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Vyper

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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

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Posted on 03-15-06 11:29 PM, in Lefty or Righty? Link
Originally posted by Danielle
Originally posted by Vyper
Actually, I've seen a woman orgasm in less than 30 seconds, so it's not really harder

YAY FOR GENERALIZATIONS

And... I don't see the joy of an unbalanced washing machine. I can think of a hundred better... objects.
I had a really, really good comeback, but lawsuits arn't my thing

EDIT: Oh yeah, and it wasn't a washing machine...

(edited by Vyper on 03-15-06 10:30 PM)
(edited by Vyper on 03-15-06 10:31 PM)
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

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Posted on 03-15-06 11:32 PM, in ASDF... Link
Yeah, I use homerow pretty much 100% of the time. Typing fast pretty much requires it.
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

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Posted on 03-16-06 12:09 AM, in Lefty or Righty? Link
Originally posted by Yoronosuku
I got my first orgasm from a washing machine. By accident.

...I don't want to talk about it .___.;;
That is fucking cool! By all means if you're uncomfortable then don't, but I for one wouldn't mind hearing about it XD
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

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Posted on 03-16-06 09:40 PM, in Lefty or Righty? Link
Originally posted by CESum
Originally posted by Yoronosuku
There isn't much to tell .__. when I was 12, I sat on top of the washing machine and it started going bananas, and I just...didn't get off of it, and it happened ._.;;
That's actually kind of cute, in a very deviant way.
Oddly enough, I got the same feeling
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

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Posted on 03-17-06 01:11 AM, in Lefty or Righty? Link
Originally posted by RedFlameZero
Originally posted by Vyper
Originally posted by CESum
Originally posted by Yoronosuku
There isn't much to tell .__. when I was 12, I sat on top of the washing machine and it started going bananas, and I just...didn't get off of it, and it happened ._.;;
That's actually kind of cute, in a very deviant way.
Oddly enough, I got the same feeling
... ummmm

The actual washing machine orgasm isn't cute, it's the fact that she probably blushes like hell when she thinks of it now that she's older.

(edited by Vyper on 03-17-06 12:12 AM)
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

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Posted on 03-18-06 06:00 PM, in 18+ Weirdest Sex Link
Originally posted by Kyoufu Kawa
Anyway, she ended up with pussy farts. That was just plain LOL.
QUEEFAGE! !
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

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Posted on 03-19-06 05:55 AM, in Super Mario World: Yoshi's Tale (Spritecomic) Link
Originally posted by MikeOShay
and I think that's actually a witch's eye or something that's glowing and flying around the castle. (Likely another Magikoopa)
Can't you actually see bowser on the overworld when the lightning flashes?
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

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Posted on 03-19-06 10:45 PM, in Which lazy food do you eat when you are too lazy to cook? Link
MMMMmmmmmMMMMmmMMMMMM, Ramen Noodles
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

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Posted on 03-19-06 10:49 PM, in WWE Thread (Test walked away from his shot at the ECW Championship? HE'S HARDCORE!) Link
The Shawn Michaels vs. Shane McMahon match was pretty good. Nice to see a big bump from HBK.... also glad to see Shane can still get it done.

Vince got Vanterminator'd! !
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

Last post: 6317 days
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Posted on 03-20-06 06:46 PM, in Education Assistance. Link
Whatever you choose do to, make sure you don't regret that choice. I feel missing out on opportunities we had a chance to take is one of the biggest downfalls of the human race.

I say go to California. No more snow, and so many new things for you to experience. A lot of times, fresh starts are just what a person needs to turn their life around. This could be your chance, so I say go for it!
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

Last post: 6317 days
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Posted on 03-21-06 12:47 AM, in My complaints against porn women Link
Someone's never heard of amateur porn.
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

Last post: 6317 days
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Posted on 03-21-06 12:58 AM, in David Gilmour - On an Island Link
Anyone else stoked about this? Pink Floyd is like... the greatest ever, and now Gilmour has a solo album.

