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FirePhoenix0 |
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Bullet Bill Level: 50 Posts: 43/505 EXP: 896724 Next: 50593 Since: 02-23-07 Last post: 5491 days Last view: 5474 days |
Simple enough, we make situations of any type, real or non-real, silly or serious, etc., and then answer "What would you do?" in that situation. Feel free to make up situations whenever you want, but try to give each situation some time to get some answers.
There is one rule/guideline. 1. The creator of the situation can place any restrictions on their scenario. Here's one to start you all off: "You are falling from 30,000 feet up in the air. You want to live, y'know, because living is good, so you hope to slow yourself down to a point where you won't go splat. Falling with you are a cell phone, 25 feet of rope, a cat, a bowl of jello, an umbrella, 15 packs of bubble gum and a baby sperm whale. There is a lake that you can see very far down below but not under you. Wind is strong below the clouds. This is an unrealistic situation with no physics besides gravity and acceleration due to it. Restriction: No teleporting to safety. What would you do?" Have fun! ____________________ |
Kernal |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 115/1881 EXP: 6447432 Next: 203232 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6118 days Last view: 6108 days |
Teleport to danger and then walk to safety. Hey, you didn't ban teleporting completely. |
Arbe |
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go away Level: 86 Posts: 3/1788 EXP: 5973659 Next: 168448 Since: 02-23-07 Last post: 4940 days Last view: 1509 days |
Hmm. Right. Well, for a start, I'd eat the Jello, because all this falling would probably have given me an appetite. Mm. Then, I'd probably give the Sperm Whale the cat to eat, because it also had probably worked up an appetite. Then I'd let it call it's Mom on the cell phone. Ooh. Then I'd tie the rope to the umbrella, and open it up. AND! I would chew the gum all at once, and stick it to my feet, so it'd be like a shock absorber when I hit the ground. This accompanied by the umbrella slowing me down, I'm pretty sure I'd survive. |
Kejardon |
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Red Koopa Level: 28 Posts: 20/139 EXP: 129511 Next: 1827 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 6058 days Last view: 5966 days |
Oh, this one's easy.
Because we have only the effect of gravity, using an umbrella won't do any good, because that's friction / drag. If we have to rely on gravity to save us from gravity, we have to resort to bouyancy. Ergo, we must create a massive air balloon from the bubble gum so that our net density is little more than air, so we only float down to the earth at a nice gentle speed. And since we're throwing out surface tension and stresses, the air balloon will thankfully never pop - we can just use one stick of bubble gum and be fine. Or, alternatively, we throw out electromagnetism in which case the universe collapses into a black hole and we don't go splat. We go squish instead. I guess that's not such a good alternative. |
Arbe |
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go away Level: 86 Posts: 150/1788 EXP: 5973659 Next: 168448 Since: 02-23-07 Last post: 4940 days Last view: 1509 days |
Bump for great justice. |
NightKev |
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Cape Luigi Level: 131 Posts: 2153/4792 EXP: 26169912 Next: 254708 Since: 03-15-07 Last post: 3706 days Last view: 3617 days |
Kernal won that one a long time ago.
