Alright peeps! Since I've been... ehem, awarded
the honor of presenting the Winter Mosts 2010 Results, I've been working on this here script since dinner, no thanks to Cynthia.
Hey, you wanted to do this yourself, danna.
Right, so. I've been counting these here votes and before we start, I'd like to mention this one rule where you're not allowed to vote for a single user in more than three categories -- doing the counting by hand makes it a mite difficult to notice when this rule is broken, so I only disregarded those votes where I did
Looking at these result sheets, it didn't make much of a difference...
You're right, it didn't. Would you like to go first, hon?
Can I? Awsum. Okay, for our first category, "Best Listener", we've got NightKev at #1, Ailure at #2, and SX, Kiro and Kuja Killer at a shared third place. Is that right?
It is. That reminds me, aside from clipping off to three places, if the third place has more than three users in it, the whole thing goes. Well then, on to the second category; "Best ROM Hacker
". I'm not at all surprised to see DarhkDaiz
at #1 with a whoppin' nine votes. I mean, this time he did
do something to earn that spot.
Even though Reuben isn't actually released yet.
pokes Kawa in the gut.
Ow! Continuing, we've got Infidelity
on #2 with only five. Congratulations anyway, infidel
. And last, we got Kuja Killer
on third. You'll have to try harder, Kuja, I'm afraid. Your turn, hon.
Next up is "Best Programmer". Very relevant to my interests if you ask me. I too am not surprised to see DarhkDaiz in a massive lead on #1 with six votes, followed by danna and Blackhole at a shared second place with two votes each. At third, there's Scary Long Haired Man and Kiiro with only one vote each.
I wonder where Stark got that vote from.
flips through his cue cards
Ah, another landslide. But this one's not for Daisy. For the "Best Staff Member
" category, we've got KP9000
at #1 with an impressive eleven
votes, followed from afar by Trelior
on second and Blackhole
Woah, eleven votes? Mr. Pea must be pretty bad for the average then. Now, on to the next one; "Best Regular-- hey, danna, guess what?
What is it?
You should know this one - you counted these! You're on first place with nine votes for Best Regular Member! Congratulations!
Oh yeah. That's kinda shweet. And the others? Can't leave them out
Right. Xeruss is on second place with a piddling three votes, and Traffic Light is on third with only two.
Better luck next time, fellas! To continue, we've got the "Best Veteran
" category. Ohooh, it's not a landslide this time but I guess I win again! Stark
is on a shared second place with Blackie
, followed by KP9000
Congratulations, danna! On the next category, "Best Newbie", we have only two resulting places: NightKev on #1, and Ninjablooper, Haz and Kironide on second. That was too easy.
I suppose the average skill and grace of the recent newbie influx is to blame. Okay, to offset that pathethic display, here's the "Best Post Layout
" category. First, we got Boing
on a shared first place with a respectable five votes each, then there's Mega-Mario
, Traffic Light
on second with two votes each, trailed by Blackhole
, Rocketech Productions
That was a lot more winners, there. Okay, my turn. "Best Avatar"... oh, I guess you win again, danna. Congratulations. On a shared second place, there's Blackhole89 and Sukasa.
I like how people comment on which avatar of mine they specifically vote for. Except for one thing: it's called a Crocoduck, people!
Anyway, let's move on. "Funniest
" is another small one-
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
and me at a shared first place, Arbe
on second. Geez, hon, did you really have to do that? Here, have a cue card.
Tee-hee. On "Friendliest", we've got Googie on first place, Marzen on second and Alkerion on third. Well, from what I've heard, Googie deserves this win.
Agreed. He seems quite likable, despite his angry-ish avatar.
No no, like-able. But whatever, let's move o-ooh holy cheezwiz this is insane. "Smartest
" has Black
so far ahead on #1, I'm doubting if it's worth listing the others. But considering the listing so far, I think I will. Black's got eleven
and me have a shared second place with two votes each, trailed by Kironide
at third. Holy mother of phlog...
