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Kirbynite Phan Phan  I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!!                   Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Kirby: Ugh, if that's how it works, we can't even bribe the pilot. Argh, this is just more time wasted.
Kirby ruffled his hair out of irritation. One more delay between him and Schala. Kirby: Yeah, I definitely see how a Pianta would wanna live here, now. Joik. 
Kirby lifts his head up and looks around at the people walking about. He took in a deep breath, and, ignoring common sense, he yelled out.. Kirby: Hey! Does anyone know where we can find this Don Pianta fella?! Anyone nearby quickly walked away from the group, while others tried their best to pretend like they didn't hear anything. Kirby: ...  (edited by Brixikyent on 05-26-06 02:53 PM) |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Kirby: Oh.. Right.
Kirby shrugs a bit and starts to walk towards the store. Upon entering, he notices a female Boo, with kitty ears on. A sweatdrop rolls down the back of his head until he notices certain items being displayed. Kirby: Hey! Kirby rushes up to the items, picking up a Dried 'Shroom, and a Dizzy Dial. Kirby: I've got an alchemy potion that needs the attributes of these items. Hey, lady, I'd like to buy these. |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Kirby: Items that're already mixed means less stuff for me to carry. Besides, there's no art with Transmutation Circles. It's all just flashy, alteration magic. | |||
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!!  Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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((That thing was oversaturated with references  ))
Kirby kept his voice down when he walked past the Pianta duo. Kirby: I can't tell if those goons were nice, or they were joiks... I've suddenly got a crazy for a royale with cheese... (edited by Brixikyent on 05-28-06 01:23 PM) |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Kirby: ... They let us pass, we didn't need to say anything.. You know what, I don't want to know what happens.
Kirby quickly stepped inside the brick building that was at the end of the path. He looked around, and noticed the cushy arrangements in the room. The lighting was a bit dim, but still enough to see where to walk through. He noticed a Pianta with a mustache sitting in the back of the room. Kirby: You must be the person we're lookin' for. The Don: What's wid you, wise guy? I hope you have not come ta waste my time, if so, dis is gonna hurt. Kirby walked right up to the table, and slammed his hands on the Pianta's desk. Kirby: We need tickets for your blimp. The Don: Hah! The noive of this kid! It's makin' me laugh! (edited by Brixikyent on 05-29-06 11:05 PM) |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| The Don: Do youse know who I am? I'm Don Pianta! I make cryin' babies weep!
Kirby: ... Ahum.. The Don: *looks at Fem* Nah, I like this kid's gumption. *looks at Kirby* I gotta assume you got a reason for wantin' a ticket for da blimp. Out wid it! Kirby: My.. friend, Schala, was kidnapped, and I'm trying to find her. But the only clues we've got are just the Star Stones. The Don: Hm.. I don't care if dis fairy tale about da Star Stones and its treasure are real, but I tell ya.. I can't help but like a guy who wants to rescue some skirt he fell for. Kirby: I.. er.. No no, you misunderstand about Schala... 
The Don: You want me ta change my mind? Kirby: No no no! Go right on ahead with your thinking!
The Don: ... Tell ya what. You do me a little... favor... an' you get your blimp tickets. Sounds fair, right? Kirby: .... what's the favor..? The Don: It's easy. It's nothin'. It's less dan nothin'. See, da thing is.. My own daughter.. eloped wit' one of my young... associates. Dey vanished.. but it wasn't too long ago dat dey did. Dey oughta still be nearby. You gotta find my daughter, Francesca, and dis.. Frankie... an' bring dem both here. If you are unable to bring dem here, then alls you gotta do is tell me where dey are. Then I shall settle dis matter quickly, an' wid what is known as extreme prejudice. Kirby: .... The Don: So it's settled, yeah? Find my daughter an' her... friend. Den come see me. Dey look like dis. The Pianta Mafia Boss holds up a picture of two Piantas. One's a yellow Pianta with a white dress, and the other is a blue Pianta with a white suit. Kirby: Classy folk. The Don: An' just so we're clear here... If you don't find my daughter, your luck may turn terrible... Kirby quirks a brow and starts walking towards the door. He's not too thrilled about the favor he was asked... (edited by Brixikyent on 06-02-06 07:51 PM) |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Kirby: Well, that was simple enough.. But.. I'm not too sure if I wanna go through with this. I mean, I know I've been kinda obssessive over finding Schala, but I'm not sure if I'd wanna be the cause of two Piantas being whacked... | |||
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Kirby: I'm feeling mixed emotions here.. I don't know whether or not to be thrilled that this seems sidequest-y and short.. Be angry about wasting time... Or feel happy about a couple wanting to be with each other.
