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Proto K
Posted on 07-28-08 04:22 AM Link | Quote | ID: 88120


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Last week my Realdoll came. I decided to get one out of curiosity and well, need.

My last girlfriend and I broke up pretty badly, not long after she got her implants. Yes, the whole porn story was a big lie because I couldn't deal with it. I was in love and thought she loved me, and she didn't.

There are so many different things to choose from that I decided to go with a "pre-made" one. After a week of "testing" I can safely say that it feels very close to the real thing. This isn't no blow up doll...you get what you pay for. It looks, feels and weighs lifelike. It's almost as good as real sex and without any of the risks involved.

This is what the Realdoll I have looks like. No, that is not a picture of a porn star. I decided on this one and I really like it.

It's easy to clean up, but I use a condom when I want to have sex with her before I go to bed (so I can leave her in the bed with me without making a mess). Also, I always have to use some kind of lube for very obvious reasons.

It's not as good as the real thing, no. But it's risk-free (I've done plenty of stupid things in the past), and I'm just about done with relationships for now. I haven't had "real" sex for nearly 8 months but I hardly notice the difference with this. I could get the real thing if I'd be inclined to go to parties again (and risk an STD, or pregnancy for five minutes of fun).

The Realdoll does help, a lot. It's taken a lot of stress away, but it doesn't come cheap. They are expensive, but well worth it. I paid half price for mine because of a promotion on another site (which is over now)

CKY-9K
Posted on 07-28-08 08:36 AM Link | Quote | ID: 88138


Pokey
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Ohhhh baby I love you way, I masturbate to you night and day.

As long as you have fun.

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NastyNate
Posted on 07-30-08 08:09 PM Link | Quote | ID: 88246


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wow..
do you like to choke the Realdoll while you have sex with it?

GreyMaria
Posted on 08-01-08 09:09 PM Link | Quote | ID: 88381

>implying even the Japanese understand the Japanese
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<12:07.15> <GreyMario> but speaking of realdoll
<12:07.28> <GreyMario> take a look at the front page, where they stuck the disclaimer
<12:07.34> <Kawa> Speaking of Realdolls, I never expected Proto to sink that low.
<12:07.39> <Boing> lol
<12:07.45> <GreyMario> directly to the left of that is a nude realdoll.
<12:07.53> <GreyMario> which is OBVIOUSLY 18+
<12:07.56> <Kawa> Oops?
<12:08.07> <Boing> lol Realdoll
<12:08.13> <Boing> its fucking lol
<12:08.13> <GreyMario> and breaks the point of even bothering to put the disclaimer there - it's already been broken if someone goes to find it


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MathOnNapkins
Posted on 08-01-08 10:05 PM Link | Quote | ID: 88384


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The thought crosses my mind that someone other than Proto K wrote this.

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yde
Posted on 02-17-09 11:39 PM Link | Quote | ID: 101277


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Guys and Dolls

Bukkarooo
Posted on 02-18-09 12:50 AM Link | Quote | ID: 101281


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Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins...
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6 month bump of a pointless thread? awesome...

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