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Zem
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Since: 11-18-05

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Posted on 12-25-05 01:37 AM, in I've got a secret I've been hiding Link
"Mr. Roboto" by Styx. In list format.
  • You are:
    • wondering who I am
      • machine or mannequin?
        • with parts made in japan

  • I...:
    • am the modren man
    • have got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
      • My heart is human
      • My blood is boiling
      • My brain IBM
    • am just a man who needed someone and somewhere to hide
      • To keep me alive
      • Just keep me alive
    • have come to help you with your problems so we can be free
    • am just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
      • Beyond my control
      • We all need control

  • I'm not:
    • a robot without emotions
    • what you see
    • a hero
    • a savior

  • Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
    • for doing the jobs nobody wants to
    • for helping me escape when I needed to
    • Thank you
    • I want to thank you
    • Please, thank you

  • The time has come at last
    • To throw away this mask
      • Now everyone can see
        • My true identity

  • I'm Kilroy
    • Kilroy
      • Kilroy
        • Kilroy


Read the origin of this madness and some more examples then entertain us with your own!

Edit: had to delete line breaks to get it to look better. Don't use <ul>s like me, it's a bitch to do manually. =(

(edited by Zem on 12-25-05 12:45 AM)
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Posted on 12-25-05 01:47 AM, in I had to remake my account... Link
There was a deleting of the board.
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Posted on 12-25-05 01:59 AM, in Weirdest/Most revolting Pizza creation you've eaten Link
Once I had a helicopter pizza.



...

Okay, I didn't, I was just lying to impress you guys.
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Posted on 12-25-05 02:02 AM, in Blade Link
Originally posted by Cruel Justice
Spoilers! Don't read this if you haven't seen the movie!!!
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Observe this dirty trick:
[spoiler]text[/spoiler]

produces:

Spoiler:
text


Highlight that bitch and seeeeeeeeeeeeee the results
Zem
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Posted on 12-25-05 04:07 AM, in IE to adopt lololol RSS Icon. Link
The thread is about lololol.

Let's see a show of hands... who didn't expect Xkeeper to come in and bitch? =D
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Posted on 12-25-05 04:11 AM, in I HAVE A SUGGESTION. Link
You know those little checkboxes? Disable Smilies, Layout, and HTML? Let's add another one (note: here "let's" should be taken to mean "xkeeper should") that disables the conversion of line breaks into <br>s. That way when you need some complicated code in your post you can space it out without ruining it. And <pre>s wouldn't get double-spaced. AND we could have a similar checkbox for the header and sig fields.
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Posted on 12-25-05 06:14 PM, in Swords!!!! Link
Originally posted by Ran-chan
*Points sword to Alastor's throat*

Umm, what did you say?

*BLAM*
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Posted on 12-25-05 06:17 PM, in What did you get people for Christmas? Link
A flying kick to the ovaries.

Why is your layout a scroll layout? IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
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Posted on 12-25-05 06:19 PM, in I HAVE A SUGGESTION. Link
You think I look at that thing? Sucka, I got news for you.

Here's the news: I don't look at that thing.
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Posted on 12-25-05 06:36 PM, in Mario Kart DS - Rant/Review Link
Frankly, I disagree with your critique of the physics. They feel great to me. It depends a lot on which character you're playing - I play Yoshi, and I have tons of control before, during, and after slide boosts. (Also, the sparks don't disappear "randomly" ... there's two levels, the blue and the red. Blue sparks just flash and then disappear, then the red ones stay on.) Admittedly, the penalties for driving off the road are fairly harsh, but that's more of a design decision than a bug. It's fine, learn 2 play. ;o

Easy to keep in first? Have you played 150CC? Do I just suck?

Spiny shells exploded in DD too. Just the way it works. This could be good or bad, but since you can learn to avoid it and the computer can't, it's better for you.

No, you can't avoid spiny shells. Yes, you can avoid red shells - by holding things behind you. ;o WORKING AS INTENDED

Lakitu is indeed slow. There's some cheap stuff, like if you get hit on the top of the corkscrew on rainbow road, you just fall off and get put back at the beginning of it. Just something you have to hope doesn't happen ;o

I can hold items behind me in multiplayer just fine... but not online. This is odd, since you say you haven't tried playing online. Maybe you can't hold items behind you if there's more than two players?

I've had varying levels of success with the microphone. If it's being finnicky I just switch to select.

I've heard you don't unlock anything just by completing mission mode, but you probably have to complete it along with other things to unlock everything. Probably also you have to get high ranks.
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Posted on 12-25-05 06:40 PM, in Mario Kart DS tournament - Final round over. Alastor the Stylish is the winner. Link
Hmm... My schedule will be sporadic, but there's a decent chance I can participate, so sign me up tentatively. 472-507-860-816. Also, update the friend code list in the other thread.
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Posted on 12-25-05 06:41 PM, in I HAVE A SUGGESTION. Link
Originally posted by Randy53215
Suggestion to you Zem... Undo caps lock.

Thats the only useful thing I can say.:/

And that is why you fail.
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Posted on 12-26-05 07:02 AM, in Happy alternative seasonal holiday! Link
Present day is the best day ever whooooooo

Originally posted by Grey cat
They call it Boxing Day because you beat the shit out of people for VALUES VALUES VALUES!!!!

wins
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Posted on 12-26-05 07:15 AM, in Which would you rather have, a Sex Slave or a Giant Mecha? Link
Which one would I actually get the chance to use?

I HAVE CAST MY VOTE
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Posted on 12-26-05 08:13 AM, in Which would you rather have, a Sex Slave or a Giant Mecha? Link
Originally posted by Shyguy
It's kinda like comparing apples to oranges in all reality.

In the sense that it's saying, "Would you rather eat an apple or an orange?" That phrase generally means you're comparing two different things that can't be given a meaningful value with respect to one another. This is just a matter of preference.

In this case, sex vs. giant robots
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Posted on 12-27-05 07:34 PM, in Mario Kart DS: Alastor owns your soul. [List Updated 02/13] Link
All right, clearly I am missing something. How'd you get such a crazy lead on Sky Garden? And how did you keep catching up on Frappe? I suck ='(

Edit: yeah, Kyouji kicked my ass four races in a row. I managed to keep up until near the end on the last two, though.

(edited by Zem on 12-27-05 06:39 PM)
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Posted on 12-27-05 08:45 PM, in Animal Crossing: Wild World Link
Just got this game.

Name: Zem
Town: Jerkcity
Code: 2577-6013-9972
Fruit: Peaches

Yes.
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Posted on 12-28-05 01:18 AM, in Well that was fun. Link
What? What happened? I missed it.
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Posted on 12-28-05 01:20 AM, in Well that was fun. Link
Losers. Next time you do something without me, don't.
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Posted on 12-28-05 01:26 AM, in Which would you rather have, a Sex Slave or a Giant Mecha? Link
What can you do with a giant robot if you don't want to kill anyone? I'm thinking realistically here. You can't get very far with one of those fuckers if you don't at least threaten some violence.
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