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Koitenshin -∞

Posted on 04-09-07 08:22 PM

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Sonicandfails must really need to get laid or something.

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Kailieann

Posted on 04-10-07 05:02 AM

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Not IRC, but meh.

Kailieann: I named Link 'Tally ho'
Neko: ....why?
Kailieann: Why not?

Noone understands my genius

Drag

Posted on 04-10-07 06:20 AM (rev. 2 of 04-10-07 06:20 AM)

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Posted by Tanks
Drag> Question
Drag> Someone just threw away a dominos pizza box with half of a pepperoni pizza in it
Drag> Should I take it?
DahrkDaiz> i sit in the trash?
DahrkDaiz> is it*
Tanks> XD

Yeah, I went to go throw something away, and I noticed a dominos pizza box in the trash can, on top of all the trash, with half of an entire medium pepperoni pizza still in it. There was also a box of garlic bread sticks there too. The label on the box said it was ordered just two hours before I found it. There was nothing wrong with it, and the food itself wasn't touching the trash, it was inside the box, so I just took it.

I ate it too, there was nothing wrong with it at all. The people around here throw away perfectly good food a lot, this isn't the first time it's happened, but it's the first time I ever actually took food from the trash.

Hey, free pizza. It saves money!

Edit: I took the pizza and the garlic bread sticks, I didn't take the boxes.

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setz

Posted on 04-10-07 06:21 AM

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Spike
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Posted by Drag
Posted by Tanks
Drag> Question
Drag> Someone just threw away a dominos pizza box with half of a pepperoni pizza in it
Drag> Should I take it?
DahrkDaiz> i sit in the trash?
DahrkDaiz> is it*
Tanks> XD

Yeah, I went to go throw something away, and I noticed a dominos pizza box in the trash can, on top of all the trash, with half of an entire medium pepperoni pizza still in it. There was also a box of garlic bread sticks there too. The label on the box said it was ordered just two hours before I found it. There was nothing wrong with it, and the food itself wasn't touching the trash, it was inside the box, so I just took it. I ate it too, there was nothing wrong with it at all. The people around here throw away perfectly good food a lot, this isn't the first time it's happened, but it's the first time I ever actually took food from the trash. Hey, free pizza. It saves money!

Edit: I took the pizza and the garlic bread sticks, I didn't take the boxes.

damn straight.

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Ninetales

Posted on 04-11-07 04:40 AM

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[06:57:01] <BMF54123> Small biscuit - smaller than a golf ball and only half as tasty. Restores 1 HP.
[06:57:52] <BMF54123> Medium biscuit - found on sale at a dollar store. A little stale, but palatable. Restores 10 HP.
[06:58:23] <laptuna> Supreme Taco - Tastes great, even late. +25 HP, +Fire ATK
[06:58:48] <BMF54123> Large biscuit - just like Mom used to make!...or so the packaging says. Restores 50 HP.
[06:59:18] <BMF54123> Welcome to #rpgmacking!
[06:59:35] <laptuna> Shredder - Great for paper and turtles, bad for ties.
[06:59:40] <Smallhacker>

[07:00:14] <BMF54123> Withered biscuit - left in the microwave a little too long. Mmm, chewy! Restores 2 HP.
[07:00:43] <laptuna> Leftover Pizza - Mm, cardboard never tasted so great! +2 HP.
[07:01:18] <BMF54123> Cold pizza - not so hot anymore, but still passable as a late-night snack. Restores 5 HP.
[07:01:44] <Smallhacker> Someone should make a board RPG system... *Hint hint*
[07:01:55] <laptuna> Potato - Put it in the microwave for a few minutes! +1 Gnarly Bonus
[07:02:21] <BMF54123> Reheated pizza - just as hot as it was last night, yet strangely, only half as tasty. Restores 10HP.
[07:02:55] <Smallhacker> Smallhacker - Kickban for endless fun! Restores 1060 FP. (Fun Points)
[07:03:33] <BMF54123> Tweezers - for the picky person in a pinch. +1 DEF.
[07:03:34] <Smallhacker> Hey! I have the best idea ever!
[07:03:49] <Smallhacker> Is there any Final Fantasy hackers here?
[07:03:55] <BMF54123> No.
[07:04:19] <Smallhacker> Hacking an RPG into a AB game = omgpwn
[07:04:27] <Ninetales> You know, I wish the descriptions for items in Katty's Pit of 100 Trials were this hilarious

