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| Main - The Landfill - DuckTales NES ROMhack: "DickTales" | New thread | Thread closed |
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Newcomer Level: 7 Posts: 1/6 EXP: 1117 Next: 331 Since: 06-19-08 From: Dickburg Last post: 5783 days Last view: 5783 days |
Hello, I am B. Dicke. Novice ROM hacker.
This is my debut hack. Please enjoy, and share amongst your friends. http://hostfile.org/DickTales.zip (This is a patch. Apply it to the DuckTales NES hack.) BD ____________________ BD |
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 Sledge Brother Compromised account. Level: 86 Posts: 74/1815 EXP: 6122676 Next: 19431 Since: 02-19-07 From: Oregon Last post: 1807 days Last view: 1806 days |
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Newcomer Level: 7 Posts: 2/6 EXP: 1117 Next: 331 Since: 06-19-08 From: Dickburg Last post: 5783 days Last view: 5783 days |
My bad. There is a readme that contains the plot with the game, and here are links to the screenshots (just copypasta to the address bar. Same goes with the hack's file address).
http://hostfile.org/dt1.jpg http://hostfile.org/dt2.jpg http://hostfile.org/dt3.jpg http://hostfile.org/dt4.jpg BD ____________________ BD |
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Sledge Brother Compromised account. Level: 86 Posts: 75/1815 EXP: 6122676 Next: 19431 Since: 02-19-07 From: Oregon Last post: 1807 days Last view: 1806 days |
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Newcomer Level: 7 Posts: 3/6 EXP: 1117 Next: 331 Since: 06-19-08 From: Dickburg Last post: 5783 days Last view: 5783 days |
I like to keep the era of olde alive, back when ROM hacking wasn't full of elitist snobs.
Some people may still like the penis and toilet jokes in their games. Howard Stern is still popular with some, amirite? Different strokes for different folks, I guess.  ____________________ BD |
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 Shyguy Level: 22 Posts: 42/81 EXP: 57386 Next: 964 Since: 05-03-07 From: Purgatory Last post: 4624 days Last view: 4596 days |
By that line of reasoning, no one should hack any game which has been hacked before, and no show should go past episode 1, because its all been done before. |
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Sledge Brother Compromised account. Level: 86 Posts: 76/1815 EXP: 6122676 Next: 19431 Since: 02-19-07 From: Oregon Last post: 1807 days Last view: 1806 days |
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Shyguy Level: 22 Posts: 43/81 EXP: 57386 Next: 964 Since: 05-03-07 From: Purgatory Last post: 4624 days Last view: 4596 days |
satire, comedy, shock value |
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Newcomer Level: 7 Posts: 4/6 EXP: 1117 Next: 331 Since: 06-19-08 From: Dickburg Last post: 5783 days Last view: 5783 days |
Posted by XerussPosted by B. Dicke Actually, if you play it, all of the text is changed, and a number of sprites were redone. And I respect your opinion. Plus, believe or not, DuckTales was a game that I loved back in my youth, and I always loved ROM hacking culture, so the hack is basically a byproduct of the best of both worlds. And yes Jomb, shock value and satire have a hand in this hack. It's a comedy...a subsophmoric one at that.  But the point of this hack is to play and have fun, and maybe laugh a little. ____________________ BD |
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 CHIKKN NI A BAAZZKIT!!! 80's Cheerilee is best pony Level: 138 Posts: 961/5344 EXP: 30929203 Next: 733778 Since: 02-20-07 From: The Netherlands Last post: 4492 days Last view: 2627 days |
My first thought when seeing the thread title was "Jomb". Then I saw who did post it.
My next thought was "oh my god, another one?" Now, on to the screenshots. 1) That's one bad edit. Seriously, it's less than a Gameboy's screen tall and has just as many bits per pixel. Show some backbone on editing the name. Also, though I never quite understood the "blue eyes" thing Disney had going for Ducktales, having one eye white, one eye blue and both eyes mangled also fails. The only relatively good thing I see is the font and... oh my god, "assist by Jomb"? That explains a lot. 2) Of all the edits I could see here, the "kick me" sign and "lets invade" prompt were the only things that made me smile. The rest was just too crappy. Not saying anything about the cloned duckling, that was always there. You could've been nice and fixed it though... oh wait, that's right. 3) ...bouncing on his dick? At least the stoned look came out better than on the title screen. 4) The only way that line was funny was when I quoted it in a duckling voice. Your hack has just physically hurt me! Not even Jomb's stinkers could do that. You fail sir. Good night. ____________________ Wife make lunch - Shampoo Opera - give it a spin Spare some of your free time? <GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered Kawa rocks  — byuu |
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 Paragoomba Level: 20 Posts: 53/66 EXP: 42432 Next: 7 Since: 02-26-07 From: WV 
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I like to keep the era of olde alive, back when ROM hacking wasn't full of elitist snobs.
