 |
|
Main
| FAQ
| Uploader
| IRC chat
| Radio
| Memberlist
| Active users
| Latest posts
| Calendar
| Stats
| Online users
| Search
| |||
| Views: 88,484,164 |
Main
| FAQ
| Uploader
| IRC chat
| Radio
| Memberlist
| Active users
| Latest posts
| Calendar
| Stats
| Online users
| Search
|
04-26-24 12:29 AM |
|
| Guest: Register | Login | |||
| 0 users currently in The Landfill | 2 guests |
| Main - The Landfill - Super Paper Mario: End of Chapter 1 | New thread | Thread closed |
| DarthRiko |
| ||
 Red Koopa Level: 28 Posts: 1/137 EXP: 124972 Next: 6366 Since: 09-09-07 Last post: 5903 days Last view: 5514 days |
A while back, I took the time to write down all the words from the beginning of when Fractail appears, to the end of the chapter. Here it goes.
FRACKTAIL: WARNING! INTRUSION DETECTED. LEAVE IMMEDIATELY OR BE PURGED. WAIT. SCAN INITIALIZED. RED CAP DETECTED. BLUE OVERALLS DETECTED. LEVEL 5 MUSTACHE DETECTED. INCREDIBLE. POSSIBLE SUBJECT IDENTIFICATION. BUT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE. HOLD YOUR POSITION. SEARCHING DATA BANKS… (DING, DING, DING, DING. DING, DING, DING, DING.) SEARCH COMPLETE: ONE POSITIVE MATCH. SYSTEM OVERLOAD! LEGENDARY HERO IDENTIFIED! FORGIVE ME HERO. I AM CALLED FRACKTAIL. MY ONLY PURPOSE IS TO DEFEND THE PURE HEART FROM LAWLESS INTRUDERS. YOU ARE LATE. I HAVE WAITED THOUSANDS OF YEARS FOR YOUR ARRIVAL. YOU MAY PASS. THE PURE HEART IS JUST AHEAD. Mysterious Voice: Ah ha ha. It wont be that easy, oh no… FRACKTAIL: WHO SPEAKS? Mysterious Voice: So very nice to meet you… and your mustache! I am Count Bleck’s master of dimensions, the pleaser of crowds… I am…Dimento! Remember the name well… Tippi: I know you. You’re that… Dimento: It would be so very DULL if your journey ended so easily… Instead, it ends with…magic! FRACKTAIL: (BZZZZZRRRRT) Dimento: Yes, much better... Now you and this robotic guardian can spend some quality time... Yes, quaality snack time! When he snacks...on you! For you...ARE the snack! Ciao! Tippi: What did he just... FRACTAIL: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART. ...SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISK. DISK NOT FOUND. CONFIRM DISK COVER IS CLOSED. READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISK AND PRESS ENTER. NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG. APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT. YOU LOST EVERTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS. WAITING FOR PROCESSORS. "404 computer hamsters not found." THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT. BEEBLEBLIP! C:/ run query identification C:/ run insult generator C:/ results: go away yeti-lip! CTRL ALT DEL! Tippi: It's going to fly in from the right, I can sense it. You should flip back into 3-D... FRACKTAIL: SYSTEM CRASH! AGH-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G. I HAVE MALFUNCTIONED. WHAT HAVE I DONE... HERO... HERO.. THE ERROR IS MINE. I AM SORRY... SHAME CIRCUT...SMOLDERING. PLEASE.. YOU MUST... SAVE... OUR... WORLD... Mysterious Voice: Welcome, hero. My name is Merlumina. Merlumina: I am a dormant soul... I have waited long to give you the Pure Heart. Yes, I have been waiting for 1,500 years. Your presence here must mean that all worlds have begun to collapse. Tippi: Yes, they have, in fact... That's why we're here... Merlumina: Before I give you the Pure Heart, you and I must speak. Listen well, hero. Long, long ago...my people built a civilization hailed as a beacon of culture. Sadly, despite our power, there was one thing we were powerless to stop: The Dark Prognosticus. Nobody knows who authored the book. It foretold the events of the future. On the last page, it was written that a chaotic power would devour the world. We knew it had to be stopped. Our greatest mind devised a grand plan to stop the tragedy before it happened. We need something with the pure essence of love to confront this chaos. Researchers set to work... and they created the Purity Heart. We devided the Purity Heart into eight pieces and hid them in different diminsions. We hid them for their own protection, waiting for the day the hero would arrive. Everything was going as planned. Or so it seemed... But the wheels