Alright peeps! Since I've been... ehem,
awarded the honor of presenting the Winter Mosts 2010 Results, I've been working on this here script since dinner, no thanks to Cynthia.
Hey, you wanted to do this yourself, danna.
Right, so. I've been counting these here votes and before we start, I'd like to mention this one rule where you're not allowed to vote for a single user in more than three categories -- doing the counting by hand makes it a mite difficult to notice when this rule is broken, so I only disregarded those votes where I
did notice.
Looking at these result sheets, it didn't make much of a difference...
You're right, it didn't. Would you like to go first, hon?
Can I? Awsum. Okay, for our first category, "Best Listener", we've got NightKev at #1, Ailure at #2, and SX, Kiro and Kuja Killer at a shared third place. Is that right?
It is. That reminds me, aside from clipping off to three places, if the third place has more than three users in it, the whole thing goes. Well then, on to the second category; "
Best ROM Hacker". I'm not at all surprised to see
DarhkDaiz at #1 with a whoppin' nine votes. I mean, this time he
did do something to earn that spot.
Even though Reuben isn't actually released yet.
* Cynthia pokes Kawa in the gut.
Ow! Continuing, we've got
Infidelity on #2 with only five. Congratulations anyway,
infidel. And last, we got
Kuja Killer on third. You'll have to try harder, Kuja, I'm afraid. Your turn, hon.
Next up is "Best Programmer". Very relevant to my interests if you ask me. I too am not surprised to see DarhkDaiz in a massive lead on #1 with six votes, followed by danna and Blackhole at a shared second place with two votes each. At third, there's Scary Long Haired Man and Kiiro with only one vote each.
I wonder where Stark got that vote from.
* Kawa flips through his cue cards
Ah, another landslide. But this one's not for Daisy. For the "
Best Staff Member" category, we've got
KP9000 at #1 with an impressive
eleven votes, followed from afar by
Trelior on second and
Blackhole at third.
Woah, eleven votes? Mr. Pea must be pretty bad for the average then. Now, on to the next one; "Best Regular-- hey, danna, guess what?
What is it?
You should know this one - you counted these! You're on first place with nine votes for Best Regular Member! Congratulations!
Oh yeah. That's kinda shweet. And the others? Can't leave them out
Right. Xeruss is on second place with a piddling three votes, and Traffic Light is on third with only two.
Better luck next time, fellas! To continue, we've got the "
Best Veteran" category. Ohooh, it's not a landslide this time but I guess I win again!
Stark is on a shared second place with
Blackie, followed by
KP9000 on third.
Congratulations, danna! On the next category, "Best Newbie", we have only two resulting places: NightKev on #1, and Ninjablooper, Haz and Kironide on second. That was too easy.
I suppose the average skill and grace of the recent newbie influx is to blame. Okay, to offset that pathethic display, here's the "
Best Post Layout" category. First, we got
Boing and
KP on a shared first place with a respectable five votes each, then there's
Mega-Mario,
Traffic Light,
GreyMario and
Tyler on second with two votes each, trailed by
Blackhole,
Rocketech Productions and
Rox on third.
That was a lot more winners, there. Okay, my turn. "Best Avatar"... oh, I guess you win again, danna. Congratulations. On a shared second place, there's Blackhole89 and Sukasa.
I like how people comment on which avatar of mine they specifically vote for. Except for one thing:
it's called a Crocoduck, people! Anyway, let's move on. "
Funniest" is another small one-
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
* Kawa facepalms
...
Stark and me at a shared first place,
Arbe,
xpCynic and
DrMario on second. Geez, hon, did you really have to do that? Here, have a cue card.
Tee-hee. On "Friendliest", we've got Googie on first place, Marzen on second and Alkerion on third. Well, from what I've heard, Googie deserves this win.
Agreed. He seems quite likable, despite his angry-ish avatar.
Lickable?
No no, like-able. But whatever, let's move o-ooh holy cheezwiz this is insane. "
Smartest" has
Black so far ahead on #1, I'm doubting if it's worth listing the others. But considering the listing so far, I think I will. Black's got
eleven votes...
Cirvante,
Stark,
Flan and me have a shared second place with two votes each, trailed by
Kironide,
Sukasa and
MathOnNapkins at third. Holy mother of phlog...
Here, have a drink. I'll just do "Most Likely to Appear at Random". On first place, there's Gywall and Arbe, followed by Marzen and Jargon at second.
...glrbl...
