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HyperHacker

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Posted on 12-25-05 06:29 PM, in I'm getting coal... Link
Upload them as text files somewhere.

As for your rather odd note, he may have just left due to your swearing, or interpteted the 'ulate' part as 'c u later' or some such.
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HyperHacker

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Posted on 12-25-05 06:55 PM, in Worlds greatest christmas decorations. Link
I considered using Christmas lights to light up my computer, but the bulbs would die too often and it'd probably draw too much power. Gotta be LEDs.

Of course, I could just use LED Christmas lights...
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Posted on 12-25-05 06:56 PM, in This post is odd. How? Link
I got Mario Kart DS, so I'm having fun.
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Posted on 12-25-05 07:02 PM, in Extra tracks in Mario Kart DS! Link
Maybe people would respect you more if you put more thought into your posts. ROM hackers respect intelligence. Show as much as possible.
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Posted on 12-25-05 07:15 PM, in Mario Kart DS - Rant/Review Link
Originally posted by Zem
Frankly, I disagree with your critique of the physics. They feel great to me. It depends a lot on which character you're playing - I play Yoshi, and I have tons of control before, during, and after slide boosts.

It's probably because I'm used to MK:SC, but they do feel way too loose even after playing for a while. I use Yoshi too, and he (she?) certainly seems to handle a lot better than most others, but there's still a lot of sliding around, especially if you don't complete a power slide.


the sparks don't disappear "randomly" ... there's two levels, the blue and the red. Blue sparks just flash and then disappear, then the red ones stay on.

Yeah, noticed that aftterward. It'd still be better if the blue ones stayed though. It worked fine in all the others, why change it?


Easy to keep in first? Have you played 150CC? Do I just suck?

Uh... Where did I say it was even moderately easy to stay in first? It's easy to get really far ahead, but then you get attacked a bunch and knocked back to 2nd within a few seconds.


Spiny shells exploded in DD too. Just the way it works. This could be good or bad, but since you can learn to avoid it and the computer can't, it's better for you.

I don't think they exploded that big, though. The only real way to dodge it is to slam on the brakes, which isn't much better.


Yes, you can avoid red shells - by holding things behind you.

Hasn't worked for me so far.


I can hold items behind me in multiplayer just fine... but not online. This is odd, since you say you haven't tried playing online. Maybe you can't hold items behind you if there's more than two players?

I haven't actually tried either... I knew you couldn't do it online, so I figured not in multi either.


(edited by HyperHacker on 12-25-05 06:17 PM)
HyperHacker

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Posted on 12-25-05 07:26 PM, in Super Mario Land series Link
SML was great. SML2 wasn't too bad, but pissed me off in various places. Like how you lose so often in the slot machine (and because of rather stupid programming, it's instantly saved), and how you have to beat all the bosses again if you get a game over. Also, every time I did beat all 6 bosses (btw, why the hell does that alien have 6 HP?), the damn save files disappeared! (Stupid programming again.)
Both had awesome music, though.

SML3+, I should probably play sometime.
HyperHacker

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Posted on 12-25-05 07:28 PM, in Birdo's way of Speech Link
The MKDD voice just fits better.

Now if you want Mario characters with crappy voices, try Toad or Bowser in MKDS.
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Posted on 12-25-05 07:30 PM, in Mario Kart DS - Rant/Review Link
I wouldn't have bothered responding, but since you insist... that method requires watching 2 screens at once, and in swerving to avoid the shell while watching the bottom screen you're likely to smack into something. I can't drive at all looking at just the map.
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Posted on 12-25-05 07:32 PM, in Birdo's way of Speech Link
The subject is the voice of a Mario character, and yes they do suck. You shut up.
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Posted on 12-25-05 07:51 PM, in Mario Kart DS - Rant/Review Link
Ah, didn't see that one.
Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish
So slow down or move to the side. Boom; you're not hit by it. It hardly takes any skill at all. And if you're paying attention to who has what items, and they're not RIGHT FREAKING NEXT TO YOU, it's pretty easy to drop to second before it locks on to you.

Yeah, well I dunno about you but both my eyes move in sync with eachother. It's difficult to constantly pay attention to the map and everyone's little item icons when you're driving.


You can still dodge red shells with your own items or by tricking them in to hitting walls, and it's still possible to dodge blue shells, it's just much harder, unless you have a green shell or fake item box, in which case with some skill you can hit yourself with it and use the temporary invincibility to avoid the explosion, thus greatly lessening the effects.

Again, you have to watch the map.


Solution: Get better at the game and stop falling off cliffs.

Me not falling in them doesn't mean there isn't too many.


The solution to the last problem is the solution to this one.

Not falling off cliffs does little to help when someone's attacking you.


Why the hell are you playing team battle, though? Or battle, period.

Because battle is awesome. Team battle does suck but I had to try it at least once.


So?

What's driving without being able to honk your horn? And speedometers are a nice touch that every other MK game except SMK had.


Solution: Stop using the touch screen.

Doesn't stop it being hit by accident.


So?

It makes no sense. If the music isn't actually playing, it should stop.

And then these...

Originally posted by Jingle ATW
You... (Yoshi is a he)

And lays eggs? Some of them must be female.


Physics: You hit a wall. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE GOING TO DO, KEEP GOING?

If you happen to brush lightly against a wall, you shouldn't stop dead. Like in every other racing game ever and real life.


And since when do karts not lose speed offroad?

Lose speed, yes. Drop to 10 km/h instantly, no.


AI: Seems fine to me. I never get hit with that many items, and if I do, Im far enough ahead.

Maybe I'm just too fast? They're always way behind until I get pelted with 2 or 3 shells in a row.


Quick run: What?

