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Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-12-06 02:19 AM, in Lunge Fish ft. The Monkey dudes in "Mahna Mahna" Link
Gaaaaaaah they play this song on the Toys R Us soundtrack.

This is my new favorite flash.

You are my new favorite flash artist.
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[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-12-06 11:41 AM, in Lunge Fish ft. The Monkey dudes in "Mahna Mahna" Link
I was exaggerating. Valcion's right, it does loop out after a few rounds, but you did a really good job. It's hypnotic, which is the ultimate goal of all flash loops.
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[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-12-06 12:00 PM, in Hack Release: The Lone Ra**** Link
Jomb, I can appreciate the symbolic value of this game. Congratultions, you've done exactly what you set out to do by making this hack. To all of the rest of you who play any video game in general but scorn this one: You're thinking with the wrong head. So far only Setz, me, Ibix, DarkSlaya, and ImInvisible seem to have gotten the joke (I may be missing someone people: Sorry if I am). Yeah, the hack may be shit, it may be devastatingly offensive and Jomb may be a "terrible person". But you're all going ZOMFG about this hack, when you would so easily defend something like GTA: SA (remember that? The thread started in the ROM hacking forums) when it comes under fire for crimes that are on the same level as rape.

A crime is a crime, through and through. At the end of the day, rape and murder are both still illegal. You cannot condone one crime for entertainment and shock value and then demean another crime just because it happens to go against your personal beliefs. That implies some sense of advocacy or support for the former! Are you all theft or murder enthusaists? I didn't think so, not in real life. We in "THA BIZ" call that hypocrisy.

Now, I'm sick of watching this crap. Jomb made a hack, and he added a disclaimer to it. It is NSFW, it is offensive, it is absolutely disgusting in its own right, and yet it is no more illegal than any other ROM hack out there, and he has let you all know what kind of content is in the game. You are all jumping on him about it, despite his assertion that in a game like this you must, as Setz pointed out from Jomb's original writings, be your own goddamn censor. I am indeed willing to bet that half of you have NOT played this game. Not only that, but your closed-minded flames of Jomb are in direct violation of the board's rules (he is not: he DOES have a content disclaimer, and this is NOT warez or porn). I'll not have this idiocy floating around anymore.

Oh, and as a side note, in the original The Lone Ranger's time setting, rape was very common. Humanity for the win!
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-12-06 11:42 PM, in The Treasure Beyond the Old Door (Chapter 4: Through a Pipe, Darkly) Link
Grey stared intently at his contract... He had taken a few classes in rhetoric in college, and this was surprisingly bullshit-free. Grey guessed, possibly correctly, that once a man had won his way to fame and fortune, he had no need for double-crosses anymore. In any case, he penned his name down, and submitted it to Grubba.

Grey: "What do you think? I'm Grey -------. I just got one condition: I don't really look good in spandex..."
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-13-06 11:20 AM, in Revolution or Wii? Link
Originally posted by neotransotaku
I like the name wii...but because it is so childish sounding, I don't think it is going to attract the people Nintendo wants to attract. Americans are all for power, mighty things and stuff like that. wii just doesn't provide that image

I found this neat little picture that may give you cause to wonder at just how terrible a "childish" console is.

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(edited by Grey on 06-13-06 10:21 AM)
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[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-13-06 11:35 AM, in Assuming Jesus had a child... Link
I edited the thread title so that Jesus was spelled right.

Of the 25 threads in here that deal with religion, at least this one deserves an intelligent name.

MON brings up a good point: What would exactly be so wrong with Jesus having a son? Does not humanity have the power to create life in their own way? Jesus, if he truly is the son of god, or god himself, has the power to do so in many ways, and yet he chose in his life to use the way that humans do. There's nothing really imperfect about having kids, and for all we know, if he did have a kid, he might have also been married in secret, or the kid might have been illegitimate. Oops. The gospel is only "according" to several members of Jesus' entourage, and even then, was a series of tales (true or not) passed down over the years before finally getting interpreted in a language we can understand. Somewhere along the line, the "sex is bad" part might have been thrown in, and Jesus' triumph in being what could truly be seen as a perfect human being (life without sin, and then passing genes on to a new generation to live in his image) might have needed alteration.

