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Hax0rkyo
Posted on 04-20-10 11:41 PM (rev. 2 of 04-22-10 01:46 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 130224


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It called Rabbi Harrel Grobberklotz here are some of teh obligitory screenshots

[Screens removed for content]

It's possibly the first hack of the NES game Gumshoe (if I'm wrong lemme know), You can get the patch here: http://badderhacksnet.ipage.com/badderhacks/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=176:rabbi-harrel-groberklotz&catid=5:nes&Itemid=1

In this hack you play as Rabbi Harrel Groberklotz, A deranged lunatic whom cannot stop raping everything he comes into contact with. One day, he receives a letter stating he will contract herpes if he doesn't collect the 6 Black Dildos of Truth. It's pretty awesome and actually plays pretty well to, pending that your emulator has good zapper support. It's unplayable on PSPs unfortunately, due to lack of zapper support and I've yet to test it on FCEU X for the Wii. I'm fairly certain it will work though.

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Haz
Posted on 04-20-10 11:55 PM Link | Quote | ID: 130225


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No. Just no. This is not what I like to see in my hacks. This may be acceptable some places but this is the internet and it is serious business. Ah, do what you want Mr. Superman. Just keep that rabbi away from my neighborhood.

blackhole89
Posted on 04-20-10 11:58 PM Link | Quote | ID: 130226


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It's 2010 and people are still making those?







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Haz
Posted on 04-20-10 11:58 PM Link | Quote | ID: 130227


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Small children will always find a way to use computers, you should know that.

blackhole89
Posted on 04-21-10 12:04 AM Link | Quote | ID: 130228


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Kids nowadays would go for NSMBWii or something similar for a base game. I think it's more of a case of the same old people still not having grown up. Knowing those hacks, they typically have little to no added gameplay merit and completely rely on graphics edits and game text modifications to contain an arbitrary high number of words conservative parents drill their children to fear or nervously giggle over.




Of course, there might be some perfectly legitimate explanation for this, like a young Jewish hacker seeking to fulfil the maxim of true art being provocative and rebelling against the religious conservatism and sexual repression of his hardliner parents..or...something.

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Haz
Posted on 04-21-10 12:07 AM Link | Quote | ID: 130229


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Somehow I really doubt it, though after his first game(I can check postsbyuser yay) you could be right.

Also, the first thing my bro thought of when I showed him uncompressed graphics in NES games was give the fighter in final fantasy a penis. Not a proud day for me.

blackhole89
Posted on 04-21-10 12:09 AM Link | Quote | ID: 130230


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Posted by Haz
Also, the first thing my bro thought of when I showed him uncompressed graphics in NES games was give the fighter in final fantasy a penis. Not a proud day for me.
I'm sure the fighter was more enthusiastic about the change.

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Haz
Posted on 04-21-10 12:12 AM Link | Quote | ID: 130231


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Well, I'm not to sure he was happy about being pantsless while fighting monsters. The boner probably made it pretty hard as well.

blackhole89
Posted on 04-21-10 12:15 AM Link | Quote | ID: 130233


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Are you implying that the whole monster fighting thing was not an act of compensation for his lack of virility to begin with?

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Haz
Posted on 04-21-10 12:18 AM Link | Quote | ID: 130234


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Well seeing as he was a light warrior first sent by the king to kill Garland, then by something else, I really don't know what, to destroy the rot of the world and travel through time. I'd say maybe not.

Hax0rkyo
Posted on 04-21-10 01:02 AM Link | Quote | ID: 130236


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it's not that I'm immature....actually yeah it is who am I kidding. It';s just that straightforward stuff like Strange Mario Bros just isn't fun to me.

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Kawa
Posted on 04-21-10 01:41 PM Link | Quote | ID: 130271


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* Kawa saves the thread just because BH and Haz are being funny like that.

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kgp4death
Posted on 04-21-10 07:08 PM (rev. 2 of 04-21-10 07:11 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 130283


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Hax0rkyo , Great game....keep up the good work still waiting for naked headless mario vs the dick nazi's 3. It's good to have a variety of games to play so that people can chose to play what they want. Some people might like it some people might not but just having the choice makes the community a better place.

roxahris
Posted on 04-23-10 08:29 AM Link | Quote | ID: 130402


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I'm failing to see how cheap and terrible text and graphic edits make the community a better place.
The community would be made a better place if he, say, found out a lot about the game in the process of hacking it, and made an enjoyable hack of it - even if the game is about a sentient penis on a mission to defeat an evil army of transsexuals from Mercury, the fact still remains that the guy would have done something useful and even enjoyable.

However, here he did nothing of the sort, and simply threw in a bunch of cheap "mature" jokes in the game to make it "funny".

Let me say this; if "naked headless mario vs the dick nazi's 3" comes with substantial modifications to not only graphics and text, but levels, music, and even gameplay, then I'm sure more than just a few twisted "mature" gamers will play it.

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Kawa
Posted on 04-23-10 06:05 PM Link | Quote | ID: 130414


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Posted by roxahris
Let me say this; if "naked headless mario vs the dick nazi's 3" comes with substantial modifications to not only graphics and text, but levels, music, and even gameplay, then I'm sure more than just a few twisted "mature" gamers will play it.
So true.

* Kawa will be waiting for Naked Headless Mario VS The Dick Nazis 3 now.

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Haz
Posted on 04-23-10 09:17 PM Link | Quote | ID: 130421


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Somehow the title Naked Headless Mario Vs. The Dick Nazis 3 doesn't sound like the best game ever. True though, it's the same way that childrens cartoons have better dirty jokes because they are subtle. It's just not always even funny. If you make it good someone will play it. If you make it bad someone will probably play it too though.

blackhole89
Posted on 04-23-10 09:34 PM Link | Quote | ID: 130424


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Well, I suppose that for people who grow up in no-swearing households, bad words and penis jokes still put them in that state of nervous giggling and blunt excitement that can only be evoked by doing something forbidden...

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Kawa
Posted on 04-23-10 09:37 PM Link | Quote | ID: 130425


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And nobody can say that some good level design, some original music and an ASM hack or two can't redeem a game called Naked Headless Mario VS The Duck Nazis 3

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RT-55J
Posted on 04-25-10 03:21 AM Link | Quote | ID: 130488

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Posted by Kawa
Duck Nazis


Haz
Posted on 04-25-10 02:25 PM Link | Quote | ID: 130516


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Whether or not you grow up in that kind of household, at some point you think of it. RT-55J You'd better watch out Kawa manipulates people with his mind control to post what he wants them to. We're really all his puppets. Run.
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