[07:04:50] <BMF54123> Final Fantasy cartridge - doesn't hold savegames anymore, but you can sell it to the kid down the street for a cool $5.
[07:05:28] <BMF54123> Fish taco - some things were never meant to be combined! -2 HP.
[07:05:55] <laptuna> Giant tuna - Smack someone with it for psycological damage!
[07:06:56] <laptuna> MINUS-B - Revives a fallen party member!
[07:11:13] <BMF54123> Broken light bulb - You can cut things with it, but really, why not use a knife? +1 ATK.
[07:11:38] <Smallhacker> Someone should totally make an RPG out of this...
[07:14:16] <r0xahris> bwahaha
[07:14:31] <laptuna> Light bulb - Plug it into a potato and hold it over your head. +3 INT.
[07:14:56] * r0xahris opens firefox to buy it.
[07:15:08] <BMF54123> Warm soda - not too refreshing, but still good for belching. +3 HP.
[07:15:22] <r0xahris> That too.
[07:16:04] <BMF54123> Flat soda - like cough syrup, only without the health benefits. -3 HP.
[07:17:26] <BMF54123> Mystery vegetable - it's been sitting in the crisper for a month. Where did it come from? +/-5 HP.
[07:17:31] <r0xahris> Hey, wheres the potato... =(
[07:18:35] <laptuna> Giant Foam Hand - Proclaim your true fanboyisms! +1 Pride!
[07:18:38] <Ninetales> Fish - Place in mouth. +10 FP (fad points).
[07:18:58] <r0xahris> fiiiiish
[07:18:58] <Smallhacker> Smallhacker - Kickban for endless fun! Restores 1060 FP. (Fun Points)
[07:19:32] <r0xahris> I want one.
[07:19:35] <Ninetales> You did that one already
[07:19:56] <BMF54123> Broken Xbox - good for causing blunt force trauma, but try not to strain yourself. +15 ATK, -5 INT.
[07:20:06] <Smallhacker> OMG idea stolen from myself and some other guy. "Acmlm's Board: The RPGMaker Game"
[07:20:21] <r0xahris> Broken Xbox + Light Bulb = hmm
[07:20:39] <r0xahris> Someone should make a Acmlm MMO
[07:20:51] <Smallhacker> Early Xbox - Good for overheating and burning down your house. -100000000 cash
[07:21:26] <Smallhacker> Acmlm MMO? Interesting idea...
[07:21:32] <BMF54123> Nintendo 64 controller - claw-like design makes an excellent grappling hook AND weapon! +5 ATK.
[07:21:42] <Smallhacker>

[07:22:07] <r0xahris> lol Grappling Hook controller
[07:22:14] <Smallhacker> ...or we'll just force Xk and Acmlm into finishing the RPG system...
[07:22:20] <r0xahris> oyes
[07:22:54] <Ninetales> That hasn't been touched since "Steel-toed Flip-flops"

