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Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-24-05 06:00 PM, in Have you ever...? (The end! Finally!) Link
No, but I have woken up standing or kneeling after having gone to sleep laying.

Have you ever done something so well that you stopped doing it for a few weeks because you were starting to scare yourself?
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-24-05 06:03 PM, in Temporal Flux v2.00 Release Link
Sorry to be a spoil-sport, but does anyone know why I get this error when I try to run the program?

"The application failed to initialize properly (0xc0000135). Click OK to terminate the application."
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-24-05 06:06 PM, in Have you ever...? (The end! Finally!) Link
Yes, when I was moving to my current state, my cats were fighting in the car, and one jumped onto my laptop and tore out five keys while leaping off.

Have you ever made a long and thoughtful post then hit the back button because it didn't meet your standards?
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-25-05 11:16 PM, in Swords!!!! Link
I've never understood bullet-proof vests.

The bullet-proof turtlenecked sweater is obviously superior.
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-26-05 12:41 AM, in The battle of the iPods Link
...are you aware that your choice of two devices to compare is one of the worst ones you could choose?


"Hey, this two-inch TV/Wristwatch costs more than this 14-inch standard television! Yea, watches suck."
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-26-05 12:53 AM, in Swords!!!! Link
Okay, that's enough conversation about gayness, "bouncing", and white, sticky stuff for me for one thread.

Get a room, you two.
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-26-05 01:05 AM, in Happy alternative seasonal holiday! Link
Merry Jul!
Io Saturnalia!
Happy Hannukah!
Merry Crimbo!
Joyous Kwanza!
Festivus for the rest of us!
Happy Athiests Get Presents Day!
I hope you've all enjoyed Be Nice To Everyone For No Good Reason Month.
Happy Generic-Solstice-Holiday
Happy Boxing Day!
Happy Wintereenmass!
Merry X-mas*

...and Discordians don't get a holiday, because when you're a Discordian, every day is a holiday. Unless it's bad weather for a holiday. Or you just don't feel like it. Don't ask me, consult your pineal gland.


*X-mas is a different holiday than Christmas.

(edited by Squash Monster on 12-26-05 12:15 AM)
(edited by Squash Monster on 12-26-05 12:36 AM)
Squash Monster

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Posted on 12-26-05 01:07 AM, in Mario Kart DS - Rant/Review Link
...am I the only one who finds it amusing that it seems like everyone has taken personal offense at complaints about a game they have had no part in making?
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-26-05 01:15 AM, in Happy alternative seasonal holiday! Link
Originally posted by Colin
You totally forgot Boxing Day, which is today.

Many Canadians, Brits and Aussies celebrate the day, you know. They worship to the great retail gods.

Dude, so sorry.

Added that and another forgotten holiday to the list.
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-26-05 01:22 AM, in Mario Kart DS - Rant/Review Link
Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish
Originally posted by Squash Monster
...am I the only one who finds it amusing that it seems like everyone has taken personal offense at complaints about a game they have had no part in making?
Prove I wasn't secretly a beta tester.
If you were secretly a beta tester, you wouldn't have just told me that right now, because then it wouldn't have been a secret anymore.

If it wasn't secret, you would've publically been a beta tester. In which case we'd all know you were a beta tester. Which we obviously don't. So you obviously weren't.


I'd like to take this moment to make a bit of a pre-emptive strike and say that if any of you point out that my argument is the type one gets when one uses logic instead of thinking, I will personally boil this cute little koala.
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-26-05 01:28 AM, in Swords!!!! Link
Good thing we're in a topic about swords then, eh?

*pulls a nice pair of katanas off a nearby rack, grabs them by the blades, kneels, and offers Alastor the hilts*

(edited by Squash Monster on 12-26-05 12:29 AM)
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-26-05 01:33 AM, in Mario Kart DS - Rant/Review Link
What's that, Mr. Koalla?

You say it's getting awefully hot in here?

I think it feels perfectly fine... Perhaps you have a bit of a fever?
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-26-05 01:42 AM, in December 2005 ACS Rankings Link
I haven't been paying any attention to these things, but this seems like a good place to ask so we'll take advantage of that and use it to catch up.

We still spree around here, right?

'cause between having /way/ too much sugar in my system and feeling bitter and ranty, I definately am feeling a bit spree-ish right now, and will if someone cares to come along for the ride.
Squash Monster

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Posted on 12-26-05 12:24 PM, in Which would you rather have, a Sex Slave or a Giant Mecha? Link
I'm surprised.

I would've thought somebody would've said "Sex slave that can turn into a giant robot" by now.

...because transforming robots are cool robots.
Squash Monster

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Posted on 12-26-05 12:32 PM, in Swords!!!! Link
The "I am rubber" thing is the most common playground retort in America. Would assume worldwide, but I don't spend much time in foreign playgrounds. Maybe you should ask Kawa about that.

Any sword can "cut through layers of steel" depending on how well-made the sword is, the relative strengths of the sword's material and the target's material, and exactly how thick of something you're cutting through.

For a demonstration of how an object can easilly cut through something of the same material, go rub two saltine crackers together.

(edited by Squash Monster on 12-26-05 11:33 AM)
Squash Monster

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Posted on 12-26-05 12:44 PM, in The battle of the iPods Link
Originally posted by Xkeeper
Originally posted by Squash Monster
...are you aware that your choice of two devices to compare is one of the worst ones you could choose?


"Hey, this two-inch TV/Wristwatch costs more than this 14-inch standard television! Yea, watches suck."

Based on the (admittedly very, very small) amount of research, I don't see why.

"This device is cheaper, has more storage and more features than this other product and costs less, while still doing everything the other does"
Both cheaper and costs less? Sign me up now! .

My complaint was because he chose a product that sacrificed storage space and ease of manufacture in favor of compactness, then compared it with a standard, reasonably-sized device designed to get the best value and most storage space.

It's like saying Shoe Company A is better than Shoe Company B because Shoe Company A's winter boots are warmer than Shoe Company B's sandals.


A better comparison would've been the 30 GB iPod and the 30 GB Zen Xtra.

...which I'm fully aware results in the iPod getting owned hard. But this time it's fair, so I'm cool with it.
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Posted on 12-26-05 12:52 PM, in Super Happy Fun Game, OF FREENESS Link
Ancient, yet good.

Shall I assume everyone has done the whole all-three-endings thing already?
Squash Monster

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Posted on 12-26-05 01:10 PM, in Swords!!!! Link
It rhymes in Spanish.

(edited by Squash Monster on 12-26-05 12:12 PM)
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Posted on 12-26-05 02:07 PM, in Swords!!!! Link
Well, considering the amount of effort it took me to force it to rhyme in Spanish, and that I still counted it despite that... sure, why not?
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Posted on 12-26-05 02:20 PM, in Which would you rather have, a Sex Slave or a Giant Mecha? Link
Nobody ever said the robot would work, either.

But a giant robot that doesn't work is not a giant robot. It's just a chunk of scrap metal.

And a sex slave that isn't hot is not a sex slave. It's just a slave.

No making up loop-holes, answer the question!
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