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Kawa |
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CHIKKN NI A BAAZZKIT!!! 80's Cheerilee is best pony Level: 138 Posts: 2006/5344 EXP: 30875439 Next: 787542 Since: 02-20-07 From: The Netherlands Last post: 4470 days Last view: 2605 days |
Inspired by an IRC conversation and this article, who can spin the best, original apocalypse theory for 2012? I expect something good from people like RomManic and Jargon.
Note that you're not supposed to rehash established theories, nor take submissions seriously. If you were, this wouldn't be in Spatula -- this is all in good fun. ____________________ Wife make lunch - Shampoo Opera - give it a spin Spare some of your free time? <GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered Kawa rocks — byuu |
justjake274 |
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Nipper Plant Level: 44 Posts: 289/400 EXP: 594872 Next: 16413 Since: 02-07-09 From: The core Last post: 5290 days Last view: 5265 days |
Original post deleted ____________________ I'm not gonna be here much anymore. So yeah, go and celebrate. |
setz |
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Spike fuck~ Level: 58 Posts: 679/722 EXP: 1533453 Next: 44093 Since: 02-19-07 From: Pittsburgh, PA Last post: 5262 days Last view: 2549 days |
"ship happens" ____________________ |
RT-55J |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 1229/1562 EXP: 4878227 Next: 114622 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 285 days Last view: 27 days |
All of this 2012 apocalypse theories are part of a conspiracy to cause enough social unrest in 2012 to end the world as we know it. |
Bukkarooo |
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Fuzzy Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins... Level: 59 Posts: 459/778 EXP: 1630314 Next: 42814 Since: 10-15-08 From: Florida Last post: 5155 days Last view: 4923 days |
Dr. Hell |
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Lakitu Level: 52 Posts: 495/552 EXP: 1024173 Next: 59667 Since: 03-02-07 From: Pittsburgh, PA Last post: 5006 days Last view: 4963 days |
Posted by Kawa Just a reminder to everyone who seems to have missed the point... Okay, so according to a new secret code found in the bible on February 14th 2012 a meteor will pass just by Earth. It won't make contact with the planet, but it will come close enough that it will enter orbit around it. The new object in orbit will cause massive tidal waves, covering a large portion of the planet and destroying nearly anything in it's path. This won't fully end all of humanity though. In the coming year all of the bodies washed up by the flood will begin spreading disease through the world. It will start off spreading things like AIDS and the plague, you know, like the original plague. The human race, crawling with disease, hunger, and desperation will start dropping like flies. More diseases will continue to spread and grow until it gets to the point where they become parasitic. This new breed of parasitic disease will essentially render the host body into a mindless animal roving the planet looking to eat anything in it's path. Seeing how by now regular parasites will also be rampant, The Hunger will never be able to be fulfilled. So these diseased people will continue to eat until they are killed by other diseases or if someone is defending themselves from the infected. Eventually the whole world will be either consumed by disease, or consumed by the diseased. |
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Spiny I've had enough of your garbage. Get out. Level: 53 Posts: 546/578 EXP: 1098399 Next: 58720 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5352 days Last view: 4272 days |
Some cool looking people will come down and tell you how to rise from your body, how the 4 elements work, etc. The anti-christ will hate this but meh, people like to play games so this would probably be the time to play this one. Jesus will come around that time, tell the world what the scoop is, play his cards and leave until they turn the river
MEANWHILE God is dying because all of his children are becoming more comfortable in justifying hatred for another person, casting shadows in his light. Seeing as Love is the only answer available to man at that point, people begin to embrace neutrality by accepting both Christ and Anti-christ and then for 1000 years peace is propagated throughout the universe because the only way to restart a dying heart is for a burst of electricity to jump start it back into action. MEANWHILE The Anti-Christ is sitting on the dark throne, because now he is the backbone to the darkness. He makes the things in the dark, AKA your dark intentions come to life because he sees nothing wrong with loving anything. MEANWHILE The dark brotherhood, once thinking they were strong along with the illuminati slowly hide in existence, wondering whether they're gonna survive, being the bearers of wisdom on Earth at one point. After humanity learned all they needed from them, they were fine with not hating them anymore, just left them to rot. 1000 YEARS LATER The Anti-Christ, now the beast, learns to love his own hatred, and begins to love what he hates by killing humans, now knowing their darkest secrets. He gives life to those dark ideas them by enacting actions based on them, mixed with love. The 7th cycle is about to be complete and the "rest" is almost over. The resulting catastrophe will be catastrophic, but now that the mission is over, light can shine through. All the sins have been washed away by the fire of life, and now the journey to the source can begin. The end. |
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Hats Steam Board2 group Level: 121 Posts: 3401/3965 EXP: 19734746 Next: 321950 Since: 02-19-07 From: Sweden, Skåne Last post: 3273 days Last view: 2024 days |
Internet goes down.