[07:23:38] <BMF54123> Dryer lint - the souls of a thousand rare concert T-shirts compressed into a fluffy little package. $10.
[07:23:38] <Smallhacker> I've gotta go. Keep me updated through a telepatic link, k?
[07:24:11] <laptuna> Towel - Get it wet and you can whack people with it! +2 ATK.
[07:24:27] <Smallhacker> /quit
[07:24:32] <Smallhacker> ...what the?
[07:24:33] <Smallhacker> ...what the?
[07:24:34] <Smallhacker> /quit
[07:24:34] <r0xahris> XD
[07:24:36] <Smallhacker> /quit
[07:24:37] <Smallhacker> /quit
[07:24:37] <Smallhacker> /quit
[07:24:37] <Smallhacker> /quit
[07:24:38] <Smallhacker> /quit
[07:24:39] <Smallhacker> /quit
[07:24:40] * laptuna sets mode: +b *!~donot@i69z6cm5.cable.soderhamn-net.com
[07:24:40] * Smallhacker was kicked by laptuna (kick+b)
[07:24:40] <BMF54123> .....
[07:24:42] <r0xahris> lol
[07:25:18] * laptuna sets mode: -b *!~donot@i69z6cm5.cable.soderhamn-net.com
[07:25:21] <r0xahris> /me /me /me
[07:25:44] <BMF54123> Happy face keychain - can be used to frighten shopkeepers into lowering their prices...sometimes.
[07:25:57] <r0xahris> I waaaaant it! =(
[07:26:09] <laptuna> Llama - Gaurenteed to bring drama wherever you go!
[07:26:37] <r0xahris> "Gaurenteed"?
[07:26:42] <laptuna> Shut up.
[07:26:55] <r0xahris> =(
[07:26:59] <BMF54123> n00b - not quite ripe yet. Feed them to the enemies.
[07:27:05] <r0xahris> yummy
[07:27:15] <laptuna> Diet Soda - Gives you enough bad gas to kill a small army. +100 ATK for three turns!
[07:27:28] <r0xahris> Mmm.
[07:28:17] <r0xahris> Brainstone - Lets you use "Psychokinetic" attacks.
[07:29:01] <r0xahris> "Lag: 1.9 seconds" =O
[07:29:08] <BMF54123> Chocolate milk - nectar of the gods! Also a great source of thick, creamy loogies. +12 ATK.
[07:29:23] <r0xahris> droooool
[07:30:26] <BMF54123> Cracked Limp Bizkit CD - sliiicing throooough your skiiiiin... +20 ATK.
[07:31:01] <laptuna> Acmlm - Creates confusion by making everyone wonder just what it really means!
[07:31:46] <BMF54123> Mystery J-pop CD - HAPPY HAPPY FUN HEAD EXPLOSION TIME! +50 ATK.
[07:31:56] <r0xahris> Staff of +O - The ultimate weapon, now availible for use outside of IRC! +(INT x STR / DEF) ATK
[07:32:49] <r0xahris> AFK47 - KIIIIILLL! ATK +15 INT -5
[07:32:54] <BMF54123> Staff of Staff - reveals hidden rooms.
[07:33:40] <r0xahris> I want it.
[07:34:06] <laptuna> Butter - Worth 2k monies and eats communism. 200% damage against fatties!
[07:34:10] <BMF54123> Butter - can be used like cash at certain villages.
[07:34:12] <r0xahris> XD
[07:34:45] <r0xahris> DUR BUTTER - Causes massive COMMUNISM DAMAGE!
[07:36:04] <Ninetales> So you've got butter, and you've got biscuits...
[07:36:15] <Ninetales> But what about a buttery biscuit?
[07:37:00] <r0xahris> BUTTERED BISCUITS - Stolen from BMF's own private stash.
[07:37:19] <laptuna> Mountain Dew - It's like nitro for your car, but it's for you instead! +50% to all stats!
[07:37:38] <BMF54123> Bio Force Ape cartridge - Distracts larger enemies for a short time. Light fuse and get away.
[07:38:40] <r0xahris> Zelda 3 proto rom - The ultimate puzzle creator! Makes confusing puzzles that make it unobtainable! (Almost?)
[07:38:48] <laptuna> Skype - Not even an inn will cure this kind of insomnia.
[07:39:35] <BMF54123> Nintendo World Championships cartridge - worth 2K monies. Gold variety is much rarer, but can be traded for literally any item.
[07:40:42] <r0xahris> Mother 3 translation - The one thing that many people will kill for! Beware of Earthbound fans! O_o
[07:40:45] <laptuna> Ban Hammer - Debug test item
[07:40:56] * r0xahris wants is
[07:41:01] <r0xahris> wants it
[07:43:24] <r0xahris> Spacetoneer - Japanese version of the "Phase Distorter". Can warp anywhere, including the past, with some Meteornium.
[07:45:59] <laptuna> Gas-X - BMF's worst nightmare.
[07:46:05] <r0xahris> Eatable COMMUNISM - Can be used to make someone "EAT COMMUNISM"
[07:46:54] <BMF54123> Faulty PSU - Can be us-- Can be us-- Can be us-- [fatal error]
[07:47:06] <r0xahris> BS Zelda 2 beta - Deep down, many people want it baadly. Do you?
[07:48:14] <laptuna> Stopwatch - Who needs silly turns when you have a digital timer? +100% AGI
[07:48:33] <BMF54123> Box of Legos - toss under an enemy's feet for MASSIVE DAMAGE!
[07:48:37] <r0xahris> AGI?
[07:48:45] <laptuna> AGI, you dork
[07:48:57] <r0xahris> NO U
[07:49:08] <r0xahris> What AGI?
[07:49:18] <cpubasic13> Agility
[07:49:30] <cpubasic13> And I really am going to need the logs on this one
[07:49:31] <laptuna> This Game - Toss at an enemy to create an infinite recursion paradox, destroying the universe. Oops.
[07:49:37] <r0xahris> Oh. So, not AGI AGI.
[07:50:03] <BMF54123> PSP - an unreliable projectile weapon. Ammunition is pricey. +10 ATK.
[07:50:35] <laptuna> Portable TV - Turn on for an instant blizzard!
[07:50:58] <r0xahris> Custom PSP - Good for something. Can make people appy with homebrew! =D
[07:51:18] <laptuna> Clue - You need one. Badly. +1 INT
[07:51:30] <r0xahris> I'll take it!
[07:51:52] <Ninetales> Oh jeez, Xk, I have one of those
[07:51:58] <laptuna> =D
[07:52:00] <Ninetales> Portable TV, not a clue
[07:52:04] <Ninetales> ER
[07:52:10] <Ninetales> Well
[07:52:24] <Ninetales> With the hole I'm digging for myself that's probably right

