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 Micro-Goomba Sup Zem Level: 12 Posts: 14/19 EXP: 6249 Next: 1672 Since: 09-20-08 From: Han Solo's House of Hentai Last post: 5572 days Last view: 5572 days |
I need some Steel ball bearings the kind you get at a metal shop . yeah now get into my jeep with me boys. i want one of you to drive im going to get in the back seat and ptu my legs up in the air and then im going to want the other two to put them in my butt hole . its a two man job. driver iw ant you to find a bumpy dirt road. now when my butt is full of ball bearings approx 10-15 of them i want you to siphon in some cream with a straw. thats right cream not milk . then i will seal up my butt hole and sit in the car and chat with you fellas. we will talk about sports and our families and have a nice chat but heres the secret. while we are being cordial my rump will be vibrating from the car ride and the ball bearings will be swishing aroujnd inside the cream. 30-40 mins of this and i will have butter in my hole. then i will pull out a loaf of bread and poop the Butter out onto it and we will enjoy my ass butter together . when the wife asks what ive been up to just tell her we were chewing the shit... ha ha ha !!! |
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