6072 days |
It is difficult to do, but beats the hell out of using your hand. |
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Level: 75 Posts: 795/1301 EXP: 3716630 Next: 110274 Since: 02-19-07 From: Canada |
Uh, what? What do you use in the shower? |
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 Super Koopa Level: 62 Posts: 58/842 EXP: 1935091 Next: 49595 Since: 02-19-07 From: durff Last post: 4485 days Last view: 4008 days |
Rubber Duckies?
Yeah... I'm wondering the same thing. Unless he's referring to sex in the shower, which is a lot harder than you'd think to pull off. Really depends upon traction and the size of the shower. Posted by Kles Try to move the shower head away from you. Too much water flow will mess up any lubrication you have going on. (which is why I also find de facto shower sex difficult) ____________________ Zelda Hacking Forum hobbies: delectatio morosa |
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 Panser Level: 42 Posts: 102/344 EXP: 505349 Next: 16013 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5368 days Last view: 5364 days |
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... Level: 73 Posts: 100/1220 EXP: 3366055 Next: 119813 Since: 03-25-07 From: no Last post: 6088 days Last view: 6072 days |
Posted by KlesWhy, jets of water of course. |
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 Morton Koopa Feel the pain of those inferior beings...as you burn in hell! Level: 98 Posts: 291/2410 EXP: 9370566 Next: 283787 Since: 02-19-07 From: Sweden Last post: 4512 days Last view: 4493 days |
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Level: 75 Posts: 804/1301 EXP: 3716630 Next: 110274 Since: 02-19-07 From: Canada |
You guys are weird.
Give me the internet ANY day. |
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Mole Level: 42 Posts: 209/351 EXP: 520826 Next: 536 Since: 02-19-07 From: Massachusetts Last post: 5962 days Last view: 5399 days |
Doesn't mean you're an amateur, Traps (nor is being a "pro" masturbater something I'm sure most people would want to brag about ;x), some people just can't get it up in certain situations.
Me? Yeah, I can get it up in the shower, the water actualy acts as an okay lubricant and it feels pretty nice. But its MUCH much harder to reach orgasm (maybe its the whole standing up thing?) so I tend not to do it there very much. Eh. |
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 Red Koopa Pathetic excuse for a hacker Level: 28 Posts: 101/132 EXP: 120117 Next: 11221 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6221 days Last view: 6220 days |
It's a lot harder for me in the shower as well. Doing it normally takes anywhere from 1-5ish minutes depending on how aroused I start out as, but in the shower it takes forever, maybe 20 minutes.
One weird thing and one reason I think the shower doesn't work so well for me is because ever since I started doing it I did it sitting down, on the toilet, in a chair, whatever, and it's a lot harder for me standing up. |
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 Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 222/383 EXP: 593682 Next: 17603 Since: 02-19-07 From: California Last post: 5464 days Last view: 5464 days |
They're lovely.
I don't think details are really necessary  |
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Level: 75 Posts: 821/1301 EXP: 3716630 Next: 110274 Since: 02-19-07 From: Canada |
You're a woman, so answer this please.
Can you really have orgasm upon orgasm upon orgasm? |
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 Paratroopa Level: 30 Posts: 65/157 EXP: 155626 Next: 10243 Since: 03-06-07 From: Final Fantasy Fire Last post: 6096 days Last view: 5848 days |
Posted by KlesI'm a guy and I can go again and again and again. I'm like the Energizer bunny  
It's all about muscle control. You have to "train" yourself to have better orgasms. It's hard to explain, but instead of just releasing I've learned to flex and/or push, so to speak. It makes for long-distance and intensity
Again, I stress muscle control. And timing. Timing is a must, too. Too early or too late results in a weak, unsatisfying orgasm. ____________________  |
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Level: 75 Posts: 830/1301 EXP: 3716630 Next: 110274 Since: 02-19-07 From: Canada |
Focusing on ejaculation distance or other foolish things like that just weakens the orgasm itself. I find it's best if I just let it flow. Sometimes I hold back for a bit to make it longer, though. |
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