[07:52:48] <laptuna> Burrito - Eat it and let 'er rip! (10 HP, +50% Fire)
[07:53:01] <r0xahris> I burped.
[07:53:05] <BMF54123> Reset button - restarts a battle from the beginning any number of times, but also resets all your stats!
[07:54:03] <laptuna> Ball and Chain - Really heavy, but comes complete with your very own wife!
[07:54:16] <r0xahris> Burrito with the LOT - Comes with matches. OHSHI- (+20HP, 60% Fire, -10Def)
[07:54:39] <laptuna> Boat Anchor - Can also occasionall be used as an iMac. -5 INT...
[07:55:39] <laptuna> Jesus - It's Jesus, lol.
[07:55:58] <BMF54123> Wii - you lucky bastard. +50 LCK.
[07:56:13] <laptuna> Power Glove - Now you're playing with power! +50 ATK
[07:56:32] <r0xahris> kthxcruisemissile - WTF? (+100 ATK, -30 INT)
[07:56:39] * r0xahris has a Wii.
[07:56:41] <r0xahris> =D
[07:56:41] <cpubasic13> PS3 - Hey, $600 paperweight!
[07:57:00] <r0xahris> SMAAAASH PS3!
[07:57:13] * r0xahris SMAAAAASHes the PS3
[07:57:25] <blackhole89> XBOX - HUEG (+100 ATK, -100 SPD)
[07:58:34] <BMF54123> Moldy orange - so THAT'S what fell behind the fridge last month! +1 ATK.
[07:59:14] <r0xahris> Broked Gamecube - Take hold of the handle... smash it in his face!
[07:59:24] <r0xahris> Err... not yours.
[07:59:28] <r0xahris> =(
[07:59:58] <BMF54123> Pooper scooper - beat the crap out of your foes, but please make sure you clean up afterwards. +20 ATK.
[08:00:03] <laptuna> SPAM - Nobody knows what's in it, but getting hit in the face with it is a surefire way to get pissed off! (Causes "berserk" on enemy)
[08:00:41] <r0xahris> OMGbeefcaek - what (+confusion to all)
[08:01:05] <laptuna> Lucky Cat - Throw this stuffed thing at any human enemy and watch as they become hopelessly addicted to pawing and playing with it!
[08:02:15] <r0xahris> Mr. Saturn - So cute! So cuddly! So easy to throw at your enemies! ZOOM.
[08:02:22] <laptuna> boing

[08:03:08] <laptuna> BMF - Makes a great mop! +1 bruised ego (his)
[08:03:10] <r0xahris> SSBM ftw
[08:03:16] <BMF54123> Tina doll - distract all male foes for an entire battle. Causes random SLASH damage.
[08:03:22] <r0xahris> EarthBound ftw
[08:03:41] <cpubasic13> Tuna - Is it the fish?
[08:03:53] <BMF54123> tuna - Makes a great doorstop!
[08:04:40] <blackhole89> Lucky Cat - Throw this stuffed thing at any human enemy and watch as they become hopelessly addicted to pawing and playing with it! Puts the target into "busy with some creepy stuff" status for 60 seconds. (If target is furry, the effect is doubled) <-- updated
[08:04:47] <laptuna> Box of Crusty Cereal - The expiration date is in the negatives. Get poisoned when eaten!
[08:04:58] <BMF54123> Artificial fish flavoring - where do you even BUY this stuff? -5 HP.
[08:05:23] <r0xahris> Bucket of tuna - Known as many things; tuna, PKhack community, fish.
[08:06:04] <laptuna> Team Funpic - Summon these failures and watch their pathetic attacks on the enemies. Great for laughs from both sides!
[08:06:33] <BMF54123> Mexican candy - banned by the FDA. Kill one random opponent in battle.
[08:06:52] <r0xahris> Goomba - Hours of fun! Stomp it... and watch it respawn!
[08:07:29] <r0xahris> Red Shell - Follows edges, and people in cars.
[08:08:03] <laptuna> Teleporner - Instantly transform 1 human enemy into a hawt ally. Oh boy!
[08:08:39] <BMF54123> Boost Mobile phone - WHERE YOU AT? -25 INT.
[08:09:54] <r0xahris> Rule #34 - Pushes the enemy into the alternate dimension where everything is hentai/porn.
[08:09:54] <laptuna> Sirius Radio reciever - Serious business, this is. +5 INT
[08:09:55] <Ninetales> http://vuplix.merseine.nu:2/images/whatyouask.PNG
[08:10:06] <cpubasic13> haha
[08:10:08] <r0xahris> XD
[08:10:14] <laptuna> Ninetales: what is it?
[08:10:17] <laptuna> (that's broken)
[08:10:25] <r0xahris> WHAY YOU SAY?
[08:10:28] <cpubasic13> What you ask?
[08:10:32] <Ninetales> "What you ask?"
[08:10:32] <laptuna> is that the online one?
[08:10:33] <r0xahris> WHAT YOU SAY
[08:10:44] <Ninetales> Yeah, that's the "Magical 8ball"
[08:10:53] <Ninetales> The one in the online commands
[08:12:15] <BMF54123> Broken floppy - contains essay "My Rectal Surgery". +50 ATK, -25 CON.
[08:12:33] <laptuna> there, refresh the command list 8(
[08:13:07] <Ninetales> XD
[08:14:36] <BMF54123> Sleep - one of the best things in the world. Restores all HP.
[08:14:42] * BMF54123 uses Sleep
[08:14:53] <BMF54123> G'night.
[08:14:59] <Ninetales> Nighty
[08:15:07] <r0xahris> 'night to you
[08:15:44] <r0xahris> Aieeeee! a
[08:15:55] <cpubasic13> Side effect of sleep: really weird dreams.
[08:16:04] <r0xahris> lol

