Originally posted by Thayer

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Originally posted by Tarale

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Originally posted by MathOnNapkins

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Originally posted by Tarale

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All good things come to those who wait

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Or to those who spam and somehow narrowly avoid the almighty ban.

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Well, I wasn't going to mention that. Don't want to give anybody ideas.

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Plenty of people have done it in the past and got off scotch-free.

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Originally posted by Thayer

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Originally posted by Tarale

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I don't tend to like these kinds of things myself, but I can see their usefulness for some people. This kind of thing allows the non-technical to create a webpage. I'm fine with that.

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I'm starting to wonder if it's better off even for the non-technical to learn some basic HTML, afterall, most of these pre-fab type things put out websitest that just aren't very nice looking most of the time. =(

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I... Played the best Square RPG the other day?

You guys are stupidly upbeat.

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Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish

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I dunno, perhaps I'm just depressed 'cause of everything that's been going on... I suppose it's natural, considering I'm moving out soon

But still...

Eh. Not a lot good has been happening.

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Originally posted by [GGS

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Originally posted by Colin

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Somehow I doubt the damage will just heal up by itself, Taryn... although you could take a hair dryer and cross your fingers.

I can actually read that gibberish.

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