of destiny began to spin wildly out of control. It began with a very small incident... At that time, I was quite young and quite beautiful... It started the day I met two very fetching young men. And, you see, my life set sail toward a maelstorm of love. You see, I asked one out, but... However... It was...well, you know... Basically...it... And then, I said... And he said... And then... (Mario falls asleep) ................................................................................................................................................... ................................................................................................................................................... And THAT is why we hope the Purity Heart will have the power to defeat chaos. To save all worlds, we must find the eight Pure Hearts that form the Purity Heart. And that is all I have to say on the matter. Were you listening carefully? (Mario wakes up and nods yes) Excellent... I did tell you the short version, so I wasn't sure if you would fully understand. It is up to you to find the Pure Hearts, for they are our last and only hope. Go forth, hero, and save the worlds... We are all depending on you! |
| GreyMaria |
| ||
|
>implying even the Japanese understand the Japanese Level: 105 Posts: 406/2851 EXP: 11920387 Next: 341873 Since: 07-13-07 Last post: 4497 days Last view: 4466 days |
Who....
...cares? ____________________ we're currently experiencing some technical difficulties |
| DarthRiko |
| ||
|
Red Koopa Level: 28 Posts: 2/137 EXP: 124972 Next: 6366 Since: 09-09-07 Last post: 5903 days Last view: 5514 days |
Posted by Grey Mario Who care about this forum? |
| GreyMaria |
| ||
|
>implying even the Japanese understand the Japanese Level: 105 Posts: 407/2851 EXP: 11920387 Next: 341873 Since: 07-13-07 Last post: 4497 days Last view: 4466 days |
1, this isn't even in the right forum (Gaming would be the closest match)
2, uh, if we wanted the game's script we'd consult GameFAQs and get it without spelling errors. ____________________ we're currently experiencing some technical difficulties |
| Clockworkz |
| |||
 Panser Level: 42 Posts: 308/344 EXP: 505441 Next: 15921 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5370 days Last view: 5366 days |
|
| blackhole89 |
| ||
 The Guardian Moloch whose eyes are a thousand blind windows! Level: 124 Posts: 529/4196 EXP: 21532197 Next: 304404 Since: 02-19-07 From: Ithaca, NY, US Last post: 471 days Last view: 83 days |
|
| DarthRiko |
| ||
|
Red Koopa Level: 28 Posts: 3/137 EXP: 124972 Next: 6366 Since: 09-09-07 Last post: 5903 days Last view: 5514 days |
well this is the STORY that goes along with the game. So it isn't in the wrong forum. |
| GreyMaria |
| ||
|
>implying even the Japanese understand the Japanese Level: 105 Posts: 422/2851 EXP: 11920387 Next: 341873 Since: 07-13-07 Last post: 4497 days Last view: 4466 days |
Posted by DarthRiko I demand a forum rename to "Text-Based Forum RPGs" since that's what this forum is for. ____________________ we're currently experiencing some technical difficulties |
| Fuji no likey :( |
| ||
 Cheep-cheep Compromised account. Please contact staff for a password reset. Level: 33 Posts: 25/196 EXP: 211591 Next: 17588 Since: 01-14-08 Last post: 5704 days Last view: 5314 days |
Posted by DarthRiko QFT, get the FUCK back on topic. I enjoyed reading this  I dont have a wii D: |
| Daaa77 |
| ||
|
Level: 13 Posts: 9/24 EXP: 9066 Next: 1201 Since: 01-14-08 Last post: 5752 days Last view: 5748 days |
Notice how this is the first topic on this board since September |
| Kawa |
| ||
 CHIKKN NI A BAAZZKIT!!! 80's Cheerilee is best pony Level: 138 Posts: 665/5344 EXP: 30943798 Next: 719183 Since: 02-20-07 From: The Netherlands Last post: 4498 days Last view: 2633 days |
And what a topic it is. ____________________ Wife make lunch - Shampoo Opera - give it a spin Spare some of your free time? <GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered Kawa rocks — byuu |
| GreyMaria |
| ||
|
>implying even the Japanese understand the Japanese Level: 105 Posts: 845/2851 EXP: 11920387 Next: 341873 Since: 07-13-07 Last post: 4497 days Last view: 4466 days |
Oh, this thread.