Koitenshin -∞

Posted on 04-11-07 04:49 AM

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This is really making me want to come back to IRC. =/

But someone really should finish the Board RPG system.

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Sonicandfails

Posted on 04-12-07 05:40 AM

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I have...many things on my mind as of late...
Sex is one of them. Also being one of the things I STILL have not got, due to overweight/hygiene.

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I miss post headers more.

Bloodstar

Posted on 04-12-07 09:29 AM

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[+Bloodstar] burp
* @laptuna farts
[@laptuna] good god I am gassy lately

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Koitenshin -∞

Posted on 04-12-07 08:01 PM (rev. 2 of 04-12-07 09:54 PM)

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Thursday 13:00:15pm] (Kurisutofaa) I hate having a small keyboard with such big hands.
[Thursday 13:00:25pm] (Smallhacker) Your keyboard has hands?
[Thursday 13:00:42pm] (Kurisutofaa) why yes it does, it likes to touch itself. XD
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Thexare Blademoon

Posted on 04-12-07 09:50 PM

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Posted by Koitenshin +∞
Thursday 13:00:15pm] <Kurisutofaa> I hate having a small keyboard with such big hands.
[Thursday 13:00:25pm] <Smallhacker> Your keyboard has hands?
[Thursday 13:00:42pm] <Kurisutofaa> why yes it does, it likes to touch itself. XD
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You're doing it wrong.

Koitenshin -∞

Posted on 04-12-07 09:52 PM

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That's how I've set up my IRC program. So I'm not doing it wrong. Define wrong as well. Since wrong is a matter of opinion.

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Kernal

Posted on 04-12-07 09:52 PM

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Gone
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That is why there should be an option to disable HTML in a post.

Koitenshin -∞

Posted on 04-12-07 09:53 PM (rev. 2 of 04-12-07 09:55 PM)

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oh crap, I forgot about disabling html.

Okay I fixed my post. Sorry about that. I completely forgot about the board's hiccups.

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Bloodstar

Posted on 04-13-07 03:22 AM

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Red Cheep-cheep
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21:21:30 PM | [+Kles] there's more land before time porn than I expected there to be

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Posted on 04-13-07 06:15 AM (rev. 3 of 04-13-07 09:29 AM)

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[Thursday 23:12:48pm] Yoronosuku hey tina ;(
[Thursday 23:12:50pm] Yoronosuku eat me ;(
[Thursday 23:12:59pm] Tina No.
[Thursday 23:13:04pm] Tanks --«
[Thursday 23:13:05pm] Yoronosuku D8
[Thursday 23:13:05pm] mistah_j whoa is it juts me or is elin not hot at all
[Thursday 23:13:09pm] [Thursday 23:13:15pm] Kurisutofaa !2na 8ball Does Yoro taste like pancakes?
[Thursday 23:13:15pm] mistah_j MAN THE HARPOONS
[Thursday 23:13:15pm] Sonicandfails lololol
[Thursday 23:13:17pm] Tina most definitely
[Thursday 23:13:19pm] Kurisutofaa

[Thursday 23:13:22pm] Tanks i gost another idea
[Thursday 23:13:24pm] Yoronosuku mistah_j: there's bbw.
[Thursday 23:13:25pm] Tanks brb
[Thursday 23:13:26pm] Yoronosuku and then there's elin
[Thursday 23:13:38pm] Kurisutofaa Yoro tastes like pancakes XD
[Thursday 23:13:45pm] Dragoshi Heh
[Thursday 23:13:46pm] |<-- HammerGuy has left irc.esper.net (Quit: Leaving)
[Thursday 23:13:50pm] Yoronosuku damn right ;(
[Thursday 23:13:53pm] mistah_j i don't even known what bbw means
[Thursday 23:14:00pm] * Dragoshi readies a fork.

Here is another one that just happened.

