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Jomb Deddorokku                    Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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When i was in high school i was myself. This made me a complete and total outsider. I had very few friends and no one seemed to understand me. I was usually off doing my own thing by myself. No one picked on me because i beat the shit out of the first guy who threw a spit wad at me and got suspended, though that was the only fight i was ever in in high school, i never picked on anyone who was'nt messing with me first. High school was a primarily lonely experience for me. I got very good grades, but i did'nt really fit in with the "nerds" either. The funniest thing to me is that years after the fact, when people are asked who was the coolest kid in their class, my name comes up alot. Thats funny to me because i sure did'nt feel very cool back then sitting all by myself 
So maybe you got a choice, be yourself and have a lonely time in high school, but maintain your dignity and be considered cool in the long run. Or be one of the "cool kids" and have tons of shallow friends in high school, but be a sell-out. |
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| 1. psychologists
2. attorneys 3. anyone who oppresses others 4. the guy who did'nt like Shakira over her breat size (ok, hate is too strong for this one, but hey man, Shakira IS very sexy, and her smallish breasts are a big part of it. Dont care for her music though. Tits are'nt everything, in fact, i would argue that they are nothing) 5. people who profit off of other people's misery 6. President Bush |
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| *LOL* you sure put your foot in your mouth with that one! | |||
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| I used to have long hair a LONG time ago. Then it was shaved. Then, briefly, i had a mohawk combed to one side. Now its short, but slightly longer in the front than in the back.
Although there are some women who look fantastic with short hair, 9 out of 10 times they look better with long hair, in my opinion. The longer and thicker the better! Once, when i was young and kinda dumb, i refused to date a girl because her hair was too short for my tastes! *L* It was soooo short, it was practically shaved. She was real nice though, so in the long run i was just being a tard. |
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| "I hate having almost no breasts and being 5'3 and living with the fact that I'll probably be this way for the rest of my life because I'm asian and I can't expect to get much taller or bustier at this point. I just stereotyped against myself but I don't care, dosn't mean I don't hate that its true in this case..but some things you just can't help. Its superficial for me to care and good people won't think it matters, but, is it so wrong to not want to look and feel a little bit better? Maybe I'm just silly, I sure feel it.. "
When i first read that i thought it said you were 53 (as in years old) *LOL* I know it will mean little to you, but I for one PREFER smaller breasts. I also kind of have a thing for short girls. I also really like straight dark hair, which is also a stereotype i guess, but most asians have that So maybe things are'nt so bad, eh? Some of us really like girls just like you've described yourself. |
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| I used to watch adult swim all the time up to about 1.5 years ago, then i got busy and lost track of it. It sound slike it's fallen all to hell! Do they at least still play all those Williams Street cartoons? | |||
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| The reason that Jesus having a child is so controversial, is because in most of Christianity sex is a sin. It is the origional sin in fact. So if Jesus had a child, that is evidence that he committed a sin, and so was not perfect and sinless, or that sex isn't actually a sin as the church would have you believe, because even Jesus liked to fuck. Depending on your interpretation of that possible event. Whether it is mentioned in the bible or not has little bearing on whether it happened, because the bible as we know it was cobbled together by committee a couple hundred years or so after the fact. The leaders of the church could have simply felt that it would have been detrimental to their ability to control the masses if Jesus had a child, so conveniently left it out. Or not. Maybe they were worried the Christ lineage would be seen as the rightful rulers of the church even over the pope. Personally, i would find Jesus a much more interesting mythological character if he had a wife and children, as it is, it just seems kinda odd that he would'nt have any children or a wife, ESPECIALLY back around 0 AD when a man his age still being a bachelor would have been very creepy and/or freakish. | |||
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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About 6 months ago i released an infamous hack on this board. About 7 years ago i made the hack Pussy City Pimps. Now i'm back again with my 3rd hack, The Lone Rapist. This is my comedy hack of The Lone Ranger for NES. Do not play this hack if you have no sense of humor. Do not play this hack if you are easily offended. Do not play this hack if swear words, violence, and extreme sexual situations cause your upper lip to twitch and your panties to get bunched up. Basically dont play this if you are a very uptight person with a closed mind. I made this hack as a reaction to most games leading me around by the nose and forcing me to do good deeds whether i wanted to or not. This game does the opposite, it leads you around by the nose and forces you to commit heinous atrocities. There is little to no actual nudity in this hack. This is an action-RPG and about 99.5% of all the text has been changed. Screen shots will not do this justice because it cant show you the new storyline. Here are some anyway.