After a week the whole world is in chaos as young adults and teenagers are without their porn fix. ____________________ AIM: gamefreak1337, MSN: Emil_sim@spray.se, XMPP: ailure@xmpp.kafuka.org
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Kawa |
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CHIKKN NI A BAAZZKIT!!! 80's Cheerilee is best pony Level: 138 Posts: 2013/5344 EXP: 30875439 Next: 787542 Since: 02-20-07 From: The Netherlands Last post: 4470 days Last view: 2605 days |
The cat wins the thread. ____________________ Wife make lunch - Shampoo Opera - give it a spin Spare some of your free time? <GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered Kawa rocks — byuu |
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Giant Koopa I might be alive, but chances are that's not the case. Level: 73 Posts: 529/1273 EXP: 3412277 Next: 73591 Since: 10-15-08 From: Lulzerland Last post: 4560 days Last view: 4466 days |
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RT-55J |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 1234/1562 EXP: 4878227 Next: 114622 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 285 days Last view: 27 days |
Virtual reality will become cheaper than dating. |
CKY-9K |
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Pokey Level: 57 Posts: 564/693 EXP: 1427193 Next: 58735 Since: 06-27-07 From: cKy Last post: 182 days Last view: 90 days |
Music will get more worse and more worse over the years, eventually leading to what dog shit would sound like if it was converted into soundwaves, causing people to go deaf and mass suicide will take place. ____________________ |
Trax |
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Yellow Stalfos Level: 71 Posts: 840/1145 EXP: 3028834 Next: 138280 Since: 07-06-07 From: Québec Last post: 3598 days Last view: 2850 days |
Many societies, some extinct today, predicted the end of times in 2012...
Thus, time will stop... Fin... |
RomManic |
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Spiny I've had enough of your garbage. Get out. Level: 53 Posts: 548/578 EXP: 1098399 Next: 58720 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5352 days Last view: 4272 days |
justjake274 |
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Nipper Plant Level: 44 Posts: 305/400 EXP: 594872 Next: 16413 Since: 02-07-09 From: The core Last post: 5290 days Last view: 5265 days |
Posted by RomManic Broken images shall take over. ____________________ I'm not gonna be here much anymore. So yeah, go and celebrate. |
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Red Cheep-cheep Level: 33 Posts: 78/207 EXP: 222830 Next: 6349 Since: 11-30-08 From: Tokyo Last post: 3552 days Last view: 2451 days |
On the eve of December 21, 2012, I shall seize power and establish myself as rightful God of this world of men. As the beacon light and truth leading humanity forth into a new future, I shall purge this world of its inconsistencies and errors! All shall revere me as their one God! |
Dr. Hell |
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Lakitu Level: 52 Posts: 497/552 EXP: 1024173 Next: 59667 Since: 03-02-07 From: Pittsburgh, PA Last post: 5006 days Last view: 4963 days |
OH NOES! We shall be forever ruled by Kironide and his army of Mathletes! |
Kironide |
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Red Cheep-cheep Level: 33 Posts: 81/207 EXP: 222830 Next: 6349 Since: 11-30-08 From: Tokyo Last post: 3552 days Last view: 2451 days |
Keikaku doori. |
ultimatepower22 |
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Ninji Level: 36 Posts: 221/248 EXP: 289146 Next: 18964 Since: 03-27-09 From: Fraxian Academy, Quadrant Omega-4 Last post: 5298 days Last view: 5235 days |
One instant after midnight on Dec. 20, 2012 (aka the instant it becomes Dec. 21, 2012), I shall regain my full power.
The stars shall be blocked out for eternity by my infinite power, the moon shattered, galaxies split, and the universe destroyed in a few short minutes. And all of you shall remain trapped in the nondimensional void where the universe once existed...trapped, for eternity. ____________________ |
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Koopa Level: 25 Posts: 77/104 EXP: 82945 Next: 6675 Since: 07-01-07 From: Around And Back Last post: 5375 days Last view: 5164 days |
I too have a guess...
Martions will invade Pluto during late 2011 there they will steal plutonian Woman and porn In order to power thier deadlyest wepon the dehydrator once they steal all of these things they will then Invade Earth secretly stealing all the booze and alchol. finnally around the end of august they will liquify all they have stolen and use everylast drop of it to power the dehydrator which once activated causes all the water to become dry and flaky like my scalp. once this occurs all lifeforms will die out unless they become dependent on something other than water. they will find that drinking soda will work fine. once learning this. by late 2012 the entire universe explodes for no reason and everyone dies. The End ____________________ Currently Working On A Website Project Called Club Chaotic Looking For Supporters For My Website Project Club Chaotic. Currently Looking For Coders For Club Chaotic. I'm Thinking PHP myself. |
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