Looks like we need a new situation. --- You're trapped in a room 10 square feet in size. Your only tools are the ASHPD, a 2 foot long rope, a music cd, and a catgirl. Oh, and you don't have any magic powers; the catgirl has none either. --- Ok, go. ____________________ |
Arbe |
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go away Level: 86 Posts: 153/1788 EXP: 5973659 Next: 168448 Since: 02-23-07 Last post: 4940 days Last view: 1509 days |
I rub both ends of the rope together to create a fire, with which I melt the CD into the shape of a condom, and with the ASHPD and the catgirl I have kinky, technically impossible sex until I starve. |
blackhole89 |
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The Guardian Moloch whose eyes are a thousand blind windows! Level: 124 Posts: 1280/4196 EXP: 21483777 Next: 352824 Since: 02-19-07 From: Ithaca, NY, US Last post: 442 days Last view: 55 days |
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RT-55J |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 157/1562 EXP: 4878030 Next: 114819 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 285 days Last view: 26 days |
I personally would use the CD to slit the catgirl's throat, but that's just me. |
pieguy1732 |
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Ptooie Note: I wasn't here because I wasn't here, not because someone switched the 7 and the 3. Level: 84 Posts: 160/1711 EXP: 5449413 Next: 212539 Since: 01-04-08 Last post: 4988 days Last view: 4918 days |
You didn't put this restriction, so I'll take the obvious answer of creating some portals and teleporting to safety. ____________________ "There are 3 types of people in this world: Those who can count and those who can't." |
Arbe |
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go away Level: 86 Posts: 162/1788 EXP: 5973659 Next: 168448 Since: 02-23-07 Last post: 4940 days Last view: 1509 days |
Posted by pieguy1372 You can't. What are you going to fire the other end of the portal at? |
NightKev |
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Cape Luigi Level: 131 Posts: 2169/4792 EXP: 26169912 Next: 254708 Since: 03-15-07 Last post: 3706 days Last view: 3617 days |
Posted by ArBeWhatWhat ABW said. It's a solid room. The floor, walls, and ceiling are just...solid. You can only shoot portals onto one of the 6 surfaces in the room (and possibly the catgirl), you're still stuck there. Durr.Posted by pieguy1372 ____________________ |
Remnic The Hedgehog |
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Chasupa Level: 56 Posts: 481/675 EXP: 1375812 Next: 22364 Since: 05-23-07 From: Kickapoo, Missouri Last post: 5144 days Last view: 5152 days |
Posted by NightKevBut if the surfaces were black?Posted by ArBeWhatWhat ABW said. It's a solid room. The floor, walls, and ceiling are just...solid. You can only shoot portals onto one of the 6 surfaces in the room (and possibly the catgirl), you're still stuck there. Durr.Posted by pieguy1372 ____________________ Marry off the poptart, I was strutting my horse. Streisand died in Mordor, It's I, yes I, the cyclopse, lol. |
Kawa |
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CHIKKN NI A BAAZZKIT!!! 80's Cheerilee is best pony Level: 138 Posts: 670/5344 EXP: 30874194 Next: 788787 Since: 02-20-07 From: The Netherlands Last post: 4469 days Last view: 2605 days |
I don't think their color matters much, Remnic.
In fact, wasn't the ASHPD only capable of making portals on flat surfaces of sufficient size, ignoring Penny Arcade? Incidentally, the catgirl is not a viable portal target either. ____________________ Wife make lunch - Shampoo Opera - give it a spin Spare some of your free time? <GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered Kawa rocks — byuu |
Remnic The Hedgehog |
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Chasupa Level: 56 Posts: 485/675 EXP: 1375812 Next: 22364 Since: 05-23-07 From: Kickapoo, Missouri Last post: 5144 days Last view: 5152 days |
Posted by Kawa Heh. I was actually thinking about Portal Flash when I made that post. ____________________ Marry off the poptart, I was strutting my horse. Streisand died in Mordor, It's I, yes I, the cyclopse, lol. |
NightKev |
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Cape Luigi Level: 131 Posts: 2175/4792 EXP: 26169912 Next: 254708 Since: 03-15-07 Last post: 3706 days Last view: 3617 days |
Posted by KawaAre you sure about that? ____________________ |
RT-55J |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 161/1562 EXP: 4878030 Next: 114819 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 285 days Last view: 26 days |
Scenario: You are trapped in a turbolift near the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D because the power is offline. All you have is a tricorder, phaser, and the knowledge that life support will be offline in 15 minutes if you don't do anything.
What do you do? |
pieguy1732 |
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Ptooie Note: I wasn't here because I wasn't here, not because someone switched the 7 and the 3. Level: 84 Posts: 174/1711 EXP: 5449413 Next: 212539 Since: 01-04-08 Last post: 4988 days Last view: 4918 days |
You didn't put this limitation, so I'll teleport to safety and turn on the life support. ____________________ "There are 3 types of people in this world: Those who can count and those who can't." |
RT-55J |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 162/1562 EXP: 4878030 Next: 114819 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 285 days Last view: 26 days |
Implicit in the situation is that the transporters are offline. |
pieguy1732 |
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Ptooie Note: I wasn't here because I wasn't here, not because someone switched the 7 and the 3. Level: 84 Posts: 183/1711 EXP: 5449413 Next: 212539 Since: 01-04-08 Last post: 4988 days Last view: 4918 days |
OK then...
I use the phaser to cut a hole in the turbolift. I now create some portals to navigate the shafts quickly, and use the phaser when necessary to cut through an obstacle or exit the shaft. I make my way through and turn on life support. ____________________ "There are 3 types of people in this world: Those who can count and those who can't." |
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