I got the album yesterday and am currently enjoying it every bit. The track listing is as follows:

Castellorizon
On an Island
The Blue
Take a Breath
Red Sky at Night
This Heaven
Then I Close My Eyes
Smile
A Pocketful of Stones
Where We Start

So.... anyone?
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

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Posted on 03-21-06 07:32 PM, in 18+ Weirdest Sex Link
Originally posted by JeffreyGlen
Okay. Last night was pretty weird and uncomfertable. But hey..
Usually explanations help a lot... care to give one?
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

Last post: 6317 days
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Posted on 03-22-06 12:45 AM, in My complaints against porn women Link
Originally posted by drjayphd +
There's also lesbian porn, if you're so inclined. Sapphic Erotica's good for realism.

I do have to say, though, the whole gagging thing really turns me off. I don't really need to see someone shoving their dick in someone's mouth like they're trying to swallow a corn dog whole, then have it come out slathered in a quart of saliva...
So if you were single and a gorgeous woman came up to you and asked if she could choke on your cock, you'd say no? Don't be rediculous!
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

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Posted on 03-22-06 02:02 PM, in Your ex girlfriend's friend. Link
Originally posted by JeffreyGlen
I did not expect that to happen. In fact, I was planning on avoiding her. But no.. I drowned my sorrow in alcohol. And she came over and.. "took advantage" of me.
What are you complaining about, man? You have two women who obviously (as your posting has lead me to believe) want you. I say ask them about doing them both... at the same time! Threesomes RULE (but only if it's two chicks and a guy)!
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

Last post: 6317 days
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Posted on 03-23-06 01:43 AM, in My complaints against porn women Link
Originally posted by Snow Tomato
And I'm sorry but during sex no girls scream as loudly or as exagerated as in porn.
I hate to disagree, but you havn't seen many women have sex, have you? Trust me, PLENTY of women scream like that...
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

Last post: 6317 days
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Posted on 03-23-06 06:25 PM, in My complaints against porn women Link
Originally posted by Snow Tomato
No but all porn I've seen... have included women screaming "SPANK ME DADDY AND SPANK ME HARD!!! OH YEAH BABY!!"... or like "F*** ME LIKE A WH***!!! AHHHHHH!!! UMGHFFF!!! OOOMMMMMMMFFF!!!!!".... I meant shit like that. I can't really control myself either... but I've never, ever sounded like that... and I think it's highly unlikely that girls scream out ridiculous things like that. I know I wouldn't... and I don't think I know many people who would.
That makes much more sense. I see your point now.
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

Last post: 6317 days
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Posted on 03-23-06 06:26 PM, in David Gilmour - On an Island Link
WTF?

I'm the only fan of Pink Floyd here? Are you guys freaking insane?
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

Last post: 6317 days
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Posted on 03-23-06 06:46 PM, in Yet another image generator by me Link


(edited by Vyper on 03-23-06 05:46 PM)
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

Last post: 6317 days
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Posted on 03-23-06 07:32 PM, in My complaints against porn women Link
Originally posted by [GGS
Cruel Justice]
Originally posted by Kasumi-Astra
I hate any porn where a woman has a pouty or lustful look on her face. It's so unnatractive. Looking lustful for me is only a way of portraying women as weak and submissive. I only find women attractive as equals, as people that have a spirit and personality of their own, not a mindless sex-slave.


I completely agree... When a woman blatently tries to look sexy in front of the camera by posing her head at an angle while getting creamed from behind really turns me off. To me, there's nothing sexy about glamor. You can easliy tell when a woman is faking her moans. When it's slow and controlled. I'm not surprised though, seeing the guys are usually 5'5" tall with an erect 3" cocktail weenie to match. (sorry for the last detail)

It's stuff like that that draws me away from porn. It's freaking disgusting.

I could actually feel goosbumps with real sex as opposed to porn. You look into your partner's eyes, blushing the same time she is and think, "She's really yours, not an image on the screen and you can quite possibly have her forever.".
A lot of people are making a lot of good posts. I agree with you completely, Cruel Justice.
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