Ah, memories. ____________________ we're currently experiencing some technical difficulties |
| Devann |
| ||
|
Newcomer Level: 8 Posts: 6/8 EXP: 1741 Next: 446 Since: 02-04-08 From: -.- Last post: 5925 days Last view: 5822 days |
Posted by blackhole89 The game is titled "Mario and Luigi  artners in Time''. I own it, and it is hella hard without a Action Replay.
Edit: Put a comma instead of a colon in the title. Oops. ____________________ I am the one left behind in the shadows. I am the one that nobody understands. I am the one with only one title. I am the one that has to rescue Mario on occasion. I am Luigi. |
| GreyMaria |
| ||
|
>implying even the Japanese understand the Japanese Level: 105 Posts: 895/2851 EXP: 11920387 Next: 341873 Since: 07-13-07 Last post: 4497 days Last view: 4466 days |
Why the hell is this thread not locked yet?
...Oh, wait, it's so we can laugh at the pointlessness of it. ____________________ we're currently experiencing some technical difficulties |
| Arbe |
| ||
|
go away Level: 86 Posts: 323/1788 EXP: 5987133 Next: 154974 Since: 02-23-07 Last post: 4969 days Last view: 1538 days |
Posted by Grey Mario It isn't ever a good idea to write a story about a game. |
| Legion |
| ||
|
Level: 38 Posts: 210/267 EXP: 339329 Next: 31118 Since: 10-03-07 Last post: 5648 days Last view: 5646 days |
Posted by ArBeWhatPosted by Grey Mario WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! |
| Arbe |
| ||
|
go away Level: 86 Posts: 328/1788 EXP: 5987133 Next: 154974 Since: 02-23-07 Last post: 4969 days Last view: 1538 days |
Posted by LegionPosted by ArBeWhatPosted by Grey Mario >.> |
| DarthRiko |
| ||
|
Red Koopa Level: 28 Posts: 126/137 EXP: 124972 Next: 6366 Since: 09-09-07 Last post: 5903 days Last view: 5514 days |
Posted by ArBeWhatPosted by Grey Mario That was about a game, that was the game. |
| Luckykid |
| ||
 Goomba Level: 12 Posts: 15/22 EXP: 7783 Next: 138 Since: 09-28-08 From: Paducah,KY Last post: 5658 days Last view: 5599 days |
I don't think that this forum should be here. I mean who is going to view this kind of crap? Seriously. |
| Sukasa |
| ||
 Red Birdo Level: 92 Posts: 937/2112 EXP: 7689099 Next: 67838 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 4447 days Last view: 3219 days |
Plenty of people would use this forum, if we had more active RP'ers.
But whatever. Thread derailed, exploded, and trashed. |
| Main - The Landfill - Super Paper Mario: End of Chapter 1 | New thread | Thread closed |
© 2005-2023 Acmlm, blackhole89, Xkeeper et al. |
|
MySQL - queries: 77, rows: 105/106, time: 0.018 seconds. |
),