Here, have a drink. I'll just do "Most Likely to Appear at Random". On first place, there's Gywall and Arbe, followed by Marzen and Jargon at second.
Right. I'll just do "Most Missed" too then. You just sit right there and collect yourself, danna. First of al- oh what EVER! Sukasa at #1 with an insane twelve votes. I think that's a new record. Ziff is at #2 with only three votes and Cirvante is at third...
sits her bum down right next to Kawa and ponders who Ziff is
shakes off the WTF
Eeagh. Okay, I'm cool now. Where were we? Right... "Most Eloquent
". Unsurprisingly, Black
is at #1 again with the slightly more sensible six votes, followed by Stark
at second, and Kiro
at third. Since I just skipped a turn, I'll just move right along to "Most Mysterious
" -- we've got only two winners there: Stark
at #1 and Arbe
at #2. Now, I can imagine Stark, but Arbe doesn't seem that
mysterious to me... though perhaps his troll switch would count...
Here's a really short one: "Most Quirky". You and Paulguy are on the first and only place.
Aww hell naw. Who'd want to share any place with that little-
No feeding the trolls, danna!
- whatevah. You call that short? Here's short. "Most Dependable
Damn, that's short.
That's what SHE said! Hah, payback!
smacks Kawa upside the head with a Paper Fan of Doom
How'd you reach!?
My secret. Moving on to "Most Persuasive", Blackhole wins big with five votes, folowed by Stark on second and Arbe on third. Well, from what I've been through on IRC by Blackhole's hands, he'd have my vote too if I could vote.
A'right. "Most Insane
". Only two places here again, with Arbe
on first, Paul
and Pastepot Pete
What's this mean? "Most Down-to-Earth"?
I'll tell you later. Just read.
Blackhole wins again with three votes, followed by Trelior on second, CTR, DrMario and setz on third.
That was pretty short. Want a freebie?
Yes please. Okay, "Most Likely To Get-- how does that even work? Oh well. Mega-Mario wins a new car with five votes, Paulguy wins a second-hand Pinto with four votes, MapleMario and Stark get to ride a bike.
How creative. I'll just take two then... "Most Likely to Succeed
" has only two winners: Kironide
on first, Black
on second. Not entirely unlike that, "Most Professional
" has Black
on first, KP9000
Y'know what? Have another.
Don't mind if I do, hon. "Most Reclusive
is yet another one with only two winners: Kironide
again on first, Paul
on second. Not reclusive enough
if you ask me.
Okay, my turn. "Most Likely to Become Staff" -- You again, danna! What would you like to be?
I'll be happy being local mod. I mean, I already have admin on ABXD
, so... Anyway, finish it.
Right. On second place is DahrkDaiz... a far second. Say, weren't you local mod before?
I was, back when Acmlm's Board had a Pokémon hacking forum. Good times... I think. Have another.
Cool. "Most Likely to be Severely Beaten with their Own Keyboard"? Sounds harsh, but enjoyable. To some. And it seems we're almost out of cue cards. Anyway, Mega-Mario needs to invest in one of those laser-holo-keyboard-doodads, and Ninjablooper and Trax share their pain on second place.
makes a dismissive gesture
"Most Likely to get Snowed In and Not Even Notice"... who came up with these? Two places, three winners: Kironide on first, apparently because of studying? Trapster and Kitty on second place. I wonder what'd happen if we got snowed in.
I'd tell, but then this show'd lose its PG-13 rating. Anyway, "Most Unpredictable
" has a similar results setup, with Arbe
on first, me and zbyte
I thought you were more unpredictable than that.
Yeah, but we already confirmed that you can't vote. To round this off, here's our last category, "Best Overall
On #1, Super Mario's overalls!
snatches Cynthia's paper fan and whacks her with it
dodges and punches Kawa in the nuts
A-hooooOH! On first -ow- place, there's KP9000 with a nice seven votes... fffffff...
followed by me, Blackhole
on a shared second place.
wipes away a tear
Well, that's about it for the Winter Mosts this year, see you all next time I hope!
Kawa, your humor needs work.____________________
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