Kirby gave out a sigh as everyone arrived at the the port. Lo and behold, there was the Pianta couple they had setout to look for. Kirby: Hey! You two! Francesca: Hey, back off, you creep! You got something to say, or you like sidling up to people? Kirby: What...? Nevermind that. Look: The Don asked me to look for you two, and to have you two go see him. Francesca: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!? The yellow Pianta turns around to look the other Pianta. Francesca: Frankie, what should we do? If Daddy finds us now... Oh, I don't know... and the boat's coming any minute... Frankie: Dollface... Maybe we oughta head back and try to talk to da boss one more time. Francesca: No, Frankie! Don't say that! Don't you know what he'll do to you if we do that? Frankie: Francesca... Babydoll... If we can just talk calm-like wit' da boss, he'll understand. Francesca: Oh, Frankie... My Frankie.... Don't you love me? Francesca: Of course I love you, sugar cookie. More dan anybody in da whole world! Francesca: Then let's go, Frankie! Let's run! To the ends of the earth if we have to! At this point, there was a rather dull look on Kirby's face, as well as a hint of crimson pigments. Frankie: But, butter biscuit... Dey already found us out. We can't keep runnin' forever. Francesca: We can, Frankie! The more you try to put out the flames of love, the hotter they burn! Until I marry you, no one will extinguish these flames of passion! NO ONE!!! *turns around and looks at Kirby* Don't you see, Mister? I beg you: pretend you never saw us! Can you do that? Kirby: But.. I... *sighs* Of course ;;
Francesca: Thank you, Mister! You're a really swell guy! Real standup! |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Kirby: ... Ahum... I dunno.
Kirby turned around and started walking away from the port. Kirby: I'm not fond of that thing about our luck turning, but maybe we should try talking to the Don again. We could go and tell him that we couldn't find them. Of course, if he tries to start something, I wouldn't mind busting some skulls. |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Kirby: And that'd go against me saying I won't turn them in. I don't want to cause them more trouble, even if they can get away.... | |||
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!!  Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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Kirby: Variable script!  Can't you people get it through your heads, even after all these years?!
A nice little walk and walking across a bridge later...... The Don: Look who's come back. Da pineapple head and his little goonies. Youse gonna brighten my mood? So give. What you got? You know da wehreabouts of dese two runaways? Kirby: I.. Kirby looks at Fem for a moment, then turns to the Don. Kirby: Can't tell you that. The Don: What? I must be goin' deaf. Did you just say to me dat you couldn't tell me? You come waltzin' in here an' say dat to me? To ME?!? Do I look like a sucker to you? I warned you, wise guy! We're gonna need a mop pick up what's left of you! Kirby noticed Vincent and Jules were inside the room, cracking their knuckles. Kirby: Fine, I wouldn't mind a good scrap right now. Francesca: Daddy, wait! Francesca and Frankie quickly run inside the building, panting pretty hard. Kirby: Aw man, I really wanted to fight, too... Can't believe your "intuition" was right, Fem |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Kirby: *looks at Fem* .... You're kidding me
The Don: Francesca! Frankie: Boss! Forgive me, Boss! I-I'm sorry! Truly I am! The Don: Frankie! So! Back you come, head hung low an' wit' your tail between your legs! Francesca: No, Daddy! Don't hurt him! I'm the one who said we should elope! It was ME! But Frankie said no! He said we should come back to talk to you, Daddy! Frankie: Boss! Listen, I don't care what you do to me! I deserve it all for bein' disloyal! But you gotta forgive her. Forgive your daughter Boss! Dat's all I ask. Francesca: No, Daddy! No! No! No! I'm the bad one. It's my fault! If you're going to punish anyone, punish me! Frankie: No Boss! It's all on me. It's my responsibility! All da blame, right here. It seems like the two kept inching closer and closer to the Don, standing infront of each other. Francesca: Daddy! Frankie: Boss! Kirby: Holy cucco, this has got to be the biggest waste of time... Grey, I'm with you on that secret ending. The Don: YAAAAAARRRGGH! Enough! QUIET! BOTH OF YOU! Francesca! My headstrong daughter... You used up your last favor long ago! An' you, Frankie! You were like a son to me! Dis is how you repay your debt to Don Pianta? I feel such disappointment in you two, it's like a Poison Shroom in my gut. The Pianta Mafia boss turns his back on the two. The Don: I don't ever wanna see your mugs again! You hear me? Get outta my sigh! Both of you! I don't care where, just go!! That's what you wanted, huh? Then that's what I'm sayin'! Go! Do what you want! Even if it means gettin' married! Francesca: Oh, Daddy!!!!!! ♥ Frankie: Dad! ...No! Wait, I mean... BOSS!!!!!!!!! ♥ Francesca: Thank you so much, Daddy! Thanks for your blessing! Frankie: Boss! I'll make your daughter a happy woman! I promise you! She'll want for nothin'! The Don: Enough already! Just go! GO! *sniff* Kirby: We can stop taking the backseat to the story anytime now... |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Francesca: Goodbye, Daddy! And thank you so much!