I'm a little sans-coffee right now, so if anyone has a plethora of biblical passages with which to disprove my reasoning, feel free to do so at your own risk, knowing full well that you're just playing into my argument that sections of the bible might have been altered based on the moral views of the times in which it was written.


EDIT:
It's not that I object to her profession,
But she doesn't fit in well with what you speak and say.
It doesn't help us if you're inconsistent.
They only need a small excuse to put us all away.

Who are you to despise her?
Who are you to criticize her?
Leave her, leave her, let her be now!
Leave her, leave her, she's with me now!
If your slate is clean, then you can throw stones,
If your slate is not, then leave her alone!
I'm amazed that men like you
Can be so shallow, thick and slow!
There is not a man among you
Who knows or cares if I come or go!


(edited by Grey on 06-13-06 10:39 AM)
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-13-06 12:41 PM, in Dancing Games Thread (VEE TOO...) Link
I gotta say, I'm kinda proud of this one...



I played this song three times. The time before I got this score was four months ago, and I got less than half of what you see there.
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-13-06 01:10 PM, in Summer Mosts Discussion Thread - Votes go in other thread Link
Nick, you ever think maybe it's a bad idea to drink so much?
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-13-06 09:45 PM, in The Treasure Beyond the Old Door (Chapter 4: Through a Pipe, Darkly) Link
Grey: "Er, okay... I hope they're not too muscly. I can't stand that Fist of the North Star style jackedness, it makes me feel like I'm punching a brick wall. What's worse, there's usually nothing in their heads to work with, either..."

Grey took out a yo-yo and began playing with it nonchalantly.
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-14-06 02:00 AM, in The Treasure Beyond the Old Door (Chapter 4: Through a Pipe, Darkly) Link
Grey: "O....oh....Kay."

He looked around the room. This was not the kind of place he wanted to fight for, all of a sudden, but at the same time, he had a feeling that it'd be reasonably easy, at least at first, to move out of a dump like this. In any case, if those minor leaguers in the room wanted to mess with a team like this, Grey thought, all the better. Less people in their way.

But other guidelines? This was sounding more and more like pro wrestling with each passing second. Not one to take bullshit lightly, Grey caught Jolene lightly by the shoulder, and tried to be as polite as possible.


"Erm, Miss Jolene, though this isn't nearly as bad as I thought it was, would you mind explaining the other guidelines you're mentioning at this moment, rather than on a need-to-know? We're already working for Mr. Grubba, so no matter what happens, we'll find them all out before our term is done. In the very least, you could allow us the dignity of knowing what we're up against first..."
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Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-14-06 04:59 PM, in Mafia: The (somewhat) Logical Detective Game! Link
I like how SNN is trying to save himself by throwing the same gambit that I am...
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-14-06 05:02 PM, in Guyz I'm t0tally leaving Link
Guys I think I need to leave the board. It's been beating me for the past few months now, and I have the bruises to prove it. I swear though, it's kind to me when it's not beating me, it's so kind. Please don't take the board away from me.

EDIT: Actually, you know what? I am probably the least contextually appropriate person to make a post like this at the moment.


(edited by Grey on 06-14-06 04:04 PM)
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-14-06 11:01 PM, in Mafia: The (somewhat) Logical Detective Game! Link
Well, like we mafioso say...

SNN's in on the whole gig.
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[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-14-06 11:05 PM, in the davinci code game Link
Crap.

I spent at least the last 30 seconds trying to think of a good licensed game to counter Alastor's argument, but I can't seem to.

Hang on.

................

