Originally posted by MSD Kitten

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Originally posted by spel werdz rite +

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Quote this for the next 30 second fad!

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I'm quoting this because I'm a fad whore.

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Originally posted by DarkSlaya

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On a fun-random-side-note: I fucking hate you all.

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Originally posted by spel werdz rite +

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THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!!!!
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade.
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
as far as the eye can see,
and only one will survie,
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny.

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it, and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
as far as the eye can see,
and only one will survie,
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown.

Angels sang out...
in immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens...
descened Chuck Norris...
who delivered a kick...
which could shatter bones...
into the crotch...
of Indiana Jones...
who fell over on the ground...
writhing in pain...
as Batman changed back...
into Bruce Wayne...
but Chuck saw through...
his clever disguise...
and he crushed Batman's head...
in between his thighs.

Then Gandalf the Grey
and Gandalf the White
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
and Benito Mussolini
and the Blue Meanie
and Cowboy Curtis
and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman
every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the Rock
Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloddiest battle that the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe.
The fight ranged on for a century.
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood--
the rest saw their better.
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
as far as the eye can see,
and only one will survie,
I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
(this is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
(this is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
(of Ultimate Destiny!)

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Originally posted by spel werdz rite +

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I'm running out of ideas on what to say!!

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Originally posted by spel werdz rite +

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