A man, wearing a blue jacket, a white shirt, and a pair of jeans that were whiter than JDavis's, stretched for a moment before approaching the "camera". Some features on the man were more apparent as he got closer: A blue bandana was tied around his forehead and covered by dark red spikes of hair.

Man: Howdy! My name is Kirby Neo Nite. I also go by the name as Kirbynite, which is spelled as a whole -- Kirby-N-I-T-E. This body isn't my original form. I'm actually a short and round pink alien from the planet Popstar. Hey, run a picture of my Dreamlander form, if you please, Gutsy?

The image of a round, pink creature wearing a red baseball cap turned backwards appeared on the screen. The creature had short stubby arms, which were attached to the head, and its oval shaped red feet were also attached to its head, which meant the head was also the creature's body.

Kirby: Seeing as how this is for the greater good if we don't suceed, which is quite unlikely, it'd be alright for me to mention I'm actually a prince. My dad took me along with him during his visits to Earth. I liked it so much here that I eventually moved here with several of my friends: Rick, Chuchu, Gooey, Pitch, Nago, Kine and Coo. Mitra eventually came to live with sometime later. We moved to Earth sometime in.. late 1998, I believe. For a while, we hung out at this carnival place that all sorts of popular people hung out at. We made some friends like Jeff.. Usagi.. Ness.. Ranma.. Minako.. Paula.. Ryoko.. Rei..

There was some coughing coming from the background. Kirby turned around, and then scratched his head.

Kirby: Er.. Yes.. I think I'm taking too long. Long story short.. Me and my Dreamlander friends live on floating island. We built a house there in the southern tip, and eventually turned that area into what I call the "Residential District".. South of my house, I try to grow some crops. I try very hard, yes. We live easy going lives.. and we don't leach off of anything in the world. Well, I don't. I'm not speaking for my friends who deal with lan parties Hum.. Well.. That's it..

The spikey headed man turned around and started doing a hand motion.

Kirby: C'mon, Yuna.

Off Camera Voice: What? No.

Kirby: We need to make sure everyone gets on this thing, you know.

Off Camera Voice: Alright, alright.

A women with long, shining, red hair stepped into the view. She was wearing a dark red scarf, a black tanktop with a bit of a middriff, and a beige cargo pants with a lot of pockets. She was grabbed by Kirby and pushed to face the recorder. There was a nervous smile on the woman's face while Kirby had a big goofy grin as he wrapped his arms around her. Now that she was in the view, it was clear that her skin really was dark with a bit of blue-violet in it.

Woman: Well.. My name is Rushuna Nite.. It used to be Zeal for a while.. but.. you know. I was not blessed with an enjoyable childhood.. I caused a lot of trouble for people just because I tried to live.. But things had started to get better when I met the Dragon Whisper twins, Ka'ae and Ka'nae. It was only a matter of time before I met Kirby and his friends.. Kirby saw I had potential for things, and aided me in learning ninja arts. Of course, Kirby and I saw potential for a lot of things in each other.. and.. yeah..

Kirby: Aw, geeze, Yuna, you make it sound more embarassing than it is.

Rushuna: Okay, done. Someone else now?

Just as Kirby and big Rushuna started to walk away, the spikey headed man turned around and stepped really close to the recorder.

Kirby: Oh, hey, wait, I got one last thing to say. Kirb, if something bad really did happen, and if you're going to try to fix it, be sure to bring that yellow backpack your sister gave you, okay? And also, you need to grab yourself a bottle of Chateau Romani. If you don't know where to get it, it's on Earth. You first need to head to a forest in Europe that leads to the passage to Termina.. Show them the coordinates, Gutsy

The image of a clearing in a forest appeared on the screen. There was a large tree stump with a hole large enough for a person to walk through.

Kirby: Look for the Milk Bar in Clock Town. Bring a hat that looks like a cow. Alright, that's all I have to say.