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NightKev
Posted on 01-19-08 08:22 AM Link | Quote | ID: 74040


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Posted by pieguy1372
OK then...

I use the phaser to cut a hole in the turbolift. I now create some portals to navigate the shafts quickly, and use the phaser when necessary to cut through an obstacle or exit the shaft. I make my way through and turn on life support.
Basically what he said. Use the tricorder to find the best route to the bridge, phaser my way there if I need to, and turn life-support back on. If I can't do this from the bridge, I find my way to Engineering through the Jeffries' Tubes and turn it on from there.
You said life support would shut off in 15 minutes, but there would still be a few hours' worth of breathable air left on the ship so time isn't too much of a problem.

And uh...it's called a "transporter" not a "teleporter"...

...No I didn't talk with Smallhacker

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pieguy1732
Posted on 01-19-08 08:33 AM (rev. 4 of 01-19-08 09:01 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 74047


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Meh, here's one:

SITUATION:
You are trapped in a room. The room contains a working smoke detector in reach, a security system, and a bomb that will explode in one hour (if it explodes, you will die). The bomb is in no way related to the smoke detector or the security system, and the smoke detector and the security system are related. The walls are made of strong metal, and as such, cannot be broken.

LIMITATIONS:
All real-life physics and movement models apply.
No teleporting.
The room is portal-proof.
YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY MAGICAL/SPECIAL ABILITIES/POWERS.

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NightKev
Posted on 01-19-08 08:36 AM Link | Quote | ID: 74052


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Posted by pieguy1372
No teleporting to safety.
I teleport into danger and then walk to safety. (Yeah I know it was done before but it had to be done again. You should've said "This is like real life, you don't have magic powers or whatever." instead. )

The room is portal-proof.
1) Who cares? You didn't put the ASHPD in there so we can't make portals anyway.
2) Portals wouldn't help anyway, lol.

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pieguy1732
Posted on 01-19-08 08:40 AM Link | Quote | ID: 74058


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Fixed.

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NightKev
Posted on 01-19-08 08:51 AM Link | Quote | ID: 74059


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Posted by pieguy1372
Fixed.
I use noclip and walk through the walls.

Not quite fixed, eh?

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pieguy1732
Posted on 01-19-08 08:53 AM (rev. 2 of 01-19-08 08:54 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 74062


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Hopefully it's fixed now.

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NightKev
Posted on 01-19-08 08:58 AM Link | Quote | ID: 74065


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Took you long enough, I only said exactly what you should put like 4 posts ago.

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Arbe
Posted on 01-19-08 12:58 PM Link | Quote | ID: 74072

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Posted by pieguy1372
Meh, here's one:

SITUATION:
You are trapped in a room. The room contains a working smoke detector in reach, a security system, and a bomb that will explode in one hour (if it explodes, you will die). The bomb is in no way related to the smoke detector or the security system, and the smoke detector and the security system are related. The walls are made of strong metal, and as such, cannot be broken.

LIMITATIONS:
All real-life physics and movement models apply.
No teleporting.
The room is portal-proof.
YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY MAGICAL/SPECIAL ABILITIES/POWERS.


I strike a match beneath the smoke detector, and use the rain as lubricant whilst I have vivid, amazing sex with the bomb, and hope that maybe the fire brigade will break in after receiving an alert of the fire.

CyclopsCaveman
Posted on 01-20-08 05:42 AM Link | Quote | ID: 74240


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Situation:

You are in the cold vacuum of space. There is a very small chance that a ship will arrive. You WILL asphyxiate if you don't do - *shot*

You are in a room wherein the air is slowly being drained out. The room is 500 x 500 feet, and there is nothing in there. You have some Jell-O, an empty life-support tank, a dead cellphone, a paper clip and a bomb without a fuse. The walls are one inch thick.

Limitations: You cannot teleport. You have nothing other than the items in the room. There is no large enough vacuum for you to escape from. You will slowly lose consciousness after fifteen minutes of being in the room.

What would you do?

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pieguy1732
Posted on 01-20-08 05:48 AM Link | Quote | ID: 74243


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You didn't put this restriction, so I use magic. I give myself food and air, and stop myself from losing consciousness.

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GreyMaria
Posted on 01-20-08 07:05 PM Link | Quote | ID: 74327

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There's nothing in there. Thus, there is no air, and you are already dead.

I'd lie there, dead.

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Mystery Gourmet
Posted on 01-20-08 09:32 PM Link | Quote | ID: 74351


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scream really loud and hope the elite beat agents will bust through the wall with their mad beats

Lord Myre
Posted on 01-21-08 12:10 AM Link | Quote | ID: 74377


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Put the fuseless bomb in the vacuum hole (Or, make one). Having it being pulled towards the vaccum will cause the wall to chip, until the wall is large enough to escape from.

Eat the Jello, and jump into the vacuum of spaceness. You will instantly explode from pressure differences, but you never stated what time period you are in, so I'll say Y3k. Now, since I'm in space for a while, being a pile of bleh, I circulate over another planet. A space ship checks up on me, and bring me to life perfectly, so I'm not vomit anymore, but the human I was before I blew up. They take a rocket, and fire me to Earth, were I go home.

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pieguy1732
Posted on 01-21-08 12:54 AM Link | Quote | ID: 74386


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Here's a strange one.