[Friday 02:21:50am] (roxahris) ...theres my preparation.
[Friday 02:22:06am] * BOMB sets the timer!
[Friday 02:22:08am] =-= BOMB was booted from #rohmacking by Aiya (You've been set up!)
[Friday 02:22:19am] (roxahris) SHIT
[Friday 02:22:21am] (Aiya) Or shut up.
[Friday 02:22:23am] (Sadistic_Bastard) lol
[Friday 02:22:24am] (Aiya) either works. :x
[Friday 02:22:35am] * Sadistic_Bastard congratulates roxahris.
[Friday 02:22:41am] (Sadistic_Bastard) Someone set up you the bomb. XD
[Friday 02:22:46am] (roxahris) =(
[Friday 02:22:48am] (Aiya)

[Friday 02:22:52am] --)| BOMB (~pie@220-245-78-104.free.tpgi.com.au) has joined #rohmacking
[Friday 02:22:53am] =-= Mode #rohmacking +v BOMB by tuna
[Friday 02:22:58am] * BOMB EXPLODES
[Friday 02:22:59am] =-= BOMB was booted from #rohmacking by Aiya (Nope!)
[Friday 02:23:02am] (Sadistic_Bastard) lol
[Friday 02:23:08am] (roxahris) onos
[Friday 02:23:17am] (roxahris) darn
[Friday 02:23:30am] * Sadistic_Bastard can't stop laughing.
[Friday 02:23:44am] --)| BOMB (~pie@220-245-78-104.free.tpgi.com.au) has joined #rohmacking
[Friday 02:23:44am] =-= Mode #rohmacking +v BOMB by tuna
[Friday 02:23:48am] * BOMB is here
[Friday 02:23:49am] =-= BOMB was booted from #rohmacking by Aiya (Never!)
[Friday 02:24:00am] (roxahris) My bomb!
[Friday 02:24:12am] (Sadistic_Bastard) lol
[Friday 02:24:16am] --)| BOMB (~pie@220-245-78-104.free.tpgi.com.au) has joined #rohmacking
[Friday 02:24:16am] =-= Mode #rohmacking +v BOMB by tuna
[Friday 02:24:18am] * BOMB fizzles
[Friday 02:24:20am] =-= BOMB was booted from #rohmacking by Aiya (Rawr)
[Friday 02:24:21am] (roxahris) ...
[Friday 02:24:29am] (Aiya) Seriously one isn't enough for you?

[Friday 02:24:32am] (Sadistic_Bastard) This is definitely going into IRC quotes thread.
[Friday 02:24:50am] (Aiya) :x
[Friday 02:24:51am] --)| BOMB (~pie@220-245-78-104.free.tpgi.com.au) has joined #rohmacking
[Friday 02:24:51am] =-= Mode #rohmacking +v BOMB by tuna
[Friday 02:24:56am] =-= BOMB was booted from #rohmacking by Aiya (Sigh!)
[Friday 02:24:57am] (theclaw) stupid disconnecting racers.
[Friday 02:25:04am] (roxahris) Aww.
[Friday 02:25:07am] (Sadistic_Bastard) XD
[Friday 02:25:20am] --)| BOMB (~pie@220-245-78-104.free.tpgi.com.au) has joined #rohmacking
[Friday 02:25:21am] =-= Mode #rohmacking +v BOMB by tuna
[Friday 02:25:21am] * BOMB is about to be kicked
[Friday 02:25:26am] (Aiya) indeed.
[Friday 02:25:32am] * BOMB is about to be kicked?
[Friday 02:25:33am] =-= BOMB was booted from #rohmacking by Aiya (Baaaaananas.)
[Friday 02:25:41am] (roxahris) =(
[Friday 02:25:41am] (theclaw) settle down
[Friday 02:25:43am] (Aiya) BANana.
[Friday 02:25:43am] (Sadistic_Bastard) lmao
[Friday 02:25:44am] (roxahris) brb food
[Friday 02:25:58am] (Aiya) Thar be a hint. :x

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Posted on 04-15-07 10:10 AM

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Yes I am double posting. So sue me.

[Sunday 03:05:23am] (Koitenshin) Here's johhny!
[Sunday 03:05:28am] (Koitenshin) doh, typo
[Sunday 03:05:35am] (Xkeeper) YOU
[Sunday 03:05:37am] (Xkeeper) FAIL
[Sunday 03:05:37am] (Koitenshin) ?
[Sunday 03:05:54am] =-= User mode for Koitenshin is now -r
[Sunday 03:05:54am] =-= YOU are now known as KoitenshinandFails
[Sunday 03:06:00am] (KoitenshinandFails)

[Sunday 03:06:01am] * Ninetales sets mode: +F Koitenshin
[Sunday 03:06:05am] (KoitenshinandFails) I tried
[Sunday 03:06:28am] (KoitenshinandFails) But now that I've linked my nicks is that it?
[Sunday 03:06:33am] (theclaw) What does +F do?
[Sunday 03:06:39am] =-= Mode #rohmacking +b *!~theclaw13@c-24-22-255-96.hsd1.mn.comcast.net by Xkeeper
[Sunday 03:06:40am] =-= theclaw was booted from #rohmacking by Xkeeper (kick+b)

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Kawa

Posted on 04-15-07 06:24 PM

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CHIKKN NI A BAAZZKIT!!!
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Unlocking for Koit.

