IRC quotes thread

[21:25] <NovaYoshi> If everyone had op I wouldn't be able to voice people named agina
[21:25] <nick> and nothing of value would be lost
[21:25] <NovaYoshi> It makes for a neat joke :/
[21:26] <nick> I'm sure it does coming from someone who has never seen a vagina
[21:35] <@KP9000> nick
[21:35] <@KP9000> he's on the internet
[21:35] <@KP9000> he's seen a vagina

From #pesterchum on esper:

[22:28] CyclopsCaveman> depressedTeen> he dumped vriska :V <- how slash fiction gets started
[22:29] loddite> awwwww yeah
[22:29] loddite> lil jackxvriska action
[22:29] fweezel> I actually feel sorry for vriska
[22:29] fweezel> moreso than usual
[22:29] loddite> I don't
[22:29] fweezel> she knows she fucked up worse than usual
[22:30] loddite> She got dissed
[22:30] fweezel> so was it that jack didn't consider her a threat, or that he didn't want to waste his time with another goddamn fairy
[22:30] loddite> OR
[22:30] loddite> he wanted to diss her
[22:31] loddite> he'll come back later
[22:31] fweezel> diss?
[22:31] loddite> diss
[22:31] fweezel> I think he doesn't want to find out how another damn fairy would fuck up his shit
[22:31] loddite> http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/diss
[22:31] exaWhat> I like loddite's view of this.
[22:31] fweezel> :/
[22:31] CyclopsCaveman> Jack gazed long and hard at vriska, in a skimpy outfit consisting of a fedora and a suit jacket. "T8ke me, Jack. T8ke me, and make me . . . evil." She grinned wide and Jack replied by slowly lowering his trousers, his stiff boner bulging out, and then he flew out of the window.
[22:32] exaWhat> Ohgod.
[22:32] loddite> "(US, UK, slang) To put (someone) down, or show disrespect by the use of insulting language or dismissive behaviour."
[22:32] fweezel> . . .
[22:32] exaWhat> ...cyclops.
[22:32] exaWhat> That's little overboard.
[22:32] CyclopsCaveman> :V
[22:32] loddite> CyclopsCaveman, hahahahahaha
[22:32] CyclopsCaveman> worth it
[22:32] fweezel> a little?
[22:32] loddite> hahahahaha
[22:32] loddite> oh god
[22:32] fweezel> random thought
[22:32] loddite> I can just /see/ that on fanfiction.net too
[22:33] fweezel> "JACK, GRAB MY BOOBS"
[22:33] fweezel> ...
[22:33] fweezel> "no"

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[19:50] <Trelior> Alright, GM, totally unrelated to anything, but if you're a Creeper, why isn't there a crater in the channel where you're supposed to be?
[19:51] <cornfedCreeper> ...
[19:51] <cornfedCreeper> sssssssssssss
[19:52] <Trelior> OH SHI--
[19:52] <cornfedCreeper> .
[19:52] * Trelior dives beind the brick blast shield
[19:52] <cornfedCreeper> That'ssss an abssssolutely ridiculousss thing to sssay and you should feel assshamed for accusing me of being sssso... sssssso... EXPLOSSSSSSIVE
[19:53] <cornfedCreeper> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[19:53] *** cornfedCreeper has quit (Quit: boom)

<Overlord> "I was going to a friend's house to get royally fucked up, and two cops pulled out in front of me, causing me to almost hit them.
<Overlord> They proceeded to race each other down the road for a while. They both go to get into a turning lane at the same time and one cop hits the other. They stopped, after putting on their lights, and got out to check the damage.
<Overlord> I pulled up next to them, rolled down my window and asked "Are you guys ok?" After they said that they were fine, I put on my best troll face and continued, "Do you need me to call the cops?" and sped off as the light turned green. They just glared at me until I was out of their view."

<20:13.19> <GreyMaria> oh, wait
<20:13.23> <GreyMaria> what happens if stark wins total brony
<20:14.25> <NightKev> then you have successfully taken over the board
<20:17.35> <GreyMaria> that'll be the day~
<20:18.01> <NightKev> xeruss you are a bad person
<20:18.03> <GreyMaria> ironically, that day will coincide with the day I finally become my fursona and also wind up President of the United States at the same time
<20:18.40> <GreyMaria> related: if those two actually happen, I'd like a copy of the keys to the city
<20:18.54> <NightKev> 'the city'
<20:19.04> <GreyMaria> what
<20:19.07> <GreyMaria> you think we're more of a town?
<20:19.14> <NightKev> a ghost town
<20:19.20> <GreyMaria> okay, fair enough
<20:19.32> <NightKev> or a post-apocalyptic metropolis
<20:19.37> <NightKev> same difference
<20:19.43> <GreyMaria> even better

[15:02:24] <Nikolaj> Mega-Mario, says the guy who finds /ignore to be stupid and should not be used
[15:02:24] <Nikolaj> :P
[15:02:38] <Mega-Mario> should not be used, except in the case of spambots
[15:02:47] <Mega-Mario> and annoying dumbasses spamming the channel
[15:02:54] <MMXPERT> well,im neither
[15:03:04] <Mega-Mario> XD
[15:03:20] <MMXPERT> what does XD stand for again?
[15:03:22] <Nikolaj> Isn't there also + and ~
[15:03:29] <Mega-Mario> . . .
[15:03:36] <Mega-Mario> XD is a smiley

<AB-Guest> I mad AT kawa
<Kawa> u mad bro
<AB-Guest> yep
<Kawa> gtfo :D
<AB-Guest> im gonna do so anyway
<Xeruss> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
<AB-Guest> no
<Xeruss> :D
<Kawa> Meet me on #kawa, MMX.

* Xeruss (Xeruss@stayton-stinger2-67-43-65-49.static.wvi.com) has joined #kawa
<Xeruss> this i gotta see
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<NovaYoshi> oh hi
* Kawa sets mode: +b *!*@dynamic-109-121-75-247.adsl.eunet.rs
* AB-Guest was kicked by Kawa (FLAWLESS VICTORY!)

<@KP9001> yeah. i dont see it as an issue anyway. i think a nigger issue we need to take care of is all those dummy accounts and the prevention thereof.
<@KP9001> wow
<Kawa> A nigger issue X3
<@KP9001> what a typo
<@KP9001> i meant bigger
<Kawa> I'd put that on the IRC quotes thread but I'm low on time.