Nope, I got nothing.
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-15-06 12:59 AM, in This is the kind of thing people need to start religions about! Link
(23:37:43) DetectiveGrey: (23:35:43) DetectiveGrey: WE HAVE
(23:35:45) DetectiveGrey: BREAD
(23:35:49) DetectiveGrey: WITH THE MAPLE SYRUP
(23:35:53) DetectiveGrey: ALREADY IN IT
(23:35:55) DetectiveGrey: HOOOOOLY SHIT
(23:36:03) DetectiveGrey: I AM ENJOYING THE BEST PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH EVER
(23:38:22) Cymor0:
(23:38:52) Cymor0: You know
(23:38:58) Cymor0: They also have cinnamon bread
(23:39:03) Cymor0: So combine the two
(23:39:04) Cymor0: <3
(23:40:15) DetectiveGrey: no
(23:40:16) DetectiveGrey: no
(23:40:19) DetectiveGrey: it has cinnamon
(23:40:21) DetectiveGrey: already in it
(23:40:23) DetectiveGrey: as well
(23:40:25) Cymor0: :O
(23:40:28) Cymor0: OH MY GOD
(23:40:28) DetectiveGrey: this is some great taste sensation
(23:40:32) Cymor0: FUCK YOU
(23:40:40) Cymor0: where do I get it
(23:40:49) DetectiveGrey: STOP AND SHOP
(23:41:20) Cymor0: :O
(23:41:21) DetectiveGrey: new york is still part of new england man
(23:41:24) DetectiveGrey: go gogogogogogogoogogogogogogogo
(23:41:28) Cymor0: H-H-H-HOLY SHIT
(23:41:38) Cymor0: There is one within walking distance of me
(23:41:50) DetectiveGrey: you are within walking distance of the greatest bread ever
(23:41:57) Cymor0: Tomorrow
(23:41:59) Cymor0: I mean
(23:42:06) Cymor0: I'm not even a fan of peanut butter
(23:42:16) Cymor0: But Fluffernutters are fucking awesome
(23:42:18) DetectiveGrey: this is the kind of bread that can change a man
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[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-15-06 02:50 AM, in The Treasure Beyond the Old Door (Chapter 4: Through a Pipe, Darkly) Link
Grey: "Supa Dreamlander...? I know it's a no questions asked thing, but I can't help but wonder why."

Grey rummaged through his 'locker' for what could possibly serve as a costume. While doing so, he punished Kirby for his transgressions by firing out another salvo of meaningless lore...

"The time-honored martial arts tournament... Has absolutely no meaning in a place like this. This isn't even fighting. It really is just "wrasslin'". If anything, it's professional wrestling, the modern form of which (and the basis for Mr. Grubba's "What I say goes" method of selecting a winner and loser of each fight) originated in a place called "America". Its most noteworthy method began about 20 or so years ago, when televised "wrasslin'" became more and more common due to the efforts of Vince McMahon. For about fifteen years, his "World Wrestling Federation" dramatized fighting and mocked combat, all the while claiming to be entirely real. It was odd, because the very strange part about "wrasslin'" is that in large part the complex maneuvers performed would actually severely hurt anyone who did not perform them in such a way as to ensure a lack of pain on the receiving party."

He eyed a few spandex uniforms, and threw them aside disgustedly. Grey then ruffled his vest, and nodded, figuring his street clothes were a good bit easier to fight in than a cape and mask.

"In 1997, the charade was stopped, and wrestling became known to the world as being almost completely fake. That doesn't mean you should make fun of wrestlers, though. They're still very talented athletes who know how to take some serious hits and dole them out, too. In fact, sometimes fights would turn completely pear-shaped, and the predetermined winners would be ousted by a loser who had no intention of losing without a real fight. It's definitely a bid for a wrestler to cry foul, but considering their heroic status as supermen of the day, how can you expect them to back down from a true challenge? Needless to say, it can be assumed that some wrestlers like to throw a wrench into things."

Satisfied with a pair of weightlifting gloves he had uncovered to protect his hands, he walked back to where the group was standing, and looked around the room at the seedy fellows that had been condemned to their same fate.

"What's that got to do with us? Well, I'm willing to bet guys like this aren't exactly willing to fight fair all the time..."


(edited by Grey on 06-15-06 01:52 AM)
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[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-15-06 03:23 AM, in The Treasure Beyond the Old Door (Chapter 4: Through a Pipe, Darkly) Link
Grey couldn't help but talk trash back... this was a little too much bullshit for him to handle.