and here is the patch - Lone Rapist I made this one for I-mockery.com. They did a review of it and you can download an already patched ROM there if you like. Hope someone gets a laugh out of it. My next one is well under way and has something completely new (i think) |
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Jomb Deddorokku  Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| If sex isn't a sin, explain why it is referred to as the "origional sin"? | |||
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| Maybe I'm wrong, heck i'm not even a christian, but i did take a college class on comparative religions. In that class i was taught that in christianity, eve's eating of the apple was symbolic of knowledge of sex, which is the origional sin. This is why everyone is said to be born with a burden of sin, because we came out of origional sin. | |||
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| *LOL* About the reaction i expected
Only one person seems to have got the joke so far, its about absurdity. Anyway, we're talking 8-bits here. Rape in true color = not funny. Rape in 8-bits = let the hilarity ensue! Thats my take anyway. Obviously the people talking about stereotypes have'nt played this game, ironically, many of jokes about half way through the game come directly from old west and japanese stereotypes. The rest of the humor is a mix bag between the absurdity of "The Lone Rapist" and making a terribly twisted take on the Old West. Some Bush bashing thrown in for effect. But at the end of the day this is a niche hack, most people are'nt going to get it. Ironic that when the crime is cold-blooded murder, that is AOK, but if there is a sex crime, which is actually a lesser crime, then everyone is up in arms. This is trend-setting, watch and see, today people are killing for fun in games like GTA, how much longer till there is rape thrown in? Is it not the illogical next step?
As far as wasting my talent goes, this is not my primary gig, i make hacks between sessions of working on my origional game to blow off steam. My purpose in making hacks is not to please the general public, to pretend i'm making a new game, or anything else of the sort. I make hacks that make ME laugh. It just so happens there is a group of other people who also get the joke. (edited by Jomb on 06-11-06 07:01 PM) (edited by Jomb on 06-11-06 07:01 PM) |
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| "Where do you get this "lesser crime" shit from? "
criminal codes
"Wait, there's a joke in this hack? Could've fooled me. And I don't know where you get off thinking that rape is ok. It isn't ok, in any context." Why are you here? Obviously you have no sense of humor and/or a closed mind, I specifically told you not to play this game
Really, life is just too depressing if you cant make light of it. Laugh once in awhile! The Lone Rapist is not going to pop out of your screen and rape you, its a hacked ROM, thats all. No actual people are being harmed. We're talking 8 bits here people
jeez, you dont see me popping into the threads about mario hack #290342903482093 and complaining about how boring it is. If you dont enjoy this sort of humor simply dont download or spend time concerning yourself with it in this thread. Be your own censor, i do it all the time. |
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| "Games often take their cues from cinema such as the plotlines of organised crime films which have been around for decades. Cinema since the days of tarentino have shown killing to be saddening and also showed the comedy of the situation characters are placed in. Films that portray rape do so as an incredibly horrible crime and have never shown it to be something to laugh about."