Right. I'll just do "Most Missed" too then. You just sit right there and collect yourself, danna. First of al- oh what EVER! Sukasa at #1 with an insane twelve votes. I think that's a new record. Ziff is at #2 with only three votes and Cirvante is at third...
* Cynthia sits her bum down right next to Kawa and ponders who Ziff is
* Kawa shakes off the WTF
Eeagh. Okay, I'm cool now. Where were we? Right... "
Most Eloquent". Unsurprisingly,
Black is at #1 again with the slightly more sensible six votes, followed by
Stark at second, and
Kiro and
GreyMario at third. Since I just skipped a turn, I'll just move right along to "
Most Mysterious" -- we've got only two winners there:
Stark at #1 and
Arbe at #2. Now, I can imagine Stark, but Arbe doesn't seem
that mysterious to me... though perhaps his troll switch would count...
Here's a really short one: "Most Quirky". You and Paulguy are on the first and only place.
Aww hell naw. Who'd want to share any place with that little-
No feeding the trolls, danna!
- whatevah. You call that short? Here's short. "
Most Dependable"?
Trelior, period.
Damn, that's short.
That's what SHE said! Hah,
payback!
* Cynthia smacks Kawa upside the head with a Paper Fan of Doom
How'd you
reach!?
My secret. Moving on to "Most Persuasive", Blackhole wins big with five votes, folowed by Stark on second and Arbe on third. Well, from what I've been through on IRC by Blackhole's hands, he'd have my vote too if I could vote.
A'right. "
Most Insane". Only two places here again, with
Arbe and
KEEEEAAAAL! on first,
Paul and
Pastepot Pete on second.
What's this mean? "Most Down-to-Earth"?
I'll tell you later. Just read.
Blackhole wins again with three votes, followed by Trelior on second, CTR, DrMario and setz on third.
That was pretty short. Want a freebie?
Yes please. Okay, "Most Likely To Get-- how does that even work? Oh well. Mega-Mario wins a new car with five votes, Paulguy wins a second-hand Pinto with four votes, MapleMario and Stark get to ride a bike.
How creative. I'll just take two then... "
Most Likely to Succeed" has only two winners:
Kironide on first,
Black on second. Not entirely unlike that, "
Most Professional" has
Black on first,
KP9000 on second.
Y'know what? Have another.
Don't mind if I do, hon. "
Most Reclusive is yet another one with only two winners:
Kironide again on first,
Paul on second. Not reclusive
enough if you ask me.
Okay, my turn. "Most Likely to Become Staff" -- You again, danna! What would you like to be?
I'll be happy being local mod. I mean, I already have admin on
ABXD , so... Anyway, finish it.
Right. On second place is DahrkDaiz... a far second. Say, weren't you local mod before?
I was, back when Acmlm's Board had a Pokémon hacking forum. Good times... I think. Have another.
Cool. "Most Likely to be Severely Beaten with their Own Keyboard"? Sounds harsh, but enjoyable. To some. And it seems we're almost out of cue cards. Anyway, Mega-Mario needs to invest in one of those laser-holo-keyboard-doodads, and Ninjablooper and Trax share their pain on second place.
* Kawa makes a dismissive gesture
"Most Likely to get Snowed In and Not Even Notice"... who came up with these? Two places, three winners: Kironide on first, apparently because of studying? Trapster and Kitty on second place. I wonder what'd happen if we got snowed in.
I'd tell, but then this show'd lose its PG-13 rating. Anyway, "
Most Unpredictable" has a similar results setup, with
Arbe on first, me and
zbyte on second.
I thought you were more unpredictable than that.
Yeah, but we already confirmed that you can't vote. To round this off, here's our last category, "
Best Overall"!
On #1, Super Mario's overalls!
* Kawa snatches Cynthia's paper fan and whacks her with it
* Cynthia dodges and punches Kawa in the nuts
A-hoo
ooOH! On first -ow- place, there's KP9000 with a nice seven votes... fffffff... followed by me,
Blackhole and
Trelior on a shared second place.
* Kawa wipes away a tear
Well, that's about it for the Winter Mosts this year, see you all next time I hope!
Kawa, your humor needs work.____________________
Wife make lunch - Shampoo
Opera - give it a spin
Spare some of your free time?
<GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered
Kawa rocks 
— byuu
the favicon 
Main
| FAQ
| Uploader
| IRC chat
| Radio
| Memberlist
| Active users
| Latest posts
| Calendar
| Stats
| Online users
| Search
