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a/s/l?:


did you just fart?:
yes

is it quicker to town or by bus?:
maybe

can you dance?:
yes

will you dance?:
absolutely not

open the pod bay doors, hal.:
absolutely not

have I chance to survive make my time?:
absolutely not

how are you gentlemen?:


is it a mystery?:


does a duck quack?:
most definitely

anata wa neko desu ka?:
absolutely not

あなた輪猫ですか？:
most definitely

do you speak Japanese?:
maybe

are you Japanese?:
yes

lolinternet?:
most definitely

is this loli?:
absolutely not

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Originally posted by /home/xkeeper/

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NUCLEAR, NOT NUCULAR

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Originally posted by C:\irva\nte

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Did you know that 80% of tap water is made out of recycled pee and fecal matter?

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Originally posted by King Kattwah

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Everything needs more cowbell.

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