IRC quotes thread

[02:04:04] <Eschaton> Sad I won't be able to say goodbye to you guys in the final hours.
[02:04:44] <Eschaton> You really think that everyone doesn't already have shit decades more advanced than p.o.s. predator drones?
[02:05:29] <Eschaton> DE/US/RU etc gonna kill damn near everyone since the world ran out of food for everyone 5 years ago.
[02:06:17] <Eschaton> 2011 9/18 7:14am Eastern US

<19:50.06> <NovaYoshi> also I participate in that like every day
<19:50.13> <GreyMario> you don't count
<19:50.24> <NovaYoshi> email RP
<19:50.45> <Xeruss> you two could totally RP together
<19:50.47> <Xeruss> in this channel
<19:51.01> <GreyMario> and when was the last time you had consensual straight sex with a seven-foot-tall gay dragon... and he enjoyed it
<19:51.06> <GreyMario> huh
<19:51.08> <GreyMario> can you answer me that
<19:51.11> <GreyMario> with a straight face
<19:51.14> <GreyMario> OH NO WAIT YOU CAN'T
<19:51.16> <GreyMario> FUCKING HERM :D
<19:51.22> <~KP9000> haha
<19:51.36> <GreyMario> (because that's totally what I just got done doing ._.)
<19:51.41> * KP9000 changes topic to '* GreyMario is shocked at lack of shock'
<19:51.52> <Xeruss> D:
<19:52.03> <GreyMario> (apparently my female dragon form is so hot that even the gay boys want it ._.)
<19:52.14> <GreyMario> ...
<19:52.18> <GreyMario> don't let Kawa hear of this
<19:52.21> <GreyMario> or I'll never hear the end of it
<19:52.26> <~KP9000> oh shit
<19:52.38> <~KP9000> GM you just... do you know what you just did?
<19:52.47> <GreyMario> I just tempted fate?
<19:52.59> <~KP9000> you... yes.

<19:53.03> <@blackhole89> why are we back to furry talk
<19:53.03> <@blackhole89> >_>
<19:53.09> <~KP9000> no bh
<19:53.12> <~KP9000> we're on scalies now
<19:53.27> <Xeruss> is there really a subtantial difference 
<19:53.31> <Xeruss> to someone lookin in?
<19:53.43> <Xeruss> *substantial, looking

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[06:44:57] <Eschaton> Nearly got two AR mags and a 9mm glock mag to the chest point blank simultaneously by a female officer and two male SWAT last night.
[06:45:36] <Eschaton> They ain't fucking around when it comes to Total Recall style holograms.
[06:46:40] <Eschaton> The night before I was maglocked in a room for 5 hours and a dude with a machine shot it thru the door without the limiter just to verify I was really in there.
[06:48:29] <Eschaton> Apparently I failed the turing test according to Echelon.
[06:48:49] <Eschaton> ..In person.
[06:50:41] <Eschaton> The chick with the 9mm was the only officer at the scene capable of confirming my ID.
[06:51:09] <Eschaton> 15 straight minutes of inside jokes with her before SWAT lowered their ARs completely.
[06:51:40] <Eschaton> Supposedly I am just one of Echelon's most $$$ pieces of hardware.
[06:51:54] <Eschaton> A walking talking biological carbon/silicon based android.

[19:05:16] <~KP9000> guys
[19:05:26] <~KP9000> !seen blackhole89
[19:05:27] <MillyBot> blackhole89 was last seen 82 days 06:13:17 ago, joining #kafuka.
[19:05:38] <~KP9000> really why the fuck are you even here