IN MKDD, you could do a race like GP, but only one track. Though I guess you can just do a VS match with 7 CPU players. *edits post*


Manual: The manual doesnt teach you everything. It doesnt have to. It just needs to get you in the right direction.

It should teach you the basics, though. When you have to guess at what things mean in the menus after reading the manual, there's a problem.


Spiny shells explode SMALL compared to double dash. And you can dodge them, it just actually takes REAL SKILL to dodge.

They seem about the same size to me, but since the karts are smaller, it's worse. Tell me, how do you dodge something that dive-bombs into your head at the speed of sound?


Shells: Its called trailing. And yes, the red shells to swerve a little to make sure they hit you, but you can get rid of them.

If you happen to see them on the map ahead of time.


Lakitu is fine... youre just impatient

It's a race, there's no time for patience. Actually, his speed seems to vary a bit.


Falling off ALWAYS had you lose your item. What world have you been living in?

Only in DD, and it sucked there too.


Team battle is lame. Dont play it.

Agreed. Had to try it, though.


The trick is to blow softly... not have Category 5 hurricane winds going into the mic.

I tried everything from whispering to practically blowing the DS away. Even whistling.


Music: Get good headphones

Headphones suck though.
HyperHacker

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Posted on 12-25-05 07:58 PM, in Mario Kart DS - Rant/Review Link
Hey, it's not my fault he handles like a buttered snake on ice.

Also, edited some things.
HyperHacker

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Posted on 12-26-05 10:53 AM, in I HAVE A SUGGESTION. Link
Yeah, except for one problem... Go ahead, try sticking some JS in your post.
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Posted on 12-26-05 10:55 AM, in Viewing all my posts at once messes stuff up. Link
Yeah, I could do that too if I had DB access.
HyperHacker

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Posted on 12-26-05 10:59 AM, in Which would you rather have, a Sex Slave or a Giant Mecha? Link
Shyguy raises a good point... are we talking actual slave, or is this person doing it willingly? And on the mecha side, what's it like? Will I need to buy gas all the time? Won't I end up in jail eventually anyway, or be forced to kill pretty much every cop and several armies?
HyperHacker

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Posted on 12-26-05 11:03 AM, in Super Happy Fun Game, OF FREENESS Link
Quite.
HyperHacker

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Posted on 12-26-05 11:19 AM, in Merry Christmas (Eve), guys. Link

Looks like failure to me. If you really need rich text in your documentation and can't fake it with ASCII tables, just use HTML or even RTF.


(edited by HyperHacker on 12-26-05 10:19 AM)
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Posted on 12-26-05 11:39 AM, in Mario Kart DS - Rant/Review Link
Reading is good.
Originally posted by SantaDavis
It's not my fault that you're just no good with him.

Why do I do fine with the other characters then? If Toad is that drastically different that your skills with other players don't even apply, then yeah, there's something wrong.

Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish
What the hell, HyperHacker. How is periodically glancing at the map and who has what items any more difficult than periodically glancing at the rear-view mirror and speedometer in an actual car? You're not going to be staring at them the entire time, and you don't have to (nor should you); just as long as you make a few quick glances every few seconds you'll be fine.

Anyone who compares driving in real life to Mario Kart fails, plain and simple. Real-life driving generally doesn't involve dodging banana peels and incoming shells while making a 120° turn at 80 km/h with someone ramming you from the side and a pit of lava with no guardrail at the edge of the track.

Originally posted by cpubasic13
Well, your gripe about the Spiked Shell is stupid. To effectively play out those first-place homing devices, just keep an eye on the bottom screen from time to time if you are really close to the person behind you. If you see a Spiked Shell, pull off the accelerator, and wait for it to fire. Then just stay away.

However, if the shell is heading towards you and the second place contender is near you, STAY NEAR HIM! Then he will get the full blast just like you did. Duh!

Sure, works great when they're right next to you. What do you do when they're further back? Slam on the brakes and let them pass you, losing just as much time as if you'd been hit?


And if you think someone controls poorly, that is because you can't use him. I may not be able to use Rob, Toad, or Peach, but that doesn't mean that they suck. I can only control Dry Bones, Bowser in the Dry Bomber, Mario, and Luigi. Other than that, I am not that good with the other characters. I don't lose all the time, but I just can't win real well. I tend to stick with Dry Bones, though...

See above. Being good with heavier characters and not light ones is understandable, but being good with all the light characters except one just makes no sense.


Well... if you think there are too many bottomless pits, then practice being good. It isn't that hard to navigate the tracks, the hardest being the twists and turns of Rainbow Road, which aren't even that bad.

Me not falling in them doesn't mean there isn't too many.



For your battle woes, I don't see how it messes up team battle for you, since I can get rid of all the other team and it would say I won.

What kind of 'team' battle has you kill your teammates, though? It kinda defeats the point of teams.


Besides, you aren't supposed to blow hard into the mic. Just blow lightly into the mic and it would work. Blowing too hard will NOT fill the balloons faster, despite what real life would have you believe.

I tried everything from whispering to practically blowing the DS away. Even whistling.


Originally posted by Squash Monster
...am I the only one who finds it amusing that it seems like everyone has taken personal offense at complaints about a game they have had no part in making?

Nope.
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Posted on 12-26-05 11:43 AM, in Nintendo WFC with Mario Kart DS Link
Crashes how, like the game freezes or disconnects? If the other players are disconnecting they might just be shutting their DS off upon realizing they're going to lose. Otherwise, call Nintendo or check the website.
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Posted on 12-26-05 11:47 AM, in Birdo's way of Speech Link
How is it spam? Short, but not pointless.

Really the only thing I didn't like about SMA was that the game crashed when I finally got to the last boss.
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