SITUATION:
You are trapped inside a huge bomb. It has no time limit, but it is sensitive and will explode if there is a disturbance of large proportions. There is a smaller bomb that will explode in one hour, much less time than it would take to escape the larger bomb. If the small bomb explodes inside the huge bomb, or if the huge bomb is broken, then the huge bomb will explode and blow up the universe.

Your only tools are a screwdriver and some guns. Each bomb's cover can be unscrewed to escape.

LIMITATIONS:
All real-life physics and movement models apply.
You do not have any magical/special abilities/powers.
The small bomb cannot be disarmed.
The room is portal-proof.
NO HAVING SEX WITH THE BOMB. EITHER ONE.

Impossible? I don't think so...

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Lord Myre
Posted on 01-21-08 05:05 AM Link | Quote | ID: 74554


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Carefully pick up the screwdriver, and unscrew each screw to escape except the top left or top right screw, as the force from the door landing may cause the large bomb to explode (Also, not unscrewing the last one will give you more time). When you're done unscrewing the last needed screw, carefully let the door down.

Sneak up to the gun and the bomb, and put each down on the hole created from the door being down, while it's on a square or rectangle shaped frame. Squeeze yourself through the largest possible, accessable hole, and grab the bomb and guns, and go.

While you're outside, call 911 on a bomb threat. They'll... do something. But who cares? The bomb's gone, and you're safe!


Lemme see If I can make one:
SITUATION: You're in the 10th floor of a building, a restaurant, minding you're own buisness. You recieve a call on a phone; it's a man saying that the entire building is set to release a large amount of some highly flammable, toxic gas in about 2 minutes. You must get yourself and everyone out. It's late at night, so there are only 7 people and 1 baby there.

LIMITATIONS:
You must get everyone out of the floor ALIVE.
You cannot use magic or witchcraft, lest you get burned to death. By fire.
You can't have sex with anyone. Please.

NOTES:
-The windows are barred, but they have curtains.
-The elevators work, but the gas would overtake anyone by the time it reaches the bottom.
-All the other stores are closed, and security is tight.
-The owner of the restaurant is an idiot for putting it on the 10th floor.
-The buillding has a steep roof (No helicopters).
-You have everything that is NORMALY found in a restaurant.
-Babies can't hold their breath.

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pieguy1732
Posted on 01-21-08 05:45 AM (rev. 5 of 01-21-08 07:37 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 74575


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I'm assuming that the only windows that are barred are the ones for the restaurant.

I use the elevator to transport everyone to the 9th floor. I then break the window and everyone climbs down the fire escape (one is holding the baby while climbing down).

SITUATION:
You are trapped in a room, that is 200 feet from the ground, with a catgirl. Your only item is a long rope and a coat hook that is ready to be attached to a wall. The walls are made of metal and as such, cannot be broken, and there is no door (what sort of room is this?!). There is an open window.

LIMITATIONS:
All real-life physics and movement models apply.
You do not have any magical/special abilites/powers.
You may only use the items in the room.

It is possible to rescue the catgirl as well, though not required (poor catgirl ).

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NightKev
Posted on 01-21-08 06:53 AM Link | Quote | ID: 74584


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Fashion the coat hook and rope into a grappling hook or somesuch, have the catgirl hold it while you climb to safety, and then run away.

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Flan
Posted on 01-22-08 07:13 AM (rev. 3 of 01-22-08 07:17 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 74653


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Posted by pieguy1372
I'm assuming that the only windows that are barred are the ones for the restaurant.

I use the elevator to transport everyone to the 9th floor. I then break the window and everyone climbs down the fire escape (one is holding the baby while climbing down).

SITUATION:
You are trapped in a room, that is 200 feet from the ground, with a catgirl. Your only item is a long rope and a coat hook that is ready to be attached to a wall. The walls are made of metal and as such, cannot be broken, and there is no door (what sort of room is this?!). There is an open window.

LIMITATIONS:
All real-life physics and movement models apply.
You do not have any magical/special abilites/powers.
You may only use the items in the room.

It is possible to rescue the catgirl as well, though not required (poor catgirl ).

I'm not trapped in a room. Problem solved.

Situation: you are trapped on a a large surface that resembles S^2. What do you do?

pieguy1732
Posted on 01-22-08 07:17 AM Link | Quote | ID: 74654


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Posted by pieguy1372
SITUATION:
You are trapped in a room



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GreyMaria
Posted on 01-22-08 07:38 PM (rev. 2 of 01-22-08 07:39 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 74702

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Posted by pieguy1372
SITUATION:
You are trapped in a room, that is 200 feet from the ground, with a catgirl. Your only item is a long rope and a coat hook that is ready to be attached to a wall. The walls are made of metal and as such, cannot be broken, and there is no door (what sort of room is this?!). There is an open window.

LIMITATIONS:
All real-life physics and movement models apply.
You do not have any magical/special abilites/powers.
You may only use the items in the room.

It is possible to rescue the catgirl as well, though not required (poor catgirl ).


The rope should be long enough to wrap around the windowsill and still reach the ground. Tie the rope to the windowsill and climb out of the building. Because the rope is still attached to the windowsill, the catgirl can escape too.

EDIT: Oh, hey, you never said the ceiling was metal. Tie the rope to a support beam in the ceiling.

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