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<GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered
Kawa rocks

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Posted on 04-15-07 06:25 PM (rev. 3 of 04-15-07 08:13 PM)

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Kawa is secretly Chuck Norris.

Kawa yawns loudly
[Sunday 11:15:09am] (Koitenshin) !2na 8ball Are we all bored?
[Sunday 11:15:11am] (Tina) absolutely not
[Sunday 11:15:13am] (Koitenshin) XD
[Sunday 11:15:39am] (Koitenshin) !2na 8ball Are they playing captions without me?
[Sunday 11:15:40am] (Tina) absolutely not
[Sunday 11:15:44am] (Koitenshin)

[Sunday 11:16:10am] (Koitenshin) For once she didn't lie to me.
[Sunday 11:17:08am] (Kawa) YAAAY!
[Sunday 11:17:18am] (Koitenshin) yaaay?
[Sunday 11:17:42am] (Koitenshin) Ahhh, I have a good one XD
[Sunday 11:17:59am] (Koitenshin) !2na 8ball Will Kawa ever fix Tina to use non-Unicode characters?
[Sunday 11:18:00am] (Tina) most definitely
[Sunday 11:18:03am] (Koitenshin)

[Sunday 11:18:09am] (Kawa) No.
[Sunday 11:18:11am] (Kawa) No I won't.
[Sunday 11:18:22am] (Koitenshin) XD
[Sunday 11:18:25am] (Koitenshin) Cmon.
[Sunday 11:18:32am] (Koitenshin) you know you want to.
[Sunday 11:18:33am] (Kawa) I can't.
[Sunday 11:18:37am] (Koitenshin) *peer pressure*
[Sunday 11:18:40am] (Kawa) Well, I can but it's VERY hard.
[Sunday 11:19:17am] (Koitenshin) I request non Unicode character support as a feature

[Sunday 11:19:35am] (Kawa) And you know what Koi?
[Sunday 11:19:40am] (Kawa) YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! XD
[Sunday 11:19:47am] (Kawa) It's the non-ASCII that fucks up XD
[Sunday 11:20:04am] =-= Kattwah is now known as Katty-out
[Sunday 11:20:04am] (Koitenshin) Oh well.
[Sunday 11:20:19am] * Koitenshin requests support for non Alphanumeric characters.

[Sunday 11:20:28am] (Kawa) ...
[Sunday 11:20:31am] (Kawa) ASCII, Koit.
[Sunday 11:20:39am] (Koitenshin) I can say it how I want
[Sunday 11:20:47am] (Kawa) Everything in the Character Map from zero to 255.
[Sunday 11:21:22am] (Koitenshin) I also wish this to be supported ╞
[Sunday 11:21:26am] (Koitenshin)

[Sunday 11:21:31am] (Kawa) ...
[Sunday 11:21:42am] (Koitenshin) I had to.
[Sunday 11:21:46am] * Kawa roundhouse-kicks Koit
[Sunday 11:21:50am] (Koitenshin) XD
[Sunday 11:22:01am] (Koitenshin) All hail Kawa, he is the new Chuck Norris.
[Sunday 11:22:05am] (Kawa) YAAAAY!
[Sunday 11:22:08am] =-= Kawa is now known as Chuck
[Sunday 11:22:29am] (Chuck) Hold on, NickServ is whining XD
[Sunday 11:22:30am] =-= Chuck is now known as Kawa
[Sunday 11:22:34am] (Koitenshin) Oh this is some funny crap.
[Sunday 11:22:57am] (Koitenshin) Pity I already have a double post in IRC quotes.
[Sunday 11:23:22am] (Kawa) ^^
[Sunday 11:23:45am] (Kawa) No prob.
[Sunday 11:23:49am] (Koitenshin) It's not my fault I think to post these amusing lines of text so others less fortunate than us can enjoy them.
[Sunday 11:24:04am] (Tina) New reply by Kyoufu Kawa (General Chat: #49 - IRC Quotes Thread) http://acmlm.no-ip.org/x.php?p=26937 (W/19)
[Sunday 11:24:08am] (Kawa) Go wild Koit.

And here is another one.

