Originally posted by Giko Cat

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And he confessed that it was badly timed: the board was killed before the Death Clock reached zero.

I still haven't forgiven him for it.

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Originally posted by SWAT Cat

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I had heard about the Death Clock...but I just assumed that was a joke and there was some other reason for the crash. That IS evil

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Originally posted by Yoshi Dude

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I've never seen a layout that made a transparent PNG background look good.
And yeah, your text is unreadable, the background image itself is just lame.. I think you should make a similar version of your last layout. That one was much better.
Or at least revamp this.

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Originally posted by Detective Sion

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31 Reasons Sion is better than you *

1. If you ask Sion what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the
face.

2. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Sion
can kill him and take it.

3. Sion once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke
the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she
was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

4. Sion doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.

5.Sion brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered,
Sion roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the
crew once more that the good Sion giveth, and the good Sion, he taketh
away.

6. Sion lost his virginity before his dad did.

7. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have
felt the wrath of Sion.

8. Since 1940, the year Sion was born, roundhouse kick related
deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

9. Sion is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.

10. Sion does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

11. Sion has recently changed his middle name to "F*cking."

12. When Sion sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes
only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Sion has
not had to pay taxes ever.

13. There is no chin behind Sion' beard. There is only another
fist.

14. There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Sion
.

15. In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Sion' Delorean to
go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a
scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which
years later was the cause of his Parkinson's disease.

16. Sion spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and meditating in
peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral s*x, KFC and Tequila.

17. Sion always has s*x on the first date. Always. The only time he
didn't was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the Holocaust.

18. Sion can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B,
A, Select, Start using only his erection.

19. Crop circles are Sion's way of telling the world that sometimes
corn needs to lie the f*ck down.

20. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Sion
allows to live.

21. When Sion goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and
instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

22. Sion once walked down the street with a massive erection. There
were no survivors.

23. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Sion could
use to kill you, including the room itself.

24. Sion has two speeds: walk and kill.

25. Sion is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of
tennis.

26. When Sion was born, the nurse said, "Holy cr*p! That's Sion
!" Then she had had s*x with him. At that point, she was the third
girl he had slept with.

27. Sion can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

28. It takes Sion 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

29. Sion is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with
lactose's sh*t.

30. Sion can divide by zero.

31. When Sion does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's
pushing the Earth down.

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Originally posted by Skydude

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No more animal theme names, at least not for some time now. I want to at some point come up with a large fad that becomes popular for a time...but most things seem to have been done at one time or another, from the ones I've suggested.

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Originally posted by asdf

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But that's not the point of a Wiki. The point of a Wiki is to provide information If we wanted to raise total hell and create anarchy, we should do something like invade/hack a banned member's website, or something.

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