Replace "elitist snobs" with "people with talent and skill" and you've nailed it on the head. By the way, your hack is shit. I guess it may be good for a 3 paragraph i-mockery page about how much it sucks, though. ____________________ Arc-Nova.org: More Chiptunes Than Your Mother Can Handle |
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CHIKKN NI A BAAZZKIT!!! 80's Cheerilee is best pony Level: 138 Posts: 962/5344 EXP: 30929203 Next: 733778 Since: 02-20-07 From: The Netherlands Last post: 4492 days Last view: 2627 days |
Posted by Sliver XYou mean like Jomb's stuff? ____________________ Wife make lunch - Shampoo Opera - give it a spin Spare some of your free time? <GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered Kawa rocks — byuu |
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Newcomer Level: 7 Posts: 5/6 EXP: 1117 Next: 331 Since: 06-19-08 From: Dickburg Last post: 5783 days Last view: 5783 days |
If I wanted to change a shitload of more things in the game, I'd rather MAKE a brand new game altogether instead of a hack. A hack is a hack, after all.
Plus, the point of the game was to entertain folks with a sense of humor, and annoy the piss out of the folks that don't care for the subsophmoric hack. So basically, all of the hate posts here are considered badges of honor to me. ____________________ BD |
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Shyguy Level: 22 Posts: 44/81 EXP: 57386 Next: 964 Since: 05-03-07 From: Purgatory Last post: 4624 days Last view: 4596 days |
No accounting for taste, some people get it some dont.
When was the last time you got a love letter based on your work? Or a marraige proposal? Made money? I've gotten these things on mine. I've been a success, whether you get it or not. |
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Paragoomba Level: 20 Posts: 54/66 EXP: 42432 Next: 7 Since: 02-26-07 From: WV
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If I wanted to change a shitload of more things in the game, I'd rather MAKE a brand new game altogether instead of a hack.
This is a moot point, because you don't have nearly enough talent to even hack a fucking title screen properly, let alone code a game from scratch. Please try to come up with your own excuses too instead of paraphrasing Jomb. When was the last time you got a love letter based on your work? Or a marraige proposal? Oh, I'd love to see the man and/or hambeast responsible for that, assuming you're not just lying. Made money? I've turned down offers for money involving my ROM hacks: I didn't take it because I'm not a slimy piece of shit. But hey, keep deluding yourself into thinking what you do is good in any shape or form. I could bang my cock against a guitar and make better "music" than what you do. Oh, and before you say "Duurrr, but haf you make moneys off yur music, grph horkle", yes, I have, and I do make money performing live. Music I write myself. So suck it. ____________________ Arc-Nova.org: More Chiptunes Than Your Mother Can Handle |
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 The Guardian Moloch whose eyes are a thousand blind windows! Level: 124 Posts: 1728/4196 EXP: 21522044 Next: 314557 Since: 02-19-07 From: Ithaca, NY, US Last post: 465 days Last view: 77 days |
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 Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 224/383 EXP: 593365 Next: 17920 Since: 02-22-07 Last post: 4092 days Last view: 4066 days |
Penises, Vagina's and Boobs and foul language make any hack, great.
I'm speaking truthfully ____________________ lawl blog http://interdpths.blogspot.com/ |
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Shyguy Level: 22 Posts: 45/81 EXP: 57386 Next: 964 Since: 05-03-07 From: Purgatory Last post: 4624 days Last view: 4596 days |
Posted by Sliver X 1) ironic considering whats in the works 2) I'm not posting my personal emails here just to make a point, but for example: http://www.youtube.com/user/Jomb69 read the comments, and i dont even use that account 3) Money isn't everything, but most people in the straight world view it as such, thus my example. There is no shame in getting paid for your work, if you did'nt compromise for the sake of money. The least we can probably agree on, is that I've never compromised. It basically boils down to art. What is art? Good art raises passions in people. So thank you Silver X, for validating me as an artist! |
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Paragoomba Level: 20 Posts: 55/66 EXP: 42432 Next: 7 Since: 02-26-07 From: WV
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There is no shame in getting paid for your work
There is when the resulting product is basically totally illegal. Good art raises passions in people. No, if this were the case then my hatred for N'Sync, Nickelback and Brittany Spears means they're good artists. Nice logical fallacy bub. So thank you Silver X, for validating me as an artist! Ooooh, I get it now. You're like one of the "performance artists" that think they're cutting edge when most people just find them fucking annoying. ____________________ Arc-Nova.org: More Chiptunes Than Your Mother Can Handle |
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 Cobrat Level: 56 Posts: 251/666 EXP: 1360603 Next: 37573 Since: 02-22-07 Last post: 679 days Last view: 301 days |
"I really want attention, but since I have no talent and couldn't do something good to save my life, I think I'll just try to do something else, like a funny/shocking/extreme game or whatever"
Reading this thread was bothersome, much like previous threads by Jomb (not that I remembered his name). Seriously, I hope you guys are still prepubescent. |
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