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 Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 262/388 EXP: 604536 Next: 6749 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5402 days Last view: 5401 days |
Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house last night for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering.
AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out. |
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 Flurry Level: 37 Posts: 196/256 EXP: 324412 Next: 13841 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5682 days Last view: 4158 days |
YOU OWN LOL |
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Level: 38 Posts: 136/267 EXP: 339270 Next: 31177 Since: 10-03-07 Last post: 5646 days Last view: 5644 days |
I know that most of you who read this are tempted to try it yourself.  |
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Newcomer Level: 4 Posts: 2/2 EXP: 219 Next: 60 Since: 11-11-07 Last post: 6008 days Last view: 6000 days |
gentlemen i will return in 10 minutes with poop in the toilet brb |
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Level: 38 Posts: 138/267 EXP: 339270 Next: 31177 Since: 10-03-07 Last post: 5646 days Last view: 5644 days |
Pics or it didn't.....
Nevermind. |
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