Grey: "Tardy? Tardy? You don't even have any arms! It's a wonder you can open the doors to get to the arena on time! What do you do, jump up and bite doorknobs? I don't have to stand for this..."

He clapped Kir--- er, Supa Dreamlander on the shoulder and pointed at the cretins who dared to mock him.

"We don't have to stand for this! Is there even a reason for us to have to take out this kind of rifraff? Seriously, it's like five steps and a victory. How are we supposed to draw this out?"

Electricity began surging around Grey's hands... It was clear that he was getting slightly frustrated, and was beginning to have some severe difficulty seeing the rational side of things.
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[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-15-06 03:45 AM, in The Treasure Beyond the Old Door (Chapter 4: Through a Pipe, Darkly) Link
Grey: "Grrrrr......."

Grey growled softly as he hunched over, the bell of the match and the recent bonking of his hardworking costumed cohort's cranium firing him up. He extended his right arm, and a shining baseball bat appeared in his outstretched fingers, with a tiny coin that resembled the Earth hanging from its handle by a chain. He stamped his foot a few times, getting a feel for the flooring of the arena, as tiny shocks of static electricity scattered from his toes' impact. The very air itself tensed around him, as his eyes first turned a dull green color, then began to flash every few seconds, the interval growing shorter and shorter. Finally, they fixed themselves at a brighter hue, and locked on a member of the opposing side that had the poor, poor fate to be in the front of the party.

Meanwhile, the goombas around his target had begun to scatter, trying desperately to think tactically at a time when it was certain that one of them was going to fall no matter what happened. They watched and waited for Grey to move, anticipating a degree of speed that promised to surpass the normal spectrum of human movement. The electricity in the air continued to build, and rose to a level where the woolen sweaters of the shocked audience would spark a very energetic conversation with the atmosphere around them.

For a moment, it all stopped. All of it, and even Grey's eyes ceased to glow.

There was a quick flash, and Grey appeared on the eastern side of the arena, the bat in his hand stretched in front of him with both hands gripping its handle tightly.

Only the swish of the keychain at the end of the weapon rustled the still air.

Where his target had stood, oh poor goomba that he was, there was a bright sparkle like a fluorescent lightbulb in a dark alleyway, and a loud, wailing shriek like a banshee's lament. The sound of shattering glass filled the air for a brief moment as one of the arena's skylights grew a very precisely-targeted and exceptionally neatly-made goomba-shaped hole.

The electricity that had been in Grey's path suddenly exploded upward from his body, taking out another skylight in the process. A spotlight at the top of the arena sparked and went out. Naught but a crater remained where the goomba had stood, as the number "9999" flashed briefly in the air in bright, white letters before fading like a spent firework.

Grey sighed, straightened, and promptly collapsed, his baseball bat disappearing into nothingness once again.

He lay there passed out on the floor, as the illusion faded and the goomba that had once been smashed out of the arena froze in place, an expression of pure, unadulterated fright etched on its face. One of its allies nudged it a few times, and it tipped over, still frozen in the same position as it was scared into, the same expression on its face. It didn't move.

With three goombas left to handle, one was given to wonder just how it was possible that a team of trained fighters was able to get their asses handed to them by a ragtag band of misfits that had just met each other a week ago.



(edited by Grey on 06-15-06 02:53 AM)
(edited by Grey on 06-15-06 02:56 AM)
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 06-16-06 02:26 AM, in The Treasure Beyond the Old Door (Chapter 4: Through a Pipe, Darkly) Link
Grey: "We could just bang 'em all out right this second. That was nowhere near a real challenge. We totally wasted them!"

Grey, having woken up from his sleep status, stretched out on a putrid locker room bench. For a handicapped line of set-outcome fights, this didn't seem so bad. He just had to be patient.

Needless to say, that wasn't one of his strong suits. About four minutes of waiting passed before Grey picked himself up and stalked over to Kirby, imploring him to allow them to get in another fight and end their imprisonment.


"Pleeeeeease? It's easy... I bet she's right there outside the door waiting for us to just hit the button."
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