[Sunday 13:01:58pm] (Kawa) Yo.
[Sunday 13:02:39pm] (Playtenshin) !2na 8ball is Kawa's progress going well?
[Sunday 13:02:40pm] (Tina) it is a mystery
[Sunday 13:02:42pm] (Playtenshin) XD
[Sunday 13:03:15pm] (Playtenshin) Sorry, Kawa, I had to.
[Sunday 13:03:25pm] (Kawa) Progress?
[Sunday 13:03:29pm] (KatFood) !2na 8ball muffins?
[Sunday 13:03:30pm] (Tina) no
[Sunday 13:03:37pm] (Kattwah) D:
[Sunday 13:03:39pm] (Kurisutofaa) Ascii progress
[Sunday 13:03:48pm] (Kawa) Not.
[Sunday 13:03:59pm] (Kurisutofaa) thats what tina said.
[Sunday 13:04:21pm] (Kurisutofaa) !2na 8ball Am I the epitome of all evil?
[Sunday 13:04:23pm] (Darkdata) !2na 8ball Is Kawa awesome?
[Sunday 13:04:24pm] (Tina) it is a mystery (Kurisu's Question)
[Sunday 13:04:24pm] (Tina) absolutely not (Darkdata's question)
[Sunday 13:04:28pm] (Kurisutofaa) XD
[Sunday 13:04:31pm] (Kurisutofaa) Kawa is not cool
[Sunday 13:04:40pm] (Darkdata) !2na 8ball Is Kawa a good person?
[Sunday 13:04:40pm] (Tina) maybe
[Sunday 13:04:46pm] (Darkdata) =p
[Sunday 13:04:47pm] (Kawa) Gaddam.
[Sunday 13:05:00pm] (Darkdata) Anyway, sup Kawa?
[Sunday 13:05:09pm] (Kurisutofaa) !2na 8ball is Kawa a pure hearted being?
[Sunday 13:05:11pm] (Tina) most definitely
[Sunday 13:05:12pm] (Kurisutofaa) XD
[Sunday 13:05:22pm] (Kawa) Stupid random() function.
[Sunday 13:05:25pm] (Darkdata) !2na 8ball pure evil heart?
[Sunday 13:05:27pm] (Kurisutofaa) lol
[Sunday 13:05:27pm] (Tina) yes
[Sunday 13:05:31pm] (Kawa) Aha!
[Sunday 13:05:34pm] (Kawa) The Vegeta Escape!
[Sunday 13:05:34pm] (Kurisutofaa)

[Sunday 13:05:45pm] (Kurisutofaa) let's make sure thats right.
[Sunday 13:05:47pm] (Sonicandtails) !2na 8ball I see the channel was fagged up while I took a nap?
[Sunday 13:05:47pm] (Tina) no
[Sunday 13:05:49pm] (Sonicandtails) lies
[Sunday 13:05:59pm] (Kurisutofaa) !2na 8ball is kawa good AND evil?
[Sunday 13:06:01pm] (Tina) maybe
[Sunday 13:06:04pm] (Kurisutofaa)

[Sunday 13:06:31pm] (Kurisutofaa) is that better for you kawa?
[Sunday 13:06:48pm] (Kawa) Maybe.
[Sunday 13:07:12pm] (Sonicandtails) So yea
[Sunday 13:07:15pm] (Kurisutofaa) One last one. This time completely off the wall and not at all serious
[Sunday 13:07:19pm] (Sonicandtails) Just to let everyone who didnt hear last night
[Sunday 13:07:23pm] (Sonicandtails) And I will make a thread too
[Sunday 13:07:25pm] (Kurisutofaa) !2na 8ball Am I Sephiroth made real?
[Sunday 13:07:27pm] (Tina) most definitely
[Sunday 13:07:29pm] (Kurisutofaa) XD
[Sunday 13:07:30pm] (Kawa) XD

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Posted on 04-19-07 08:37 AM (rev. 3 of 04-19-07 08:38 AM)

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And yet another. NSNick was supposedly drunk.

[Thursday 01:32:47am] (NSNick) I just ordered pizza
[Thursday 01:32:49am] (NSNick) huzzah
[Thursday 01:32:56am] (Koitenshin) What kind Nick?
[Thursday 01:33:07am] (NSNick) Pineapple pizza
[Thursday 01:33:10am] (Koitenshin)

[Thursday 01:33:17am] (Koitenshin) and what else?
[Thursday 01:33:20am] (Dragoshi) ....Huh.
[Thursday 01:33:43am] (Dragoshi) I tried pineapple before. Didn't like it, though. :/
[Thursday 01:33:45am] (NSNick) that's it
[Thursday 01:33:55am] (Koitenshin) thats it?
[Thursday 01:33:59am] * Dragoshi is a carnivore. Floosh. (_)
[Thursday 01:34:03am] (Koitenshin) disgraceful!
[Thursday 01:34:17am] (Dragoshi) *When it comes to pizza toppings, anyway*
[Thursday 01:34:19am] (Koitenshin) you have shamed the lovers of pizza Nick, are you happy?
[Thursday 01:34:48am] (NSNick) Oh, believe me, i love many meats
[Thursday 01:34:59am] (Koitenshin) I bet you do sick fucker.

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misterj

Posted on 04-20-07 12:49 AM

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can we change the topic title to funny irc quotes? koitenshin is posting logs for some reason.

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