Fracesca and Frankie quickly head out the door. Kirby looked at Grey, and then looked at Don Pianta. Kirby: ... aHEM! The Don: You still here? Kirby: Yeah
The Don: Hmph! Well, you found my daughter an' got her to come back here.. Kirby: In a manner of speaking.. The Don: An' just lookit how things turned out! What a complete an' utter soap opera! But hey, a deall's a deal. You can have your blmp tickets, like I said. The Don tosses a pile of VIP tickets onto the desk, and then turns around. The Don: Who knew? Dat guy's got her smilin' ear to ear! She's.. happy. Dat's good. Hey, I knew you were da right man for da job. Thanks a bunch, pally. But I don't ever wanna see your mugs no more. Don't ever come back here! Kirby: Say no more. Kirby yoinked a ticket for himself and started walking towards the door. |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Kirby: I'll be sure to point you being the culprit when they come around asking. Joik.
Kirby shrugged and started running towards the location of the blimp. It was just around the corner, past the Pianta Parlor casino, and through an alleyway. Looked around as soon as he got past the brick and mortar surroundings. It seemed like nothing but country past the city, until you notice the high tech looking train stationed nearby. Kirby didn't bother fussing over the train, however, as he noticed further a way something that looked like a floating Cheep-Cheep fish. Kirby: I really would've assumed it was going to have the face of Don Pianta. Just then, a red Cheep-Cheep with a white pilot's hat flopped over to Kirby. Stewart: *deep, croaky voice* What's it to ya? Kirby: Oh, just wanted to know who to give the ticket to get on the blimp. Stewart: That'd be me, matey. |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Kirby: Hey hey, what's that's supposed to mean? <____<
Kirby proceeded to snatch the others' tickets, not bothering to wait for them to snap out of their OT'd states. He handed the tickets to Stewart, and then starts pushing everyone towards the blimp. Stewart: Arr, prepare yerselves for the flight. Kirby: ... Are you really a pirate? Stewart: ... no v_v Kirby: Right. Can we go? Stewart: But I've always wanted to be a sailor! Kirby: Yeah, okay. You're an air-sailor then. Can we go? Stewart: An air-sailor? Sailing the skies.. Hm.. Hey, I never thought of it like that! Thanks, matey! Kirby:
The blimp finally took off, and started its journey to Glitzville.... CHAPTER 3 Of Glitz and Glory (edited by Brixikyent on 06-07-06 04:23 PM) |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Stewart: Land ahoy!