I'm not taking my cue from cinema, and this isn't a film "You claim the next logical step is rape to be a playable aspect of games and to be FUN?! Somehow i doubt it. " How many people play a game like GTA or Postal or whatever, and gun down some random people on the streets, or run over an old lady and then just laugh at the silliness of the situation? Thats not actually funny, running over an old lady. In a make-believe video-game situation sometimes it is. Death is FAR more severe than rape. Rape is serious (forcible rape is anyway), but people do recover from it everyday and live good lives. There is no recovery from death. Somehow murder is perfectly acceptable in a video game, even rewarded, but right now rape is not. How long will that last? If things keep getting more and more extreme how much longer till there is a game like GTA where rape is an option? I'm wagering its on the horizon. You can only push the envelope so far before every crime is involved. "I see what ya saying about the violence of games but really whats the point. Youd be better off not releasing anything at all. And it certainly doesn't help the community in anyway to have yet another humourous take on today's soceity and it's acceptance of violence." IYO that is. I find pushing the envelope to an absurd degree to be rather humorous. Maybe i'm the punk rocker of ROM-hacking! But seriously, if you have a weak-stomach for this sort of thing you really should head my origional advice and just avoid this one. If you have a derranged sense of humor on the other hand, you might get a laugh out of it. (edited by Jomb on 06-11-06 08:06 PM) |
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| Actually Kubrick is one of my favorite directors.
And yes, the one thing maybe more funny to me than the Lone Rapist hack, has been people's comments on this thread, particularly on the 1st page. I'm saving them and storing them with my copy of the hack. Like i said i have another one coming up soon which i was working on simultaneously. It has no raping involved, but i still think it will be controversial. Ironically to me my last hack did'nt get nearly this kind of reaction, it is far far worse than this one. This one does'nt even have any nudity in it for christs sake! |
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| "Most probably didn't, actually. I know I didn't. "
None of the people commenting on it to this point have actually played it. It would'nt even be possible to play it through in such a short period of time. It takes me about 6 hours to play through it and i know what i'm doing, the 1st time would take much longer. It's an RPG basically, and the entire story has been changed right up to and including the ending. People were going off of the title and my very brief description of it. Very amusing! |
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| Actually i have'nt yet seen Clockwork Orange, but i doubt i would find it funny. The rape would have to be in an 8 bit (or maybe 4 or 16 bit setting) to get me laughing. I love Eyes Wide Shut, that is one of my favorite movies. The Shining, Dr. Strangelove, and Space Oddysey 2002 and all very good as well.
Text is 99.5% or so changed. Some music has been changed (to reflect the Lone Ranger's derranged state of mind). All cutscene graphics, and main character graphics have been changed, and a few other minor things. Some of the enemy graphics have been left unchanged as they still fit in with the new story line just fine. |
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| Actually, there is no graphic rape scenes in The Lone Rapist, just allusions to it. There is tons of violence, but that was already in The Lone Ranger, i've just changed the motivation for it. The Lone Ranger has to be a mass murderer if his game is any indication! | |||
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| on the topic of staying on topic, i think threads get closed way too easy on Acmlm, so what if the thread is off on a tangent? Thats often-times how the most interesting conversations go. | |||
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| Bio.exe - Dont give up posting, I for one agree with you more often than not.
I got bored for a moment so i looked into the origional sin and sex = evil stuff. It turns out that the origional christians had no problems with sex and dont appear to consider it evil or anything. Infact what i read said that there was no concept of origional sin till a few hundred years after jesus. Then a fellow named St Augustine came along and decided that humans are inherantly evil because of eve eating the apple and thats origional sin. He also felt that the only way to be close to God was to abstain from sex. His teachings got worked into christian theology because he was infuential. So maybe the early christians would have had no problem with Jesus having children of his own, but later on the church may have had problems with such an idea because they believed "The only way to obtain God's grace is to avoid having sex.” Thats what i read anyhow, and it seems to make sense to me, but like i said before, i'm not a christian, so these teachings are'nt sacred works to me. I can view them with more detachment than a christian would, i imagine. (edited by Jomb on 06-14-06 11:22 PM) |
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Jomb Deddorokku Since: 12-03-05 From: purgatory Last post: 5910 days Last view: 5910 days |
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| Working on coding one of my origional games in C++
Working on some hacks when bored with that. Working on my house i bought a couple months ago. I'm now doing the outside. Let me tell you, climbing up 3 stories on a wobbly ladder to scrape and paint the eves is easily the hardest and most terrifying job i've ever done! |
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