Kirby: Huh? The sleep-bubble hanging off of Kirby's head popped as he heard the cheep-cheep's voice. Kirby groggily looked out the window, and noticed nothing but clouds. Kirby: Ahum... If I didn't already know Glitzville was a floating island, I would've said something else... Then again.. I don't see any-- Stewart: Brace yerselves! All of a sudden, the flooring beneath everyone began to descend. Kirby managed to keep his balance from the sudden movement, but still felt a bit unnerved in being unable to see anything but the sky. He then noticed a balloon float by. And then several balloons. Kirby: ... Oh! We're being lowered onto Glitzville! Kirby was half right. Several meters before reaching the Glitzville ground, the floor beneath everyone disappeared and basically dropped them onto concrete. Kirby: Ow! Hey! That was so lame! The island wasn't very big. It had a few buildings, like a hotel, a bar, a souvenier shop, and the main attraction, the Sim-Battle Arena. Kirby: What? Erm, the Glitz Pit Arena. Kirby: Thought so. |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Kirby: Remember, kids: do not lean on the fourth wall, or it shall fall over on you, and pin you down until you say uncle.... er.. Unless you're actually ripping through it and causing it pain...
Kirby looks around. It doesn't seem crowded at all. There were a few scattered people about. There was a family of bob-ombs (one in gold, one in silver, and the smallest one bronze), there was a pig-like guy setting up a hot dog stand-- Kirby: You know the neon lights are bright when they make you forget you were in broad daylight. It's hurting my eyes trying to identify everyone here. I'm gonna go into that big building. Big buildings usually have better help centers, and they might know something about a Star Stone. (edited by Brixikyent on 06-08-06 12:51 AM) |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Is this story intended to be a story, or a role playing story? I'm kind of unsure by the wording top and bottom of your post.
Sidenote: "Attack on the Mushroom Kindgom" sounds like a rather common title (edited by Brixikyent on 06-11-06 01:49 AM) |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Kirby: It's logical! When I see a Cheep Cheep for a blimp pilot and a pig for a hot dog vendor, it can only make sense if it's this way!
Kirby smiles as he starts skipping to the building's sliding glass doors. Kirby's smile fades away as he sees a huge crowd of screaming people, who're currently flooding the main lobby. Kirby: ... Don't tell me our next quest involves us waiting in line to get to the help desk. (edited by Brixikyent on 06-11-06 04:37 PM) |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6306 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Kirby: Excuse me... someone..? Ahum.. Hey...
Kirby tried to get the attention of the crowd, but it was useless. They were all hollering over the monitors located everywhere. There seemed to be a golden bird anthro laying the smack on some armored fool. Kirby got the sense there was a bit of aztec in the fighter... Golden Fighter on Screen: YOU JUST FELT THE RAAAAAAWK! Kirby: Okay, he's not aztec, he's just a freakin' lucha styled fighter.
The heavily armored opponent was sprawled out onto the platform. The mat seemed to be just an elevated square, quite similar to martial arts tournaments in the old days. The golden bird man was approached by an oddly blue and plump fellow wearing a black fedora, black vest, a red bowtie, and some Morpheus styled shades. A microphone was held in the creature's grubby hand. Golden Fighter on Screen: Stay down, pincushion! You don't want want more of this! Why'd you even show up? Yeah, you hear me talking, Wimpy! Stay outta the ring, or feel the burn, baby! *snatches the mic from the other guy* Tell you what: do about a million push-ups and then come see Uncle Rawk Hawk! I'll give you another world-class spanking and send you crying home to Momma again! Rawk Hawk tosses the mic back to the owner. Plump Creature: Hoooo-WEEEEE! Champ! That was a grade-A whuppin'! Yer thoughts on the match! Rawk Hawk: You call that a match? Ain't there a fighter out there who can challenge me? No! No one can! Hear me? Ain't a fighter out there that can even make me sweat! They're a bunch of little crybabies, running around in stinky diapers! You got a bone to pick?!? Come fight me! Bring it! I'll take on anyone! You weaklings might as well stick to video-game fighting, OK? 'Coz Imma bring the hurt on you. Rawk Hawk quickly steps to the side of the platform, and pulls out a large belt, with avery large crystalized star shimmering on the front of it. All of the cameras gave an extreme closeup of the star. Rawk Hawk: YEAH! NUMBER ONE, BABY!!! RAWK HAWK IS THE CHAMP! Harharharharharharharhar! ------------------------------------------ Meanwhile... Kirby's mouth stood hanging, as he realized what was in the hands of the giant bird. Kirby: ... Okay, here's the plan. Grey, you hide in a trashcan out back, Fem, you lure the guy out... (edited by Brixikyent on 06-12-06 12:29 AM) (edited by Brixikyent on 06-12-06 12:32 AM) |
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